101 ways to annoy an admen - Page 5

Nibs · 02-18-2002, 06:49 PM

I have no idea what you mean by that, Tater. If there has been any previously unmentioned hullabaloo that I'm incognizant of, exhume your prognostications.

Actually, I just enjoy messing with big words like that. Look 'em up, unerudites!

Here's a few more:

Report your own reply to a moderator just so someone will read it. [I can relate to this. Check my reply at http://www.tolkientrail.com/entmoot/...7024#post57024 and support my Endor theory so I won't have to report it]

Use the most prevalent logic known to man against what they say... "you're wrong because I don't agree with you." Also, use made-up words to prove you're smarter. "Well, I have a bachelorate in indismoscience - therefore, I am superior to you in innumeratable ways."

Spam... but not ordinary spam... make each of a million or so messages contain a different "yo momma" joke, directed at the admen.

Find out where they live and send ridiculously sarcastic fan mail. Stalking optional.

Find out what one of them really hates in particular and... well, do it.

Capitalize un-english phrases to insult them. COMA MI UNGO!! [translation: eat my fungus, specifically, the congealed masses between my toes]

'Course, I'd never do any of these, except in jest [maybe not the spam one].

Darth Tater · 02-18-2002, 06:59 PM

LOL Nibs, i'm actually laughing out loud at some of these. Oh and the bunny froo froo comment was an inside joke anduin/Bregalad will just love

Nibs · 02-18-2002, 07:11 PM

Glad to hear you liked 'em... now, did you read that link? I swear, the Quenyan translation is accurate. It says it in the Silmarillion. The woodchuck thing is a bit of a longshot, though.

Nibs · 02-18-2002, 07:45 PM

One more:

Start a thread in the wrong area. Not any normal thread, one that doesn't appear to belong anywhere.

"So, who here likes the golden hostess cupcakes better than the regular chocolate ones and likes science fiction more than message boards?"

My gosh, where would you put that thread?

Oh, and one more:

Make an animated gif that busts on the admen... for example:

A potato with a black helmet spontaneously combusting. I just might do that...

Nibs · 02-18-2002, 10:16 PM

My gosh, I'd never do these, but they're so much fun to joke about.

Elaborate on why the admens are unintelligent, completely ingoring the fact that you've never met them, while they could possibly (yet unlikely) be a trained ferret in a cage with a keyboard, typing away whatever suits his fancy (no, I'm not referring to anyone in particular).

Insult them with Middle-Earth references... "You're momma's an obese cave troll" or "Ack! The admen stupidity!! It's too much! [gasp] Athelas! Kingsleaf! Crush and boil some Kingsleaf!!!"

Correct their grammar. Oh, that reminds me, Tater. About your last reply...

If they ask for advice on something, give it to them... just make it baaad... i.e., "I have a ketchup stain on my shirt... what's a good way of getting it out?" Reply "soy sauce." "Really?" "Yep."
Note: promptly change your user name and IP address after this.
Subnote: you didn't hear this from me.

Having fun out of annoying them. They hate that.

Ha! What suits a ferret's fancy... that's catchy. I'm so prolific at amusing myself.

Bregalad · 02-18-2002, 11:37 PM

Hey! But I HAVE a ferret that types on the computer! True, it all ends up looking like Nibs' nose typing, but he does type! And once he even managed to delete my aol shortcut! Lucky for me he doesn't know how to empty the recycle bin!

And as for you, Little Bunny Fru-Fru, (Darth) better behave or Anduin/Bregelad will pop you on the head like a field mouse!!!!
<gigglegigglegiggle>

Hmmm.....typing "giggle" incessantly would probably annoy an admin, maybe even an admen!

<gigglegigglegigglegigglegiggle>

Nibs · 02-18-2002, 11:41 PM

Odd... I had no idea that was a joke around here... I must be a genius.

Nibs · 02-19-2002, 02:46 PM

And, if you believe that, I have a lovely bridge for sale cheap.

Darth Tater · 02-19-2002, 02:51 PM

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!
They got their hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyways?
Bunnies! Bunnies, it must be bunnies!

Or maybe midgits.

Nibs · 02-19-2002, 02:58 PM

Do I need to report you to yourself, Tater?

Darth Tater · 02-19-2002, 07:45 PM

A paradox! Ooh ooh where do you keep a catamaran?

Nibs · 02-19-2002, 08:00 PM

In the catamaran drawer, silly... I assume you're being facetious...

Post things that aren't pertinent to anything. This one just also happens to be funny.

"Here's a taxidermists. Want to buy anything? Nice stuffed dog?"
"Come on. You're pie-eyed."
"Pretty nice stuffed dogs. Certainly brighten up your flat."
"Come on."
"Just one stuffed dog. I can take 'em or leave 'em alone. But listen, Jake, just one stuffed dog."
"Come on."
"Mean everything in the world to you after you bought it. Simple exchange of values. You give them money. They give you a stuffed dog."
"We'll get one on the way back."
"All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with un-bought stuffed dogs. Not my fault."

Type with your nose some more. Y6ou8 n5eed to u8swe tyhe3 caqps lo0ck for csapitrals...

I'm pretty dried up... I can't think of any more, except twists on the old ones...

Laurelyn · 02-19-2002, 09:58 PM

Oooh . . . .

typingt w/ kmy nose ims az g oods i9d4ea

how abouiyt we/ fgeew3yt?>
(Translation . . . . typing w/ my nose is a good idea
How about w/ feet?)

Bregalad · 02-20-2002, 12:26 AM

Darth,
I've got a theory we should work this fast,
because it clearly could get serious before it's past.

I've got a theory,
It could be witches
Some evil witches,
Which is ridiculous
'Cause witches,
They were persecuted
Wicca good
And love the earth
And women power,
And I’ll be over here.

http://www.soulwax.co.uk/buffy/OnceMoreWithFeeling.html

Darth Tater · 02-20-2002, 10:26 AM

Bregalad! Moy Moy I love you! Great link! I'm now in the process of downloading the songs

emplynx · 02-20-2002, 08:06 PM

How about this? (It was Nibs's idea)
http://foolofatook.netfirms.com/1darthtater.gif

Darth Tater · 02-20-2002, 08:31 PM

Ow, that hurt.

Bregalad, I downloaded the songs

Do you know where I can find the Mustard song and the Parking Ticket song? My faves

Laurelyn · 02-20-2002, 08:52 PM

Oh dear, Emplynx, you are evil . . .

Nibs · 02-20-2002, 09:00 PM

Need I remind you that was my idea?

That's what I had in mind, though. Just don't make it your avatar if you want to stick around here.

Darth Tater · 02-20-2002, 09:02 PM

Never mind Bregalad, CBG gave me a link with a more complete song list and much better mp3's http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/music/

02-18-2002, 06:49 PM	#81
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	I have no idea what you mean by that, Tater. If there has been any previously unmentioned hullabaloo that I'm incognizant of, exhume your prognostications. Actually, I just enjoy messing with big words like that. Look 'em up, unerudites! Here's a few more: Report your own reply to a moderator just so someone will read it. [I can relate to this. Check my reply at http://www.tolkientrail.com/entmoot/...7024#post57024 and support my Endor theory so I won't have to report it] Use the most prevalent logic known to man against what they say... "you're wrong because I don't agree with you." Also, use made-up words to prove you're smarter. "Well, I have a bachelorate in indismoscience - therefore, I am superior to you in innumeratable ways." Spam... but not ordinary spam... make each of a million or so messages contain a different "yo momma" joke, directed at the admen. Find out where they live and send ridiculously sarcastic fan mail. Stalking optional. Find out what one of them really hates in particular and... well, do it. Capitalize un-english phrases to insult them. COMA MI UNGO!! [translation: eat my fungus, specifically, the congealed masses between my toes] 'Course, I'd never do any of these, except in jest [maybe not the spam one]. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

02-18-2002, 06:59 PM	#82
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	LOL Nibs, i'm actually laughing out loud at some of these. Oh and the bunny froo froo comment was an inside joke anduin/Bregalad will just love __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

02-18-2002, 07:11 PM	#83
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Glad to hear you liked 'em... now, did you read that link? I swear, the Quenyan translation is accurate. It says it in the Silmarillion. The woodchuck thing is a bit of a longshot, though. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

02-18-2002, 07:45 PM	#84
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	One more: Start a thread in the wrong area. Not any normal thread, one that doesn't appear to belong anywhere. "So, who here likes the golden hostess cupcakes better than the regular chocolate ones and likes science fiction more than message boards?" My gosh, where would you put that thread? Oh, and one more: Make an animated gif that busts on the admen... for example: A potato with a black helmet spontaneously combusting. I just might do that... __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

02-18-2002, 10:16 PM	#85
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	My gosh, I'd never do these, but they're so much fun to joke about. Elaborate on why the admens are unintelligent, completely ingoring the fact that you've never met them, while they could possibly (yet unlikely) be a trained ferret in a cage with a keyboard, typing away whatever suits his fancy (no, I'm not referring to anyone in particular). Insult them with Middle-Earth references... "You're momma's an obese cave troll" or "Ack! The admen stupidity!! It's too much! [gasp] Athelas! Kingsleaf! Crush and boil some Kingsleaf!!!" Correct their grammar. Oh, that reminds me, Tater. About your last reply... If they ask for advice on something, give it to them... just make it baaad... i.e., "I have a ketchup stain on my shirt... what's a good way of getting it out?" Reply "soy sauce." "Really?" "Yep." Note: promptly change your user name and IP address after this. Subnote: you didn't hear this from me. Having fun out of annoying them. They hate that. Ha! What suits a ferret's fancy... that's catchy. I'm so prolific at amusing myself. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

02-18-2002, 11:37 PM	#86
Bregalad Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KY Posts: 217	Hey! But I HAVE a ferret that types on the computer! True, it all ends up looking like Nibs' nose typing, but he does type! And once he even managed to delete my aol shortcut! Lucky for me he doesn't know how to empty the recycle bin! And as for you, Little Bunny Fru-Fru, (Darth) better behave or Anduin/Bregelad will pop you on the head like a field mouse!!!! <gigglegigglegiggle> Hmmm.....typing "giggle" incessantly would probably annoy an admin, maybe even an admen! <gigglegigglegigglegigglegiggle> __________________ "They have called me that ever since I said yes to an elder Ent before he had finished his question" -Quickbeam This post property of Entmoot.

02-18-2002, 11:41 PM	#87
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Odd... I had no idea that was a joke around here... I must be a genius. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

02-19-2002, 02:46 PM	#88
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	And, if you believe that, I have a lovely bridge for sale cheap.

02-19-2002, 02:51 PM	#89
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes! They got their hoppy legs and twitchy little noses! And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyways? Bunnies! Bunnies, it must be bunnies! Or maybe midgits. __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

02-19-2002, 02:58 PM	#90
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Do I need to report you to yourself, Tater?

02-19-2002, 07:45 PM	#91
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	A paradox! Ooh ooh where do you keep a catamaran? __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

02-19-2002, 08:00 PM	#92
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	In the catamaran drawer, silly... I assume you're being facetious... Post things that aren't pertinent to anything. This one just also happens to be funny. "Here's a taxidermists. Want to buy anything? Nice stuffed dog?" "Come on. You're pie-eyed." "Pretty nice stuffed dogs. Certainly brighten up your flat." "Come on." "Just one stuffed dog. I can take 'em or leave 'em alone. But listen, Jake, just one stuffed dog." "Come on." "Mean everything in the world to you after you bought it. Simple exchange of values. You give them money. They give you a stuffed dog." "We'll get one on the way back." "All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with un-bought stuffed dogs. Not my fault." Type with your nose some more. Y6ou8 n5eed to u8swe tyhe3 caqps lo0ck for csapitrals... I'm pretty dried up... I can't think of any more, except twists on the old ones... __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

02-19-2002, 09:58 PM	#93
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Oooh . . . . typingt w/ kmy nose ims az g oods i9d4ea how abouiyt we/ fgeew3yt?> (Translation . . . . typing w/ my nose is a good idea How about w/ feet?) __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

02-20-2002, 12:26 AM	#94
Bregalad Elven Warrior Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KY Posts: 217	Darth, I've got a theory we should work this fast, because it clearly could get serious before it's past. I've got a theory, It could be witches Some evil witches, Which is ridiculous 'Cause witches, They were persecuted Wicca good And love the earth And women power, And I’ll be over here. http://www.soulwax.co.uk/buffy/OnceMoreWithFeeling.html __________________ "They have called me that ever since I said yes to an elder Ent before he had finished his question" -Quickbeam This post property of Entmoot.

02-20-2002, 10:26 AM	#95
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Bregalad! Moy Moy I love you! Great link! I'm now in the process of downloading the songs __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

02-20-2002, 08:06 PM	#96
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	How about this? (It was Nibs's idea) http://foolofatook.netfirms.com/1darthtater.gif Last edited by emplynx : 02-20-2002 at 10:03 PM.

02-20-2002, 08:31 PM	#97
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Ow, that hurt. Bregalad, I downloaded the songs Do you know where I can find the Mustard song and the Parking Ticket song? My faves __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

02-20-2002, 08:52 PM	#98
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	Oh dear, Emplynx, you are evil . . . __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka

02-20-2002, 09:00 PM	#99
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Need I remind you that was my idea? That's what I had in mind, though. Just don't make it your avatar if you want to stick around here. __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us. Last edited by Nibs : 02-21-2002 at 04:28 AM.

02-20-2002, 09:02 PM	#100
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Never mind Bregalad, CBG gave me a link with a more complete song list and much better mp3's http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/music/ __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

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