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Elanor the hobbit · 02-16-2005, 02:03 PM

Mr. Malfoy,
How do you know about my Pensieve? I never told you! Have you been snooping around my office? And where did you get the bat guano?
Professor Snape

(Wizard, you were supposed to figure out that DivintnGurrl was Parvati...)

Dear Professor Snape,
I just realized that I sorted you into the wrong house! You were supposed to be in Hufflepuff all along. Please forgive me for any mistakes that may have occurred as a result of you being sorted into Slytherin. I shall speak to the Headmaster and see if we can't get you a nice set of yellow robes and Hufflepuff decorations for your classroom. Have a nice day!

The Sorting Hat

02-16-2005, 02:03 PM	#11
Elanor the hobbit Sapling Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: hobbit hole Posts: 12	Mr. Malfoy, How do you know about my Pensieve? I never told you! Have you been snooping around my office? And where did you get the bat guano? Professor Snape (Wizard, you were supposed to figure out that DivintnGurrl was Parvati...) Dear Professor Snape, I just realized that I sorted you into the wrong house! You were supposed to be in Hufflepuff all along. Please forgive me for any mistakes that may have occurred as a result of you being sorted into Slytherin. I shall speak to the Headmaster and see if we can't get you a nice set of yellow robes and Hufflepuff decorations for your classroom. Have a nice day! The Sorting Hat __________________ Elanor the friendly hobbit who draws cool mazes: Segovia Mazes

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