"Luke is a Mentat!" and Other Star Wars Facts

trolls' bane · 10-17-2005, 11:38 PM

Luke is a Mentat!
It must be true! Anyone else notice that he's got purplish lips in Return of the Jedi? Just like a mentat! I wonder where he keeps the mind-enhancing drug. Besides, he comes from a planet that could be re-named properly without anyone noticing: We could call it "Arrakis, Dune, Desert Planet."

The New Source on Charmed
There is a new source, yet none of the Hallowell sisters have figured it out, nor even known. Leo doesn't even know. But I do. It's Han Solo! Look at that evil, smug smirk of his. I'll swear he is a demon.

Leia: The Missing Link of Evoloution
She is! But not the Human missing link. The Bantha missing link. In A New Hope, her hair-do looks like the horns of a Bantha. This will totally shake the scientific foundation and the concept of Evoloution to it's roots: that Banthas and Humans are in fact more closely related than Apes and Humans.

Darth Artoo Baggins
Wicket was onto something when he was trying to see into Artoo's camera. He knew that Artoo was in fact a Hobbit, but more machine now than Hobbit, twisted and evil.

The Witch-King of Angmar · 10-18-2005, 02:14 AM

Lol NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

rohirrim TR · 10-19-2005, 02:19 PM

yes, yes, you see now, why he's my campaing manager, because he's a genius, or insane, either way its brilliant

hectorberlioz · 10-19-2005, 05:31 PM

Hahaha...some of the best laughs in a while

Humans and Banthas!

trolls' bane · 10-19-2005, 11:48 PM

Thank you!

Corellia--Why was it moved?
There is evidence on the planet Corellia of a giant propulsion system that suggests the planet was moved. Why? There is no point! Why bother moving a planet when there are so many other perfect temperature terrestrial planets in your star system! Why disrupt the natural order of things. And besides, if it's the case that you were not well established, why bother moving something uninhabitable to make it habitable? It makes no sense!

Anakin Needs Drugs
It's obvious! First, there's his fits of rage (I never saw RotS, so I'm just going by what is obvious). He also is totally bipolar, and is subject to frequent stages of depression. And besides, he murdered a town of innocent sand people for no reason! What kind of senate lets him go free? He's a simple minded deranged murderer with FAS and an extra strand of DNA.

rohirrim TR · 10-20-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Thank you!

Anakin Needs Drugs
It's obvious! First, there's his fits of rage (I never saw RotS, so I'm just going by what is obvious). He also is totally bipolar, and is subject to frequent stages of depression. And besides, he murdered a town of innocent sand people for no reason! What kind of senate lets him go free? He's a simple minded deranged murderer with FAS and an extra strand of DNA.

well you see, the problem is vader never lived long enough to benefit from that 400 billion dollar prescription drug, bill that passed a while back, if he had lived long enough to be a senior, or had had less pride and accepted medi-care, things would have been very different

hectorberlioz · 10-20-2005, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

well you see, the problem is vader never lived long enough to benefit from that 400 billion dollar prescription drug, bill that passed a while back, if he had lived long enough to be a senior, or had had less pride and accepted medi-care, things would have been very different

Well, you know hwat they say about rehab, "it only made me worse"

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Talk about a druggie, Palpatine, if you were judging by the first trilogy, you'd think he'd been on heroin for ages...

trolls' bane · 10-20-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Well, you know hwat they say about rehab, "it only made me worse"

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Talk about a druggie, Palpatine, if you were judging by the first trilogy, you'd think he'd been on heroin for ages...

Ooo...

Palpatine a Drug-addict/Throne Seperation Anxiety
Palpatine is ugly! Look how much he changes from Phantom Menace to Return of the Jedi. I think he needed a bit of a vacation to Hawaii. That's what happens when you're always indoors and on Heroin, as hectorberlioz pointed out. Dude, you've got enough power to be drunk with, and you don't need to pay high sums just to get something you already have! It's like sending the Spice to Kessel.

Wayfarer · 10-21-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

Thank you!
Corellia--Why was it moved?
There is evidence on the planet Corellia of a giant propulsion system that suggests the planet was moved. Why? There is no point! Why bother moving a planet when there are so many other perfect temperature terrestrial planets in your star system! Why disrupt the natural order of things. And besides, if it's the case that you were not well established, why bother moving something uninhabitable to make it habitable? It makes no sense!

You're obviously not paying much attention, if you miss the fact that moving Corellia would have changed the Feng Shui of the entire sector! The Corellia system was actually a zen garden created by the same people that founded the Jedi Order.

trolls' bane · 10-21-2005, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayfarer

You're obviously not paying much attention, if you miss the fact that moving Corellia would have changed the Feng Shui of the entire sector! The Corellia system was actually a zen garden created by the same people that founded the Jedi Order.

Huh?

Curubethion · 10-22-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Wayfarer

You're obviously not paying much attention, if you miss the fact that moving Corellia would have changed the Feng Shui of the entire sector! The Corellia system was actually a zen garden created by the same people that founded the Jedi Order.

HeeHee!

That's a pretty good one.
I'm sure that Yoda has to be caffiene-energized or something from what he was doing in AOTC and ROTS...

trolls' bane · 10-22-2005, 09:47 PM

rohirrim TR · 10-25-2005, 04:14 PM

i can see it now, yoda probably will get mountan dew to sponsor him for the lightsaber olympics, and then he'll get busted for illegal substances like red bull....

trolls' bane · 10-25-2005, 09:18 PM

Hmm...You should incorporate that into something that has an italics title. This thread isn't just for me to post this stuff.
I suggest:
Mountain-dew Sponsored Yoda Hates Mountain Dew

Curubethion · 10-26-2005, 12:03 AM

How about someone funnier than me follows up with it?

trolls' bane · 10-26-2005, 12:08 AM

Huh?

I wish I could incorporate a space elevator into one of these somehow. It would make a good joke.

hectorberlioz · 10-27-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

i can see it now, yoda probably will get mountan dew to sponsor him for the lightsaber olympics, and then he'll get busted for illegal substances like red bull....

Hahaha!

Actually, all of those first Jedis must have been on something, because Luke and Vader can't seem to fight half as fast as they do with lightsabers...

rohirrim TR · 10-29-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

Hahaha!

Actually, all of those first Jedis must have been on something, because Luke and Vader can't seem to fight half as fast as they do with lightsabers...

that gives me another idea: old school jedis on speed, vader/skywalker start a rehab clinic for old school jedi

hectorberlioz · 10-31-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

that gives me another idea: old school jedis on speed, vader/skywalker start a rehab clinic for old school jedi

All of Ben's "ways of the FORCE" we shouldv'e known!

For shame!

rohirrim TR · 10-31-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

All of Ben's "ways of the FORCE" we shouldv'e known!

For shame!

huh? my names not ben, who's ben?

10-17-2005, 11:38 PM	#1
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	"Luke is a Mentat!" and Other Star Wars Facts Luke is a Mentat! It must be true! Anyone else notice that he's got purplish lips in Return of the Jedi? Just like a mentat! I wonder where he keeps the mind-enhancing drug. Besides, he comes from a planet that could be re-named properly without anyone noticing: We could call it "Arrakis, Dune, Desert Planet." The New Source on Charmed There is a new source, yet none of the Hallowell sisters have figured it out, nor even known. Leo doesn't even know. But I do. It's Han Solo! Look at that evil, smug smirk of his. I'll swear he is a demon. Leia: The Missing Link of Evoloution She is! But not the Human missing link. The Bantha missing link. In A New Hope, her hair-do looks like the horns of a Bantha. This will totally shake the scientific foundation and the concept of Evoloution to it's roots: that Banthas and Humans are in fact more closely related than Apes and Humans. Darth Artoo Baggins Wicket was onto something when he was trying to see into Artoo's camera. He knew that Artoo was in fact a Hobbit, but more machine now than Hobbit, twisted and evil. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-18-2005, 02:14 AM	#2
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10-19-2005, 11:48 PM	#5
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Thank you! Corellia--Why was it moved? There is evidence on the planet Corellia of a giant propulsion system that suggests the planet was moved. Why? There is no point! Why bother moving a planet when there are so many other perfect temperature terrestrial planets in your star system! Why disrupt the natural order of things. And besides, if it's the case that you were not well established, why bother moving something uninhabitable to make it habitable? It makes no sense! Anakin Needs Drugs It's obvious! First, there's his fits of rage (I never saw RotS, so I'm just going by what is obvious). He also is totally bipolar, and is subject to frequent stages of depression. And besides, he murdered a town of innocent sand people for no reason! What kind of senate lets him go free? He's a simple minded deranged murderer with FAS and an extra strand of DNA. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-22-2005, 09:47 PM	#12
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Lol! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-25-2005, 09:18 PM	#14
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hmm...You should incorporate that into something that has an italics title. This thread isn't just for me to post this stuff. I suggest: Mountain-dew Sponsored Yoda Hates Mountain Dew __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-26-2005, 12:03 AM	#15
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10-26-2005, 12:08 AM	#16
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Huh? I wish I could incorporate a space elevator into one of these somehow. It would make a good joke. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator