The Sylmaryllyon - The Early Years - Page 5

Grey_Wolf · 10-08-2006, 05:06 AM

Several years later a wandering troubadour called Tuor was out and about and thus met another wanderer, an elf, a former citizen of Nargothrond, and he had a message from Ulmo, in which he was to tell Turgon to protect the copyright of their music and continue to spread his tunes all over the West, who took him there, to this place of bliss, which was the prime refuge for Barry Manilov-fans.

Grey_Wolf · 10-10-2006, 05:07 AM

Tuor does not deliver the message. Therefore the continuous flow copyright fees that had until then flowed into the coffers of Turgon was beginning to cease.

Tuor also meets and falls in love with Turgon's sweetsinging daughter Idriel, but her cousin Maegin, a rapper in the beginning of his career, is also in love with her and in a fit of jelousy, when he is captured by a band of heavy metal orcs, he willingly spills the beans of whereabouts of this hiding-place of the fans of that big-nosed singer of romantic tunes.

He's released, returns, but is looked suspiciously upon by Idriel who, in feat of premonition, constructs a secret way of escape.

Grey_Wolf · 10-25-2006, 02:46 AM

And, another elf of their elustrious gathering, Eärendil, a prominent 60's pop coversinger, imprisons Meagin in a specially horrid cell where he's to listen to Lordi for life, and then he helps the citizens to gather at the entrance of the escaperoute.

That night a horde of Orcs, Dragons and Balrogs set up their instruments in pre-attack formation.

Grey_Wolf · 11-08-2006, 05:31 AM

Most of the inhabitants die under the onslaught of the evil morgoth Death Metal forces.

A few succeed in escaping while playing Bee Gees tunes over the highspeakers which renders the attacking musicians paralysed with disgust.

A short wile later the escapees are attacked by a sneak party of Balrog Kiss-fans, but they are held back by the excellent guitar-solo performed by Glorfindel long enough for the others finally escape.

He, unfortuntely is slain by the head Balrog, who slams his guitar on the head of Glorfindel who himself swings his guitar on the head of his assailant who also dies.

Grey_Wolf · 11-08-2006, 05:37 AM

Meanwhile the escapees has reached the river Sirion where they meet up with other Doriath refugees - and they have themselves a Jamboree sing-along around the fire.

Grey_Wolf · 11-13-2007, 05:29 AM

(anyone feel like helping out?)

10-08-2006, 05:06 AM	#81
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Several years later a wandering troubadour called Tuor was out and about and thus met another wanderer, an elf, a former citizen of Nargothrond, and he had a message from Ulmo, in which he was to tell Turgon to protect the copyright of their music and continue to spread his tunes all over the West, who took him there, to this place of bliss, which was the prime refuge for Barry Manilov-fans. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 10-08-2006 at 08:37 AM.

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10-10-2006, 05:07 AM	#82
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Tuor does not deliver the message. Therefore the continuous flow copyright fees that had until then flowed into the coffers of Turgon was beginning to cease. Tuor also meets and falls in love with Turgon's sweetsinging daughter Idriel, but her cousin Maegin, a rapper in the beginning of his career, is also in love with her and in a fit of jelousy, when he is captured by a band of heavy metal orcs, he willingly spills the beans of whereabouts of this hiding-place of the fans of that big-nosed singer of romantic tunes. He's released, returns, but is looked suspiciously upon by Idriel who, in feat of premonition, constructs a secret way of escape.

10-25-2006, 02:46 AM	#83
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	And, another elf of their elustrious gathering, Eärendil, a prominent 60's pop coversinger, imprisons Meagin in a specially horrid cell where he's to listen to Lordi for life, and then he helps the citizens to gather at the entrance of the escaperoute. That night a horde of Orcs, Dragons and Balrogs set up their instruments in pre-attack formation.

11-08-2006, 05:31 AM	#84
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Most of the inhabitants die under the onslaught of the evil morgoth Death Metal forces. A few succeed in escaping while playing Bee Gees tunes over the highspeakers which renders the attacking musicians paralysed with disgust. A short wile later the escapees are attacked by a sneak party of Balrog Kiss-fans, but they are held back by the excellent guitar-solo performed by Glorfindel long enough for the others finally escape. He, unfortuntely is slain by the head Balrog, who slams his guitar on the head of Glorfindel who himself swings his guitar on the head of his assailant who also dies.

11-08-2006, 05:37 AM	#85
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Meanwhile the escapees has reached the river Sirion where they meet up with other Doriath refugees - and they have themselves a Jamboree sing-along around the fire.

11-13-2007, 05:29 AM	#86
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	(anyone feel like helping out?)