House of Hilarity: It's Part Time

klatukatt · 07-15-2005, 07:09 PM

Read the title however you like, but what it means is I am sick of all the plotting going on in current RPGs. What ever happened to the days of pie throwing and miremnivore in the oven?

So, here in the newly created House of Hilarity feel free to go wild. The drinks are free, and you can bring whoever you want.

(For insparation see this site and click the white bar twice, then WATCH and LISTEN.)

~~~~~

*Katt, the hostess, surveyed the buffet. It was laden with more sugar and chocolate than it was possibly healthy to eat. She checked the lock on the drinks cabinet, made sure the key was easily accessable, then turned on the neon sign that dominated the roof of the house.*

House of Hilarity
PARTY TONIGHT

Katt: That should be a good invitation.

*Katt unlocked the back door and turned on the lights that lit the path up to the front porch.*

Katt: Music, music, music...

*Katt decided to start out with The Two Towers soundrack because she had no idea who'd be coming, and wanted something they could all aggree on.*

Katt: It's party time.

rohirrim TR · 10-17-2005, 06:08 PM

hey, maybe the EMPIRE could take over middle earth, sounds like a party to me

rohirrim TR · 10-19-2005, 02:15 PM

*puts Switchfoot, The beutiful letdown, in cd player, *

*lotesse runs away screaming*

*curub walks in and replaces switchfoot with relient K*

*many others follow Lotesse, running and screaming, exaclty the way DR. Hector told them to*

Curubethion · 10-20-2005, 08:25 PM

I can't let that happen again...
Cause then you'll see my heart
In the saddest state it's ever been.

This is no place
To try and live my life

Ahh, forget that.

When I look at the stars,
When I look at the stars,
When I look at the stars,
I see Someone Else.

rohirrim TR · 10-21-2005, 04:54 PM

ahh yes "nothing is sound" good album

btw curubethion- are you coming to that concert in dodge city?

Curubethion · 10-23-2005, 11:35 PM

Dodge City? What? Where? How? When?

It's a pretty far jaunt for us Wichitans.

***Earniel*** · 10-24-2005, 09:19 AM

Stay on topic please.

Finrod Felagund · 10-24-2005, 02:26 PM

This reminds me of the Old Entmooters Parties...there were three of them, I hosted the third...and they were awesome.

Embladyne · 10-24-2005, 04:24 PM

*Em sees a bright neon sign pop up over the last hill of her nightly walk. As she draws closer, she can finally begin to read the letters:* "H-O-U-S-E-O-F-H-I-L-A-R-I-T-Y....P-A-R-T-Y-T-O-N-I-G-H-T."
*She ponders the meaning of the mysterious symbols, but decides to check the house with the sign out, since it seems as though there's a party going on inside.*

*Stepping through the door, Em is bombarded with music from TTT. Humming along, she looks around and sees some punch and cake sitting on a table. The house is pretty deserted at the moment, but free food is always a plus in Em's reasoning so she picks up a fork and a plate.*

klatukatt · 10-26-2005, 03:44 PM

Katt: Hey, Finrod! Good to see you. You used to throw some crazy parties, man. *tosses him some mirivor* Treat this house like it was your own.

rohirrim TR · 10-26-2005, 04:32 PM

ahh the hostess *doffs cap* are you by chance the one with the ability to attack someone with an exploding penguin, or do you have a potato pealer/ninja abilities? at anyrate great party, good music, and i ordered some pizza.

Curubethion · 10-26-2005, 10:39 PM

IMPROMPTU RAP TIME!!!

Yo, it's Big C
With that bling bling izzle.
Wassup tonight
Cause it's Big C izzle!'

Embladyne · 10-27-2005, 12:17 AM

*Em is caught off guard by the mad rapping skillz of "Big C izzle" and almost chokes on her cake.*

"Nice, erm, singing there. Yes, very nice. Know any more?"

*She gulps down some punch and prepares for a new blasting of her eardrums.*

Finrod Felagund · 10-27-2005, 12:55 AM

Finrod: Katt...its been a while since we partied together...really long...By the way, any Lembas around here?

rohirrim TR · 10-27-2005, 04:59 PM

You da man Bic C, is is my turn o what yo?

yo its rohirrim here
i'm gonna bring ya'll near
yeah yeah and then you'll hear
an what i say is free an clear

Curubethion · 10-27-2005, 09:03 PM

Not bad...you'll have to come up with a good name though...

Thanks to BB for the name "Big C"...which was the inspiration for my little tune...

Anyone else want to show their skills?

rohirrim TR · 10-29-2005, 01:11 PM

cool its like "entmoot idol"

klatukatt · 10-29-2005, 04:16 PM

Katt: We got everything. Just look in the fridge. *to Rohirrim TR* Yes, I have exploding penguins. They are in the bathroom, so be careful.

*Katt climbs on to the impromptu stage in the center of the living room*

Katt: Moot! Thank yall for coming, so all yall got to get up here and strut yo' stuff! Take it back Big C!

*Katt wanders off into the kitchen to unlock the lickor cabinet*

The last sane person · 10-29-2005, 04:58 PM

*Sane walks in and bonks KlatuKatt with her spelling hammer*

Sane: It's Liquor...And I will take some, thank you. *reaches past a stunned Katt adn grabs some Jonny Walker for starters*

Lady Marion Magdalena · 10-29-2005, 06:27 PM

*Grabs some port and Sane's arm*

Lady M.: Hello darling, I believe you owe me a dance.

07-15-2005, 07:09 PM	#1
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	House of Hilarity: It's Party Time Read the title however you like, but what it means is I am sick of all the plotting going on in current RPGs. What ever happened to the days of pie throwing and miremnivore in the oven? So, here in the newly created House of Hilarity feel free to go wild. The drinks are free, and you can bring whoever you want. (For insparation see this site and click the white bar twice, then WATCH and LISTEN.) ~~~~~ Katt, the hostess, surveyed the buffet. It was laden with more sugar and chocolate than it was possibly healthy to eat. She checked the lock on the drinks cabinet, made sure the key was easily accessable, then turned on the neon sign that dominated the roof of the house. House of Hilarity PARTY TONIGHT Katt: That should be a good invitation. Katt unlocked the back door and turned on the lights that lit the path up to the front porch. Katt: Music, music, music... Katt decided to start out with The Two Towers soundrack because she had no idea who'd be coming, and wanted something they could all aggree on. Katt: It's party time. Last edited by klatukatt : 07-18-2005 at 06:43 PM.

10-20-2005, 08:25 PM	#4
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	I can't let that happen again... Cause then you'll see my heart In the saddest state it's ever been. This is no place To try and live my life Ahh, forget that. When I look at the stars, When I look at the stars, When I look at the stars, I see Someone Else. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

10-23-2005, 11:35 PM	#6
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Dodge City? What? Where? How? When? It's a pretty far jaunt for us Wichitans. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

10-24-2005, 09:19 AM	#7
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Stay on topic please. __________________ We are not things.

10-24-2005, 02:26 PM	#8
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	This reminds me of the Old Entmooters Parties...there were three of them, I hosted the third...and they were awesome. __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

10-24-2005, 04:24 PM	#9
Embladyne Honourary Elitist Inklette Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: between the mountains and the sea Posts: 704	Em sees a bright neon sign pop up over the last hill of her nightly walk. As she draws closer, she can finally begin to read the letters: "H-O-U-S-E-O-F-H-I-L-A-R-I-T-Y....P-A-R-T-Y-T-O-N-I-G-H-T." She ponders the meaning of the mysterious symbols, but decides to check the house with the sign out, since it seems as though there's a party going on inside. Stepping through the door, Em is bombarded with music from TTT. Humming along, she looks around and sees some punch and cake sitting on a table. The house is pretty deserted at the moment, but free food is always a plus in Em's reasoning so she picks up a fork and a plate. __________________ Even on the pinnacle of a palace a crow does not become an eagle. My DA page

10-26-2005, 03:44 PM	#10
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: Hey, Finrod! Good to see you. You used to throw some crazy parties, man. tosses him some mirivor Treat this house like it was your own.

10-26-2005, 10:39 PM	#12
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	IMPROMPTU RAP TIME!!! Yo, it's Big C With that bling bling izzle. Wassup tonight Cause it's Big C izzle!' __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

10-27-2005, 12:17 AM	#13
Embladyne Honourary Elitist Inklette Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: between the mountains and the sea Posts: 704	Em is caught off guard by the mad rapping skillz of "Big C izzle" and almost chokes on her cake. "Nice, erm, singing there. Yes, very nice. Know any more?" She gulps down some punch and prepares for a new blasting of her eardrums. __________________ Even on the pinnacle of a palace a crow does not become an eagle. My DA page

10-27-2005, 12:55 AM	#14
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Finrod: Katt...its been a while since we partied together...really long...By the way, any Lembas around here?

10-27-2005, 09:03 PM	#16
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Not bad...you'll have to come up with a good name though... Thanks to BB for the name "Big C"...which was the inspiration for my little tune... Anyone else want to show their skills? __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

10-29-2005, 04:16 PM	#18
klatukatt Entmoot's Drunken Uncle Join Date: May 2005 Location: ghost Posts: 1,792	Katt: We got everything. Just look in the fridge. to Rohirrim TR Yes, I have exploding penguins. They are in the bathroom, so be careful. Katt climbs on to the impromptu stage in the center of the living room Katt: Moot! Thank yall for coming, so all yall got to get up here and strut yo' stuff! Take it back Big C! Katt wanders off into the kitchen to unlock the lickor cabinet

10-29-2005, 04:58 PM	#19
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	Sane walks in and bonks KlatuKatt with her spelling hammer Sane: It's Liquor...And I will take some, thank you. reaches past a stunned Katt adn grabs some Jonny Walker for starters __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

10-29-2005, 06:27 PM	#20
Lady Marion Magdalena Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In a Field of Giant Daisies. Posts: 821	Grabs some port and Sane's arm Lady M.: Hello darling, I believe you owe me a dance. __________________ "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; Leave me my name!" - The Crucible "nolite hippopotamum vexare!"

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