Join the Dark Side - Page 2

rohirrim TR · 09-08-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by trolls' bane

I'm in it so I could throw my lightsaber away!

I just mercilessly zap anyone who dares to try and lay a finger on a book of mine! (clutches book closer)
My preciousssss... (as you can see, I am also member of the Underweight Pale Creature Organization, and Fish-Addicts Anonymous, but what you don't know is that I am also a member of the Redneck Yatch Club.)

your in the redneck yaht club

welcome brother

Lotesse · 09-09-2005, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

darth plagous is the answer
as for being evil i can go mwa mwa mwa very evvily especially when i'm choking my wife with the force(just kidding about the wife part

) I also make some mean chile that will make you wish you had been choked by the force if you have a weak stomach

LOL!!!

Too much, man, too much!! I'm dyin' ovah heah...

Elanor · 09-09-2005, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

darth plagous is the answer
as for being evil i can go mwa mwa mwa very evvily especially when i'm choking my wife with the force(just kidding about the wife part

) I also make some mean chile that will make you wish you had been choked by the force if you have a weak stomach

Well, you seem to be the most promising candidate so far. The Sith Lord says choking your wife is a good sign. We have precedents for that. Yes, chile can be a powerful tool of the Dark Side. Give in to your anger.

rohirrim TR · 09-09-2005, 03:09 PM

LOL

you haven't even asked about my burritoes yet

they will will tear up my enemies like an old mans stomach at a chile cook off.
WHAMMY

trolls' bane · 09-09-2005, 10:07 PM

rohirrim, since I don't know enough to become a dark side member, I'll just help in your campaigns. I'll start by naming your Star Destroyer with something scary...Hmm...
Avenger? No, taken. Lusankya? Taken (and dead). Mon Mothma? No, taken by a Star Destroyer used by the New Republic Intelligence, so that won't work at all... Terror? Taken. Death? Most certainly taken. Are'nt there any Star Destroyer names left!?

*tosses list in the trash*

Lotesse · 09-09-2005, 10:09 PM

You could use my step-father's name, he's pretty evil.

Just playin' - I can't go giving out any real names here online, but anyway...

trolls' bane · 09-09-2005, 10:15 PM

I'll just use my stepfather's name. It's already been heard a thousand times on Entmoot before (give or take a hundred), and he's all over some movies and shows that maybe you own, so Rohirrim's star destroyer will be named:
EDDIE

Lotesse · 09-09-2005, 10:17 PM

lol! That's one of the things i like about you, trolls' bane!

Nice...

trolls' bane · 09-09-2005, 10:22 PM

And I bet that there is not a single star destroyer named EDDIE.

Besides, it does sound scarier when it is in caps.

Now I need to work on getting you four guards wearing all red, and maybe I can schedule a tutoring class, the teacher being Grand Admiral Thrawn. I might be able to work something in with Galak Fyarr, or maybe Jabba the Hutt...But those two are almost always busy building lightsaber proof armor or paying bounty hunters to bring in people they don't like.

rohirrim TR · 09-09-2005, 11:42 PM

lol thanks trolls bane

you got some awesome stuff here, and i agree no one has a starship named EDDIE but in hithhikers guide the onboard computers name is Eddie so maybe if we could get the computer named eddie and install it in EDDIE we could name everything eddie, like every crewman must be named Eddie, or at least the four red guards could be named eddie

trolls' bane · 09-09-2005, 11:45 PM

I'm going to put that in my Sig. It will say, "Beware of EDDIE!"

rohirrim TR · 09-09-2005, 11:47 PM

may star sytems everywhere tremble at the name of EDDIE

trolls' bane · 09-09-2005, 11:52 PM

Emperor (to Luke): "You will now witness the full power of this fully armed and operational battle EDDIE."

rohirrim TR · 09-09-2005, 11:56 PM

Mon mothma: many bothans died to bring the EDDIE plans

trolls' bane · 09-10-2005, 12:28 AM

Hey, let's get a few other people to put "Eddie" into their signatures.

hectorberlioz · 09-12-2005, 06:30 PM

This whole second page is full of the big EDDIE!

I think mt Sith name should be Darth Hectorus

rohirrim TR · 09-13-2005, 10:37 PM

By order of the sith: the empire is recruiting crewmen and troopers for fully operational battle station EDDIE and AT-AT walker EDUARDO must be willing to work with martian due to policy change, must also accept all risks associated with being on a starship with a sith lord i.e if you are choked by the force it is your problem and you cannot sue(incidentally you probably would be dead if i choke you but i digress) and the last and final item, you must put EDDIE in your signature so that the empire does not accidentally kill you during orbital bombardment.

Curubethion · 09-14-2005, 10:46 PM

Much training you still require, young Padawan. The ways of the Force you have forsaken! Join the Jedi and redeem yourself you must!

trolls' bane · 09-14-2005, 10:56 PM

Let me add to that--There must be a few sith-in-training who wish to compete to become rohirrimTR's (if he grants them the permission) apprentice. Also looking for campaign-aids. Good Pay! Contact troll's bane in this thread.

rohirrim TR · 09-15-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Curubethion

Much training you still require, young Padawan. The ways of the Force you have forsaken! Join the Jedi and redeem yourself you must!

how about i redeem you on the wrong end of a lightsaber

or would Yoda prefer some green chile

09-09-2005, 10:07 PM	#25
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	rohirrim, since I don't know enough to become a dark side member, I'll just help in your campaigns. I'll start by naming your Star Destroyer with something scary...Hmm... Avenger? No, taken. Lusankya? Taken (and dead). Mon Mothma? No, taken by a Star Destroyer used by the New Republic Intelligence, so that won't work at all... Terror? Taken. Death? Most certainly taken. Are'nt there any Star Destroyer names left!? tosses list in the trash __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-09-2005, 10:09 PM	#26
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	You could use my step-father's name, he's pretty evil. Just playin' - I can't go giving out any real names here online, but anyway... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-09-2005, 10:15 PM	#27
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	I'll just use my stepfather's name. It's already been heard a thousand times on Entmoot before (give or take a hundred), and he's all over some movies and shows that maybe you own, so Rohirrim's star destroyer will be named: EDDIE __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-09-2005, 10:17 PM	#28
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	lol! That's one of the things i like about you, trolls' bane! Nice... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

09-09-2005, 10:22 PM	#29
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	And I bet that there is not a single star destroyer named EDDIE. Besides, it does sound scarier when it is in caps. Now I need to work on getting you four guards wearing all red, and maybe I can schedule a tutoring class, the teacher being Grand Admiral Thrawn. I might be able to work something in with Galak Fyarr, or maybe Jabba the Hutt...But those two are almost always busy building lightsaber proof armor or paying bounty hunters to bring in people they don't like. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-09-2005, 11:45 PM	#31
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	I'm going to put that in my Sig. It will say, "Beware of EDDIE!" __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-09-2005, 11:52 PM	#33
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Emperor (to Luke): "You will now witness the full power of this fully armed and operational battle EDDIE." __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-10-2005, 12:28 AM	#35
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Hey, let's get a few other people to put "Eddie" into their signatures. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

09-12-2005, 06:30 PM	#36
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	This whole second page is full of the big EDDIE! I think mt Sith name should be Darth Hectorus __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

09-14-2005, 10:46 PM	#38
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Much training you still require, young Padawan. The ways of the Force you have forsaken! Join the Jedi and redeem yourself you must! __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan) Last edited by Curubethion : 09-14-2005 at 11:05 PM.

09-14-2005, 10:56 PM	#39
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Let me add to that--There must be a few sith-in-training who wish to compete to become rohirrimTR's (if he grants them the permission) apprentice. Also looking for campaign-aids. Good Pay! Contact troll's bane in this thread. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

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