Candidate Open House - Page 36

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-31-2004, 09:07 PM

yes i do love that movie,
but, they could have carried the coconut if it was
strung on a line, between the two of them,
held under their wings. and theyd have to be african swallows, as
european swallows are too small.

filthy, english kerniggits!
i blow my nose in your general direction

hectorberlioz · 03-31-2004, 09:07 PM

ok, now it looks like you guys are just wanting to make a mess of this thread

.
I've never seen such a buch of unruly prez-wannabes as you guys

jerseydevil · 03-31-2004, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hectorberlioz
ok, now it looks like you guys are just wanting to make a mess of this thread .
I've never seen such a buch of unruly prez-wannabes as you guys

Yeah - until you looked in the mirror.

hectorberlioz · 03-31-2004, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jerseydevil
Yeah - until you looked in the mirror.

you'll pay for that!

fifty bucks!

BeardofPants · 04-01-2004, 12:57 AM

Y'know, all this in-fighting really makes me appreciate the candidate I voted for.

Quote:

Originally posted by gollum9630
*releases the beavers*

ATTACK

Gollum, quit playing with the beaver.

gollum9630 · 04-01-2004, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Gollum, quit playing with the beaver.

dont make me send the canadian geese on your ass, there worse then the beavers

hectorberlioz · 04-01-2004, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Y'know, all this in-fighting really makes me appreciate the candidate I voted for.

Gollum, quit playing with the beaver.

I bet you voted for Finrod

good choice

Ruinel · 04-01-2004, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Last Child of Ungoliant
yes i do love that movie,
but, they could have carried the coconut if it was
strung on a line, between the two of them,
held under their wings. and theyd have to be african swallows, as
european swallows are too small.

filthy, english kerniggits!
i blow my nose in your general direction

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!

***Valandil*** · 04-01-2004, 08:06 AM

*approaches podium... carefully eyeing the Elf with the temper & sword*

Ahem!

Jonathan has hardly appeared in this thread - either to defend himself, or to sling mud at anyone else.

What do you want, Entmooters;

An Absent President - like Jonathan?
Or a Present President - like Sister Golden Hair?

A President of Vice... such as Ruinel?
Or a Vice-President... such as myself?

Huh... oh, no more voting?

Well... Who won anyway??

***Fat middle*** · 04-01-2004, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Valandil
*approaches podium... carefully eyeing the Elf with the temper & sword*

Ahem!

Jonathan has hardly appeared in this thread - either to defend himself, or to sling mud at anyone else.

What do you want, Entmooters;

An Absent President - like Jonathan?
Or a Present President - like Sister Golden Hair?

A President of Vice... such as Ruinel?
Or a Vice-President... such as myself?

Huh... oh, no more voting? Well... Who won anyway??

We're still counting. Lots of ballots received!!

And also we have to check they come from qualified members...

***Valandil*** · 04-01-2004, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fat middle
We're still counting. Lots of ballots received!!

And also we have to check they come from qualified members...

Maybe we should get 'Count Comfect' to give you a hand... or do we have any other 'counts' around here?

(pictures the 'counting count' from 'Sesame Street' - for you who have seen it)

Linaewen · 04-01-2004, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Valandil
Maybe we should get 'Count Comfect' to give you a hand... or do we have any other 'counts' around here?

(pictures the 'counting count' from 'Sesame Street' - for you who have seen it)

Dil, you deserve to be smacked REALLY hard for that one. As well as the 'President of Vice' one. Watch out for the Bad Pun Police!

NOW who's picking on a certain candidate?

Artanis · 04-01-2004, 08:38 AM

"Dil"?

The Gaffer · 04-01-2004, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katt_knome_hobbit
ARG! VENGENCE!

I PMed my vote for myself, you would too, and look what Entmoot Election 2004 wrote back!

It this a non biased election?

If it is, can the impartial counters be so insulting?

Yeah I got one of those two, though I didn't vote for you.

Don't know why we even bother: the government always gets in anyway.

Millane · 04-01-2004, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Valandil
*approaches podium... carefully eyeing the Elf with the temper & sword*

Ahem!

Jonathan has hardly appeared in this thread - either to defend himself, or to sling mud at anyone else.

What do you want, Entmooters;

An Absent President - like Jonathan?
Or a Present President - like Sister Golden Hair?

A President of Vice... such as Ruinel?
Or a Vice-President... such as myself?

Huh... oh, no more voting? Well... Who won anyway??

well maybe if you delivered this Monk Eastmen-esque speech before the voting i would have gone for you... You need to finish it off with either "there you go bill the people have spoken, the very notion of violence benumbs them" or even better "AND WHOS THE BEST DAMN STREET FIGHTER IN THE FIVE POINTS" MONK!!!! "THATS RIGHT, NOW LET THE WHOLE DAMN CITY HEAR IT"

***Valandil*** · 04-01-2004, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fat middle
We're still counting. Lots of ballots received!!

And also we have to check they come from qualified members...

What's the hold-up? Trouble with the votes from Florida?

Cirdan · 04-01-2004, 09:34 AM

If nominated I shall not run. If elected I shall not serve. If stabbed I will bleed.

***Fat middle*** · 04-01-2004, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Valandil
What's the hold-up? Trouble with the votes from Florida?

It's just that the votes must be counted by several members of the Electoral College in order to keep it all clean, and that means waiting for time zones reasons.

And also that some of us are supposed to be working due also to time zones

Finrod Felagund · 04-01-2004, 03:47 PM

Well, congrats SGH.

I feel really inferior...2 votes?

I mean I knew I wouldn't win, but that's an insult!

Who did vote for me? Whoever the two were, thank you!

***Jonathan*** · 04-01-2004, 04:13 PM

I'm afraid those two were just you and Katt

Congratulations on winning the election, SGH and Valandil!

03-31-2004, 09:07 PM	#2
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	ok, now it looks like you guys are just wanting to make a mess of this thread . I've never seen such a buch of unruly prez-wannabes as you guys __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

04-01-2004, 08:06 AM	#9
*Valandil* High King at Annuminas Administrator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Wyoming - USA Posts: 10,752	approaches podium... carefully eyeing the Elf with the temper & sword Ahem! Jonathan has hardly appeared in this thread - either to defend himself, or to sling mud at anyone else. What do you want, Entmooters; An Absent President - like Jonathan? Or a Present President - like Sister Golden Hair? A President of Vice... such as Ruinel? Or a Vice-President... such as myself? Huh... oh, no more voting? Well... Who won anyway?? __________________ My Fanfic: Letters of Firiel Tales of Nolduryon Visitors Come to Court Ñ á ë ?* ó ú é ä ï ö Ö ñ É Þ ð ß ® ™ [Xurl=Xhttp://entmoot.tolkientrail.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=ABCXYZ#postABCXYZ]text[/Xurl] Splitting Threads is SUCH Hard Work!!

04-01-2004, 08:38 AM	#13
Artanis Greatest Elven woman of Aman Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Having way too much fun with Fëanor's 7 Posts: 4,285	"Dil"? __________________ --Life is hard, and then we die.

04-01-2004, 09:34 AM	#17
Cirdan Elf Lord of the Grey Havens Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: somewhere else Posts: 2,381	If nominated I shall not run. If elected I shall not serve. If stabbed I will bleed. __________________ There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences. -Muad'dib on Law The Stilgar Commentary

04-01-2004, 03:47 PM	#19
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Well, congrats SGH. I feel really inferior...2 votes? I mean I knew I wouldn't win, but that's an insult! Who did vote for me? Whoever the two were, thank you! __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

03-31-2004, 09:07 PM	#1
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	yes i do love that movie, but, they could have carried the coconut if it was strung on a line, between the two of them, held under their wings. and theyd have to be african swallows, as european swallows are too small. filthy, english kerniggits! i blow my nose in your general direction

04-01-2004, 04:13 PM	#20
*Jonathan* Entmoot Attorney-General, Equilibrating the Scales of Justice, Administrator ♎ Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 3,891	I'm afraid those two were just you and Katt Congratulations on winning the election, SGH and Valandil! __________________ An unwritten post is a delightful universe of infinite possibilities. Set down one word, however, and it immediately becomes earthbound. Set down one sentence and it’s halfway to being just like every other bloody entry that’s ever been written. ☻

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