Fake Fans - Page 2

trolls' bane · 10-09-2005, 09:21 PM

Thank you!

It's the ugly truth, though. That's all it is...That's all it is, and all it ever was.

Bombadillo · 10-30-2005, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

I know these weak-minded fools. Don't know who Luke Skywalker is

--What kind of empty person doesn't know who that is!?

Get a life, then get the trilogy!

*Shudders* We're watching ANH in my film analysis class now, and there's this girl in the front of the room who's never seen it before. I swear to God:

Vader Force-chokes the skeptic, and she says "Wait, so he has, like, special powers or something?" Dead serious.

Obi Wan cuts off the ugly criminal's arm in the Cantina, and she goes "Wait, so those can cut thingsnstuff!?"

The Falcon jumps to lightspeed, and she tries to whisper to the girl next to her "Hey, are they going fast?" That was a brand new level of stupidity. I can't even begin to describe...

What kind of rock have people been living under if they've never heard of this stuff before!?

And then she asked if the guy driving the spaceship was the guy from that movie with that plane and there's a president in it and he plays the president and I was so glad when the bell rang.

trolls' bane · 10-30-2005, 05:33 AM

I know! People are so stupid sometimes.
I just spent about 3 hours doing research on Star Wars stuff. I learned so much in that time, even though I only skimmed much of what I read.

Air Force One?

I could see it now:
Han Solo for President. Naw, no way. Mon Mothma didn't even make it.

Spock · 10-30-2005, 11:45 AM

Well, I saw the first movie, one afternoon, in a theatre with six people. Two days later, I passed the same theatre and the lines were around the block. For me, the first was the best and the second two of the original trilogy will always be the completed SW. Beyond that, like a Monty Python sketch, it got "too silly".
please don't throw anything very large in my direction

durinsbane2244 · 10-30-2005, 09:56 PM

yes! monty python! call in graham chapman [as the general] to end the movies! yargh!

***Tessar*** · 10-30-2005, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Spock

Well, I saw the first movie, one afternoon, in a theatre with six people. Two days later, I passed the same theatre and the lines were around the block. For me, the first was the best and the second two of the original trilogy will always be the completed SW. Beyond that, like a Monty Python sketch, it got "too silly".
please don't throw anything very large in my direction

At risk of Lief taking my head off, I tend to agree with Spock

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Spock · 10-31-2005, 05:02 AM

.....blessing upon you, Tessar.........

trolls' bane · 11-02-2005, 11:18 PM

Me too. I intend to keep all three of my heads.

rohirrim TR · 11-03-2005, 06:27 PM

only three??

how many eyes?

trolls' bane · 11-05-2005, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

only three??

how many eyes?

Good question

. I lost count

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Acalewia · 11-06-2005, 08:09 PM

I've seen IV V and VI i don't know how many times. I have yet to see the current instalments. My dad's a big SW fan, but my mom's one reason we haven't seen I II and III. she hates it and won't let us even rent it. I've liked Darth since I was 6(?) and Yoda too. But I don't excatly call myself a fan, as I do with Lotr. Dont hurt me

trolls' bane · 11-07-2005, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Acalewia

I've seen IV V and VI i don't know how many times. I have yet to see the current instalments. My dad's a big SW fan, but my mom's one reason we haven't seen I II and III. she hates it and won't let us even rent it. I've liked Darth since I was 6(?) and Yoda too. But I don't excatly call myself a fan, as I do with Lotr. Dont hurt me

WHAT? You can't even rent it? Neither can I but I've already seen them!

Acalewia · 11-22-2005, 02:35 PM

I didnt get the chance to see them in theatres. i either had to work or i manged to get myself grounded.

King of The Istari · 01-02-2006, 08:12 AM

any BIG movie will generate "Fake Fans" most of them will be fan girls of some description (I tell you if I ever meet orlando Bloom... SPLAT!) but hopefully these people over time will become proper fans, well maybe not the fan girls, but the rest might
Don't get annoyed with "fake fans" encorage them to become true fans

I myself Only got into the Lord of the Rings books after seeing the first movie but I still call myself a fan of the films and the books now.
Star Wars on the other hand I have always been a fan of, your talking to the person that has all the dvds and prides himself in having them in order in the middle of my DVD shelf right next to the indiana Jones films, the matrix films and of course the Lord of the rings Extended editions and theatrical editions

What can I say... I'm Obbsessive

trolls' bane · 01-02-2006, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by King of The Istari

any BIG movie will generate "Fake Fans" most of them will be fan girls of some description (I tell you if I ever meet orlando Bloom... SPLAT!) but hopefully these people over time will become proper fans, well maybe not the fan girls, but the rest might
Don't get annoyed with "fake fans" encorage them to become true fans

I myself Only got into the Lord of the Rings books after seeing the first movie but I still call myself a fan of the films and the books now.
Star Wars on the other hand I have always been a fan of, your talking to the person that has all the dvds and prides himself in having them in order in the middle of my DVD shelf right next to the indiana Jones films, the matrix films and of course the Lord of the rings Extended editions and theatrical editions

What can I say... I'm Obbsessive

Wow! What a coincidence! My SW movies (but only the original three) are right next to my Indiana Jones. It must be a Harrison Ford thing. *lopsided grin*

Acalewia · 02-26-2006, 08:35 PM

roflmao

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 02-26-2006, 10:20 PM

If someone says their favorite movie is I or II, I almost faint in disbelief.
I saw Episodes IV, V, and VI before I saw any of the prequel. I'm a much bigger fan of the originals than the prequels.
Episodes III, IV, V, and VI are nest to... what do you know? Air Force One and LotR.

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

If someone says their favorite movie is I or II, I almost faint in disbelief.
I saw Episodes IV, V, and VI before I saw any of the prequel. I'm a much bigger fan of the originals than the prequels.
Episodes III, IV, V, and VI are nest to... what do you know? Air Force One and LotR.

Of course! Those are the best. No exceptions.

Still haven't seen three.

Meriadoc Brandybuck · 02-26-2006, 10:29 PM

You, of all people, TB, haven't seen III?

Back on subject.
I think I know someone who actually doesn't know who Obi-Wan is.

trolls' bane · 02-26-2006, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Meriadoc Brandybuck

You, of all people, TB, haven't seen III?

Back on subject.
I think I know someone who actually doesn't know who Obi-Wan is.

WHAT!?!?!?
No, no one has taken me. I'm willing to pay, and no one want to see it. They won't even rent it, even though I'd pay for it.

10-09-2005, 09:21 PM	#21
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Thank you! It's the ugly truth, though. That's all it is...That's all it is, and all it ever was. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-30-2005, 05:33 AM	#23
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	I know! People are so stupid sometimes. I just spent about 3 hours doing research on Star Wars stuff. I learned so much in that time, even though I only skimmed much of what I read. Air Force One? I could see it now: Han Solo for President. Naw, no way. Mon Mothma didn't even make it. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-30-2005, 11:45 AM	#24
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	Well, I saw the first movie, one afternoon, in a theatre with six people. Two days later, I passed the same theatre and the lines were around the block. For me, the first was the best and the second two of the original trilogy will always be the completed SW. Beyond that, like a Monty Python sketch, it got "too silly". please don't throw anything very large in my direction __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

10-30-2005, 09:56 PM	#25
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	yes! monty python! call in graham chapman [as the general] to end the movies! yargh! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

10-31-2005, 05:02 AM	#27
Spock An enigma in a conundrum Join Date: Oct 1999 Posts: 6,476	.....blessing upon you, Tessar......... __________________ Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL?! INCONCEIVABLE!!" Inigo: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

11-02-2005, 11:18 PM	#28
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Me too. I intend to keep all three of my heads. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

11-06-2005, 08:09 PM	#31
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	I've seen IV V and VI i don't know how many times. I have yet to see the current instalments. My dad's a big SW fan, but my mom's one reason we haven't seen I II and III. she hates it and won't let us even rent it. I've liked Darth since I was 6(?) and Yoda too. But I don't excatly call myself a fan, as I do with Lotr. Dont hurt me __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

11-22-2005, 02:35 PM	#33
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	I didnt get the chance to see them in theatres. i either had to work or i manged to get myself grounded. __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

01-02-2006, 08:12 AM	#34
King of The Istari Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Some where quite interesting with psychedelic trees Posts: 124	any BIG movie will generate "Fake Fans" most of them will be fan girls of some description (I tell you if I ever meet orlando Bloom... SPLAT!) but hopefully these people over time will become proper fans, well maybe not the fan girls, but the rest might Don't get annoyed with "fake fans" encorage them to become true fans I myself Only got into the Lord of the Rings books after seeing the first movie but I still call myself a fan of the films and the books now. Star Wars on the other hand I have always been a fan of, your talking to the person that has all the dvds and prides himself in having them in order in the middle of my DVD shelf right next to the indiana Jones films, the matrix films and of course the Lord of the rings Extended editions and theatrical editions What can I say... I'm Obbsessive __________________ So do all who see such times, but that is not for us to decide, all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us Gandalf And what happened to the rest of your party, killed, eaten, gone home? Beorn, The Hobbit Dark and difficult Times lie ahead Harry, soon we must all face a choice, a choice between what is right and what is easy! Dumbledore Neo Are you listening to Me? Or are you too busy looking at the Woman in the Red Dress? Morpheus, The Matrix

02-26-2006, 08:35 PM	#36
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	roflmao __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

02-26-2006, 10:20 PM	#37
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	If someone says their favorite movie is I or II, I almost faint in disbelief. I saw Episodes IV, V, and VI before I saw any of the prequel. I'm a much bigger fan of the originals than the prequels. Episodes III, IV, V, and VI are nest to... what do you know? Air Force One and LotR. __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer Last edited by Meriadoc Brandybuck : 02-26-2006 at 10:21 PM.

02-26-2006, 10:29 PM	#39
Meriadoc Brandybuck Magnificent Master of Buckland Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Buckland, U.S.A. Posts: 1,138	You, of all people, TB, haven't seen III? Back on subject. I think I know someone who actually doesn't know who Obi-Wan is. __________________ But it is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say to much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place. -Meriadoc Brandybuck Is there anything I can do that wouldn't inconvenience me?.-Adrian Monk Hogan: What's a definate factor that we can count on? Newkirk: We don't know what we're doing. Do you wanna split a pineapple? -Shawn Spencer

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