Lyrics for silliness

[Aeryn]

Alright well since we have one for dark lyrics, and one for serious lyrics, lets have one for silly and trite lyrics!!!

RULES: Add where you got it, and the song name. maximum 2 songs per post!

Here it is folks, Yes I watch Veggietales, but only when I baby sit this one families kids, I aint nuts.

Veggie Tales: Silly song with Larry

Narrator: "Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out ..."

Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"

Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked, and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports ..."

Pa: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"

Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"

Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."

"Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"

Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."

Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair ... for my hairbrush."

Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses ..."

Bob: "Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!"

Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments ..."

Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"

Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful ..."

Peach: "Thanks for the hairbrush."

Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out ..."

Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."

Narrator: "The end!"

[Lizra]

Hmmm, I better dig out my old Ramones albums! " I don't wanna be a pinhead no more" might work here!

[Aeryn]

LOL, Sure thing Lizra

Veggie Tales: Silly song with Larry "The Pirates who don't do anything"

Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"

Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Larry: "We don't do anything!"

Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."

Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything... And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you ... We don't do anything!"

Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"

(speaking)
Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"

Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!"

Larry: "Oh ..."

Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"

Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"

Pa: "Huh? No I don't!"

Mr. Lunt: "Do too."

Pa: "Do not!"

Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry."

Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"

Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"

Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!"

Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"

(singing again)
Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..."

(speaking in the background)
Pa: "You just don't get it!"

(singing)
All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"


NOTE TO THE VIEWER, it doesn't have to have anything to do with the VEGGIE TALES OKAY?

[Lizra]

This one was by "The Kingsmen" back in the 60's.

The Jolly Green Giant

Heard about the Jolly green Giant (potatoes)
He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts)
He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans


He lives down there in his valley (brussel sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green (spinach)
Well, He ain't no prize, and there's no woman his size
And that's why the cat's so mean

One day he left his valley pad
I mean to say this cat was mad
Now listen round, he wasn't gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon

Well this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)
He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn)
Well, he looked at her,
And she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright.

He looked at her, Thought "What a dilly".
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
This was something he had never sensed
He looked at her as she commenced
"Now listen pal, this ain't no fluke"
"I can't see goin' with a big green gook"

You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant)
Don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks)
He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley
The cat was color blind. (carrots, canned beans..........


This is sung in a perfect "Hey Daddy-O" dead-pan drawal.

[GRONK!!!]

GRONK's all time favorite

Fish heads Barnes and Barnes

(Chorus and first verse)

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads
eat them up, yum!

Ask a fish head anything you want to
they wont answer they cant talk.

(chorus)

I took a fish head out to see a mooovie
didnt have to pay to get it in.

(chorus)

They don't play baseball
they don't wear sweaters
they're not good dancers
They dont play drums!!

(chorus)

Rolypoly fishheads are never seen drinking capachino in Italian restaurants
with oriental women!!!!!

Yeah!

Fish heads fish heads
roly poly fish heads
fish heads fish heads
eat them up Yum!

YEEAAHHHH!!!!!!

[Philia]

GRONK! that was...GROSS~!

[Coney]

The song of the Lambton Worm

One Sunday morn young Lambton
went a-fishin' in the Wear;
An' catched a fish upon his huek,
He thowt leuk't varry queer,
But whatt'n a kind a fish it was
Young Lambton couldn't tell.
He waddn't fash to carry it hyem,
So he hoyed it in a well.

Chorus

Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
Aa'll tell ye aall and aaful story,
Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
An' Aal tell ye 'bout the worm.

Noo Lambton felt inclined to gan
An' fight in foreign wars.
He joined a troop o' Knights that cared
For neither wounds nor scars,
An' off he went to Palestine
Where queer things him befel,
An' varry seun forgot aboot
The queer worm i' the well.

Chorus

But the worm got fat an' growed an' growed,
An' growed an aaful size;
He'd greet big teeth, a greet big gob,
An' greet big goggle eyes.
An' when at neets he craaled aboot
To pick up bits o'news,
If he felt dry upon the road,
He milked a dozen coos.

Chorus

This feorful worm wad often feed
On calves an' lambs an' sheep,
An' swally little bairns alive
When they laid doon to sleep.
An' when he'd eaten aal he cud
An' he had has he's fill,
He craaled away an' lapped his tail
Seven times roond Pensher Hill.

Chorus

The news of this most aaful worm
An' his queer gannins on
Seun crossed the seas, gat to the ears
Of brave an' bowld Sir John.
So hyem he cam an' catched the beast
An' cut 'im in three halves,
An' that seun stopped he's eatin' bairns,
An' sheep an' lambs and calves.

Chorus

So noo ye knaa hoo aall the folks
On byeth sides of the Wear
Lost lots o' sheep an' lots o' sleep
An' lived in mortal feor.
So let's hev one to brave Sir John
That kept the bairns frae harm
Saved coos an' calves by myekin' haalves
O' the famis Lambton Worm

Chorus

Noo lads, Aa'll haad me gob,
That's aall Aa knaa aboot the story
Of Sir John's clivvor job
Wi' the aaful Lambton Worm

(it's in Geordie )

The tale of The Lambton Worm inspired Ken Russell's "Lair of the White Wyrm" apparently

the Legend of the Lambton Worm @

http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/l...pton_worm.html

Geordie Dictionary

http://www.geordiepride.demon.co.uk/dictionary.htm

[Lizra]

I think I need subtitles!

[Coney]

Originally posted by Lizra
I think I need subtitles!

lol........there's an, almost complete, translation here Lizra

http://www.tyshadragon.co.uk/lambtonworm.html

[Aeryn]

Hee hee hee funny! (fish heads? Blarg!)
(worms! double blarg)
(green beans! YUM )

[Lizra]

Well thats a very nice song Coney! (What's a gob?)

[Coney]

A gob is a mouth Lizra.........Geordies are notoriously loud so 'tis fitting that the chorus calls for the audience to be quiet (haad yor gobs = shut your mouths )

[Dunadan]

The lion is fierce
His teeth can pierce
The skin of a postman's knee

It serves him right
That, because of his bite
He gets no letters, you see.

[Draken]

Originally posted by Coney
The song of the Lambton Worm

One Sunday morn young Lambton
went a-fishin' in the Wear;
An' catched a fish upon his huek,
He thowt leuk't varry queer,
But whatt'n a kind a fish it was
Young Lambton couldn't tell.
He waddn't fash to carry it hyem,
So he hoyed it in a well.

Chorus

Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
Aa'll tell ye aall and aaful story,
Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
An' Aal tell ye 'bout the worm.

Noo Lambton felt inclined to gan
An' fight in foreign wars.
He joined a troop o' Knights that cared
For neither wounds nor scars,
An' off he went to Palestine
Where queer things him befel,
An' varry seun forgot aboot
The queer worm i' the well.

Chorus

But the worm got fat an' growed an' growed,
An' growed an aaful size;
He'd greet big teeth, a greet big gob,
An' greet big goggle eyes.
An' when at neets he craaled aboot
To pick up bits o'news,
If he felt dry upon the road,
He milked a dozen coos.

Chorus

This feorful worm wad often feed
On calves an' lambs an' sheep,
An' swally little bairns alive
When they laid doon to sleep.
An' when he'd eaten aal he cud
An' he had has he's fill,
He craaled away an' lapped his tail
Seven times roond Pensher Hill.

Chorus

The news of this most aaful worm
An' his queer gannins on
Seun crossed the seas, gat to the ears
Of brave an' bowld Sir John.
So hyem he cam an' catched the beast
An' cut 'im in three halves,
An' that seun stopped he's eatin' bairns,
An' sheep an' lambs and calves.

Chorus

So noo ye knaa hoo aall the folks
On byeth sides of the Wear
Lost lots o' sheep an' lots o' sleep
An' lived in mortal feor.
So let's hev one to brave Sir John
That kept the bairns frae harm
Saved coos an' calves by myekin' haalves
O' the famis Lambton Worm

Chorus

Noo lads, Aa'll haad me gob,
That's aall Aa knaa aboot the story
Of Sir John's clivvor job
Wi' the aaful Lambton Worm

(it's in Geordie )

The tale of The Lambton Worm inspired Ken Russell's "Lair of the White Wyrm" apparently

the Legend of the Lambton Worm @

http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/l...pton_worm.html

Geordie Dictionary

http://www.geordiepride.demon.co.uk/dictionary.htm

What's silly about that? That's culture, that is!

[Draken]

Originally posted by Coney
A gob is a mouth Lizra.........Geordies are notoriously loud so 'tis fitting that the chorus calls for the audience to be quiet (haad yor gobs = shut your mouths )

Careful!

[Draken]

And as anything sung in a Cockney accent is intrinsically silly...

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Please by Splodgenessabounds

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I'll have some pickled onions,
And a little bit of cheese, please.
Thank you.

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
And I've got all the right money
And all that, please.
Thank you.

Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
I've been here half hour
And I'm getting very thirsty!

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Over here!
Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Why won't you serve me?

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.
Two pints of lager—
Listen, I'm getting impatient, John!

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet offff crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of
(Time, gentlemen, please!)
And a packet of crisps.

Oh. Ooh.

[Coney]

Originally posted by Draken
Careful!

Oops should have perhaps mentioned that I'm currently in Durham myself

[Aeryn]

Oh my....