Join the Wonderous Nation of Komraad!

klatukatt · 06-28-2007, 03:37 AM

Pronounced Koom-rahd, our new nation is in need of citizens!

YOU! Do you hate NOT living forever? Come to Komraad and you just might!

Formed by Enriqo Englasias on a drug binge on an unclamed island in the Pacific Ocean, Komraad has been havoc on commercial sea trade because of the non-hostility agreement with the potent pirate force located in the same waters. It's 10th anniversary calls to the other people to the world to release their inner pirate and BECOME A CITIZEN!

Tired of being WEAK? Come to Komraad and you can have the strength of TEN MEN! (Note: Strength of ten men may or may not be divided by ten.)

Officers of State
Our current El Primero Presidente is Troll's Bane, whom you all know from The Interwebs. The current Minister of Propaganda is Komradee K, but the full title of the office is Minister of Propaganda, Thought-Suggestion, and Orthodox Document Preparation and Distribution. Captain of the Secret Police and Grand Admiral of the Militia is Fire Boy, and is also the entire Militia.
As you can see, we need more Officers, so the sooner you become a CITIZEN, the BETTER!

APPLE PIE! SUV'S! COUGARS! FLAMING BOTTLES OF KY LUBRICANT! All these things are out there in the world, but I can tell you where they're not. KOMRAAD.

So! Join KOMRAAD today in this special thread, and enjoy all the benifits of a KOMRAAD CITIZEN!

You know all those things you hate? Komraad hates them too. Join now and help form the "Things You Hate" Army!

(Props to our Slogan Master, Fire Boy.)

trolls' bane · 06-28-2007, 03:50 AM

*patriotic music plays in the background*
And here's to the great being that feed us from capitalist oppression!

klatukatt · 06-28-2007, 04:22 AM

And here is our illustrious flag.

trolls' bane · 06-28-2007, 04:33 AM

And our national magazine, here:

06-28-2007, 03:37 AM	#1
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Join the Wonderous Nation of Komraad! Pronounced Koom-rahd, our new nation is in need of citizens! YOU! Do you hate NOT living forever? Come to Komraad and you just might! Formed by Enriqo Englasias on a drug binge on an unclamed island in the Pacific Ocean, Komraad has been havoc on commercial sea trade because of the non-hostility agreement with the potent pirate force located in the same waters. It's 10th anniversary calls to the other people to the world to release their inner pirate and BECOME A CITIZEN! Tired of being WEAK? Come to Komraad and you can have the strength of TEN MEN! (Note: Strength of ten men may or may not be divided by ten.) Officers of State Our current El Primero Presidente is Troll's Bane, whom you all know from The Interwebs. The current Minister of Propaganda is Komradee K, but the full title of the office is Minister of Propaganda, Thought-Suggestion, and Orthodox Document Preparation and Distribution. Captain of the Secret Police and Grand Admiral of the Militia is Fire Boy, and is also the entire Militia. As you can see, we need more Officers, so the sooner you become a CITIZEN, the BETTER! APPLE PIE! SUV'S! COUGARS! FLAMING BOTTLES OF KY LUBRICANT! All these things are out there in the world, but I can tell you where they're not. KOMRAAD. So! Join KOMRAAD today in this special thread, and enjoy all the benifits of a KOMRAAD CITIZEN! You know all those things you hate? Komraad hates them too. Join now and help form the "Things You Hate" Army! (Props to our Slogan Master, Fire Boy.) Last edited by klatukatt : 06-28-2007 at 03:41 AM.

06-28-2007, 03:50 AM	#2
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	patriotic music plays in the background And here's to the great being that feed us from capitalist oppression! __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

06-28-2007, 04:33 AM	#4
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	And our national magazine, here: __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Join the Dark Side	Elanor	The Star Wars Saga	167	12-19-2005 07:42 PM
Nation States - The Great Continent of Entmoot	jerseydevil	Entmoot Archive	323	06-17-2004 11:27 AM
The Entmoot Presidential Debate	Darth Tater	Entmoot Archive	163	12-06-2002 09:44 PM

06-28-2007, 04:22 AM	#3
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	And here is our illustrious flag.