Men of the Silmarillion

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-04-2003, 01:05 AM

The fangirl thread in the movie forum prompted me to make this thread. cassiopiea threatened to, but then she chickened out. BoP also had a hand in this. So, ladies of the forum, who is your favorite, most loved, sexiest, coolest, guy in the Sil?

BeardofPants · 01-04-2003, 01:34 AM

I did *not* have a hand in this! This is all your making.

I still stand by my earlier statements that Feanor is the hottest guy of the First Age.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-04-2003, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
I did *not* have a hand in this! This is all your making.

I still stand by my earlier statements that Feanor is the hottest guy of the First Age.

Liar, liar, Pants on fire.

cassiopeia · 01-04-2003, 01:39 AM

I was only joking! Oh, ok, I think Feanor is pretty hot. That black hair and those three pretty jewels he made (I'm sure he'd give me one of them). He's great with his hands, imagine what he could do with them.

He had seven sons, very prolific for an elf, so he obviously enjoyed.......

And so much fire and angst in his belly, come on gals, he's the best!

BeardofPants · 01-04-2003, 01:41 AM

Yeah, right on!

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Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
Liar, liar, Pants on fire.

Stop distracting me from my Feanor worshipping, you hussy.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-04-2003, 02:01 AM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
Yeah, right on!

Stop distracting me from my Feanor worshipping, you hussy.

Hussy? Finrod wasn't even married. Anyone that has the hots for Feanor is not only a hussy, but is quite imbalanced.

Lanelf · 01-04-2003, 02:17 AM

Feanor stinks! Honestly! I could never go for a guy who'd swear such a blasphemous oath!
Really now - look at Glorfindel, or Fingolfin. Even Finrod Felagund. They're all better. I haven't got that much against Feanor really, he just annoyed me in the Sil. And the Kinslaying, that was just nasty and uncalled-for.
Lanelf.

***Khamûl*** · 01-04-2003, 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by cassiopeia
Oh, ok, I think Feanor is pretty hot.

Well, his body did burn up after he died...

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-04-2003, 02:58 AM

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Originally posted by Lanelf
Feanor stinks! Honestly! I could never go for a guy who'd swear such a blasphemous oath!
Really now - look at Glorfindel, or Fingolfin. Even Finrod Felagund. They're all better. I haven't got that much against Feanor really, he just annoyed me in the Sil. And the Kinslaying, that was just nasty and uncalled-for.
Lanelf.

There ya go. Finrod was such a kind and wise soul.

Artanis · 01-04-2003, 04:35 AM

Beleg Cuthalion is one that trigger my fantasies.

Great warrior and archer and faithful friend as he was, roaming around in the forest of Doriath.

Not exactly mainstream, am I.

Finrod is still a favourite, but I don't think of him as ... hot.

BeardofPants · 01-04-2003, 05:13 AM

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Originally posted by Lanelf
Feanor stinks! Honestly! I could never go for a guy who'd swear such a blasphemous oath!

Blasphemy AND dedication. Could it get any better?

BeardofPants · 01-04-2003, 05:15 AM

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Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
There ya go. Finrod was such a kind and wise soul.

*cough* Boring old fart. *cough*

***Earniel*** · 01-04-2003, 11:19 AM

Tuor. Now there's a guy that didn't drag his people to the mortal shores to get killed slowly and painfully and didn't hide in a cave for the better part of his life. Idril had good taste.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-04-2003, 01:14 PM

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Originally posted by Artanis

Finrod is still a favourite, but I don't think of him as ... hot.

Come now. Even the master says that he was the fairest and most beloved of the house of Finwe.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-04-2003, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by BeardofPants
*cough* Boring old fart. *cough*

Excuse me! Why is he a boring old fart, cause he isn't evil like you and your boyfriend Feanor?

Artanis · 01-04-2003, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
Come now. Even the master says that he was the fairest and most beloved of the house of Finwe.

Fairest and most beloved, yes. But not hot. Fair does not imply sexy. Finrod is a little bit too perfect, if you ask me.

You can have the king of Nargothrond, SGH. I'll rather run about with Beleg in the woods of Doriath.

And perhaps, occasionally, go to Himring and visit Maedhros ...

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-04-2003, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by Artanis
Fairest and most beloved, yes. But not hot. Fair does not imply sexy. Finrod is a little bit too perfect, if you ask me.

Are you kidding? How could he not be hot with those long golden locks, those beautiful grey eyes, that tall and slender build, that beautiful voice? He wasn't too perfect. He screwed up lots of times.

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You can have the king of Nargothrond, SGH. I'll rather run about with Beleg in the woods of Doriath.

And perhaps, occasionally, go to Himring and visit Maedhros ...

Beleg? now there's a scruffy Elf. Maedhros? Well, if you want to get mixed up with that bunch go ahead.

Artanis · 01-04-2003, 03:41 PM

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How could he not be hot with those long golden locks, those beautiful grey eyes, that tall and slender build, that beautiful voice?

Exactly. Too perfect. No Goldilocks for me, thank you.

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Beleg? now there's a scruffy Elf.

Scruffy? **runs to dictionary** Oh no, not that. But rather rugged, as in hardy. Mmmm...

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Maedhros? Well, if you want to get mixed up with that bunch go ahead.

Is his left hand really as good as his right was? That's what I want to know.

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 01-04-2003, 03:55 PM

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Is his left hand really as good as his right was? That's what I want to know.

Well, with a sword it was.

BeardofPants · 01-04-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Artanis
Is his left hand really as good as his right was? That's what I want to know.

One would hope so.

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Originally posted by Artanis
Exactly. Too perfect. No Goldilocks for me, thank you.

Yeah, he's a bit of a pretty boy. Do you think he's gay?

01-04-2003, 01:05 AM	#1
*Sister Golden Hair* Queen of Nargothrond Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Akron, Ohio - USA Posts: 7,121	Men of the Silmarillion The fangirl thread in the movie forum prompted me to make this thread. cassiopiea threatened to, but then she chickened out. BoP also had a hand in this. So, ladies of the forum, who is your favorite, most loved, sexiest, coolest, guy in the Sil? __________________ "Whither go you?" she said. "North away." he said: "to the swords, and the siege, and the walls of defence - that yet for a while in Beleriand rivers may run clean, leaves spring, and birds build their nests, ere Night comes." AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

01-04-2003, 01:34 AM	#2
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I did not have a hand in this! This is all your making. I still stand by my earlier statements that Feanor is the hottest guy of the First Age. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

01-04-2003, 01:39 AM	#4
cassiopeia Viggoholic Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 1,749	I was only joking! Oh, ok, I think Feanor is pretty hot. That black hair and those three pretty jewels he made (I'm sure he'd give me one of them). He's great with his hands, imagine what he could do with them. He had seven sons, very prolific for an elf, so he obviously enjoyed....... And so much fire and angst in his belly, come on gals, he's the best! __________________ Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. Last edited by cassiopeia : 01-04-2003 at 01:41 AM.

01-04-2003, 02:17 AM	#7
Lanelf Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Second Drawer Down Posts: 407	Feanor stinks! Honestly! I could never go for a guy who'd swear such a blasphemous oath! Really now - look at Glorfindel, or Fingolfin. Even Finrod Felagund. They're all better. I haven't got that much against Feanor really, he just annoyed me in the Sil. And the Kinslaying, that was just nasty and uncalled-for. Lanelf. __________________ Hey, I'm back! resounding silence You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster

01-04-2003, 04:35 AM	#10
Artanis Greatest Elven woman of Aman Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having way too much fun with Fëanor's 7 Posts: 4,285	Beleg Cuthalion is one that trigger my fantasies. Great warrior and archer and faithful friend as he was, roaming around in the forest of Doriath. Not exactly mainstream, am I. Finrod is still a favourite, but I don't think of him as ... hot. __________________ --Life is hard, and then we die.

01-04-2003, 11:19 AM	#13
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Tuor. Now there's a guy that didn't drag his people to the mortal shores to get killed slowly and painfully and didn't hide in a cave for the better part of his life. Idril had good taste. __________________ We are not things.

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