Join the Dark Side - Page 4

trolls' bane · 10-01-2005, 02:07 AM

We're now accepting stormtroopers in full force. If you want, you can audition for the Imperial Marching Band, in which we will dress you in an officer's uniform. We also need some TIE pilots, a few Dark Troopers, a Shadowtrooper or two, maybe a giant cat (What? What if we have giant mice in the garbage compactors?), and many more people! Best of all, membership is free, because we got all our money from the First Galactic Bank.

Gil-galad · 10-01-2005, 09:48 PM

I give myself to you. *falls onto knees* I pledge myself to the ways of the Sith. Take me as your apprentice. Teach me. Lead me. Be my master. ..Or, just hand me some weak, useless durapast armor. I will do anything that you ask, your Excellency.

rohirrim TR · 10-01-2005, 10:44 PM

excellent, report to admiral TB for your instructions

, oh and you can put EDDIE in your sig now if you want

trolls' bane · 10-02-2005, 01:02 AM

Wow! I think we have some potential! You are now future Grand Moff of the Corellia and Kuat sectors, and everything within a parsec of the Koornatch Cluster.

And you don't get durapast armor! You get a grey uniform and if you need armor it would be kortosis. We may be evil, but we're generous! At least until we have enough replacement Moffs--I mean, Vice-Moffs

.

trolls' bane · 10-02-2005, 02:17 AM

I have now updated the EDDIE Campaign website. It now has a Testimonials page (complied from quotes from various mooters here), an Announcements page, and a Current Members page.
Which brings me to add another announcement:

Thanks to Lotesse's indirect (It wasn't her fault) enlightening us, the Empire has bio-engineered the Ent. We now have a legion of Vampire Ents, who also compete in races (Pack your tents the year of the race, your going to be waiting a long while...), their sponsor being their favorite drinks--V8 Juice.

A new Starbucks was added into EDDIE, so now on each side of the bridge there is a Starbucks!

rohirrim TR · 10-02-2005, 03:32 PM

well the conqust is moving righ along,

sorry i haven't wrote the news article yet, i've had too much homework

, BTW where did the vampire ents come from? and did we give them duraplast armor?? or i guess they don't need it... well anyway good work admirals

Curubethion · 10-02-2005, 06:31 PM

(sigh)
I'll just wait for you to blow each other up.

trolls' bane · 10-02-2005, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

well the conqust is moving righ along,

sorry i haven't wrote the news article yet, i've had too much homework

, BTW where did the vampire ents come from? and did we give them duraplast armor?? or i guess they don't need it... well anyway good work admirals

Lotesse indirectly gave me the idea in the "How do Ents breath?" thread. She said (basically) that an Ent drinking carrot juice would be an Ent vampire.

What do you mean, Curu? Do you think we're going to? Oh, by the way, thank you for contributing to the Testimonials page.

Curubethion · 10-02-2005, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

What do you mean, Curu? Do you think we're going to? Oh, by the way, thank you for contributing to the Testimonials page.

I was thinking about something a la Saruman vs. Sauron in LOTR...
About that second part:

trolls' bane · 10-03-2005, 12:02 AM

Sorry, I can take it off.

I just wanted to make the EDDIE Campaign a joke site, partly, and as you might have seen (if you visited it) the first think I said is totally opposite of what most of the testimonials (taken from comments here and in the Campaign thread) say.

I'll have no problem taking it off

.

Curubethion · 10-03-2005, 12:08 AM

You didn't really think I was offended, did you?

You're not the only one who can joke!

Hey, I don't mind if I'm famous!

trolls' bane · 10-03-2005, 12:24 AM

Heh

. I didn't think of that...

Heh

again...in truth I don't think you'll become famous through that site. People are so lazy these days--Can't type in www.freewebs.com/eddiecampaign. I did that in less than 5 seconds, and people won't take that at most 30 seconds to type it.

Of course, if you wanted to be famous, you can wait a few years or decades till I submit to a search engine and get a domain name. Of course, I'd have to win the Lotto first, and that isn't my highest-priority site yet--Brendan's Classical Music and HVEL come first, respectively.

trolls' bane · 10-04-2005, 10:04 PM

Ah...let's see...I got this crazy idea of posting that "I Want You" ad all around my school

.
Nope, don't wan't Herr Bluth angry at me.

Curubethion · 10-04-2005, 10:08 PM

Herr Bluth? Does that mean you're German? (I'm not prejudiced, it's just a little unexpected

)

trolls' bane · 10-04-2005, 10:11 PM

German? Ha! I wish. *reverie*
That's what I call certain authorities I don't want angry at me...

rohirrim TR · 10-06-2005, 04:10 PM

how do you guys link a picture? i have a recruiting poster, but i can't copy and paste

trolls' bane · 10-06-2005, 10:19 PM

You can't? My whole live revolves around Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V!!!! Without them, where would I be on Entmoot? I would be back under 100 posts still, where I stayed for at least the first third of my time here.

I feel so sorry for you...

Lotesse · 10-06-2005, 10:24 PM

That's not ALL he can't do. He also can't seem to get anywhere in his, I must say, admirably persistent - no, dogged - attempts to recruit me to his "dark side," and I have rebuffed poor rohirrim TR so much and in so many different styles of speak, that I'm a bit worried I may have actually flustered & upset the poor fella. Is he O.K.? Rohirrim li'l buddy, you around tonight? I was just playin'!

trolls' bane · 10-06-2005, 11:57 PM

Well I'm sure he didn't mind. I for one would have continued persisting.

rohirrim TR · 10-07-2005, 10:18 AM

i haven't stopped persisting, but i have other things to do,

i should rephrase my statement, i can't copy and paste pictures, text is anther matter, anyway what was the point of this post?... hmm i'm not sure, oh well see ya'll around

10-01-2005, 02:07 AM	#61
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	We're now accepting stormtroopers in full force. If you want, you can audition for the Imperial Marching Band, in which we will dress you in an officer's uniform. We also need some TIE pilots, a few Dark Troopers, a Shadowtrooper or two, maybe a giant cat (What? What if we have giant mice in the garbage compactors?), and many more people! Best of all, membership is free, because we got all our money from the First Galactic Bank. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-02-2005, 01:02 AM	#64
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Wow! I think we have some potential! You are now future Grand Moff of the Corellia and Kuat sectors, and everything within a parsec of the Koornatch Cluster. And you don't get durapast armor! You get a grey uniform and if you need armor it would be kortosis. We may be evil, but we're generous! At least until we have enough replacement Moffs--I mean, Vice-Moffs . __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-02-2005, 02:17 AM	#65
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	I have now updated the EDDIE Campaign website. It now has a Testimonials page (complied from quotes from various mooters here), an Announcements page, and a Current Members page. Which brings me to add another announcement: Thanks to Lotesse's indirect (It wasn't her fault) enlightening us, the Empire has bio-engineered the Ent. We now have a legion of Vampire Ents, who also compete in races (Pack your tents the year of the race, your going to be waiting a long while...), their sponsor being their favorite drinks--V8 Juice. A new Starbucks was added into EDDIE, so now on each side of the bridge there is a Starbucks! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-02-2005, 06:31 PM	#67
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	(sigh) I'll just wait for you to blow each other up. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

10-03-2005, 12:02 AM	#70
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Sorry, I can take it off. I just wanted to make the EDDIE Campaign a joke site, partly, and as you might have seen (if you visited it) the first think I said is totally opposite of what most of the testimonials (taken from comments here and in the Campaign thread) say. I'll have no problem taking it off . __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-01-2005, 09:48 PM	#62
Gil-galad Hobbit Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 15	I give myself to you. falls onto knees I pledge myself to the ways of the Sith. Take me as your apprentice. Teach me. Lead me. Be my master. ..Or, just hand me some weak, useless durapast armor. I will do anything that you ask, your Excellency.

10-03-2005, 12:08 AM	#71
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	You didn't really think I was offended, did you? You're not the only one who can joke! Hey, I don't mind if I'm famous! __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) Last edited by Curubethion : 10-03-2005 at 12:10 AM.

10-03-2005, 12:24 AM	#72
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Heh . I didn't think of that... Heh again...in truth I don't think you'll become famous through that site. People are so lazy these days--Can't type in www.freewebs.com/eddiecampaign. I did that in less than 5 seconds, and people won't take that at most 30 seconds to type it. Of course, if you wanted to be famous, you can wait a few years or decades till I submit to a search engine and get a domain name. Of course, I'd have to win the Lotto first, and that isn't my highest-priority site yet--Brendan's Classical Music and HVEL come first, respectively. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator Last edited by trolls' bane : 10-03-2005 at 12:26 AM.

10-04-2005, 10:04 PM	#73
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Ah...let's see...I got this crazy idea of posting that "I Want You" ad all around my school . Nope, don't wan't Herr Bluth angry at me. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-04-2005, 10:08 PM	#74
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Herr Bluth? Does that mean you're German? (I'm not prejudiced, it's just a little unexpected ) __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

10-04-2005, 10:11 PM	#75
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	German? Ha! I wish. reverie That's what I call certain authorities I don't want angry at me... __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-06-2005, 10:19 PM	#77
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	You can't? My whole live revolves around Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V!!!! Without them, where would I be on Entmoot? I would be back under 100 posts still, where I stayed for at least the first third of my time here. I feel so sorry for you... __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

10-06-2005, 10:24 PM	#78
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	That's not ALL he can't do. He also can't seem to get anywhere in his, I must say, admirably persistent - no, dogged - attempts to recruit me to his "dark side," and I have rebuffed poor rohirrim TR so much and in so many different styles of speak, that I'm a bit worried I may have actually flustered & upset the poor fella. Is he O.K.? Rohirrim li'l buddy, you around tonight? I was just playin'! __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

10-06-2005, 11:57 PM	#79
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Well I'm sure he didn't mind. I for one would have continued persisting. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

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