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07-23-2004, 10:56 AM
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Elf Lord
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Lyrd of the Ryngs
A Modern version LOTR:
The hobbits: Hooligans in punk hairstyles Gandalf: A Natural Health Care Salesman Aragorn: Executive Officer of a company manufacturing power saws. Boromir: An achitect waiting for his father's retirement from the family company. Faramir: A poet Legolas: A forester Gimli: A crude mine-worker Arwen: A supermodel Eowyn: A feminist Theoden: A second-hand bookshop keeper Eomer: A zen karate master Galadriel: A zonetherapist Denethor: the aging EO of an architectural firm Saruman: A competing brand NHC salesman Wormtongue: A catburgler Gollum: Another catburgler All the Wraiths: School bullies The Witch-King: Leader of the school bullies Sauron: A Crack king (His evil purpose to flood Middle-Earth in a deluge of crack) ...what say ye of this idea.  Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 07-23-2004 at 11:34 AM. |
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07-23-2004, 11:11 AM
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The Dude
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a Tolkien you aint
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07-23-2004, 11:33 AM
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Elf Lord
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07-25-2004, 12:58 AM
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Elf Lord
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Friends, Mooters, Fellow Posters
Lend me your views Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 07-25-2004 at 12:59 AM. |
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07-25-2004, 08:21 PM
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The Dragonqueen
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hehehe, thats funny, though...*tries to picture what scenes would look like...*shudders*
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07-25-2004, 09:34 PM
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Thief Queen of Entmoot
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lol; funny idea, but what about elrond? arwen is a supermodel, so what's he?
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07-26-2004, 02:27 AM
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The Dragonqueen
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LOL, yeah! Would he be the pushy father who tries to control his daughter's wealth?
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Praise Father, Son and Holy Ghost 'So choose today whom you will serve..as for me and my family we wil serve the Lord.' " Now if you were a hot dog,and you were starving,would ya eat yourself? I know I would! First I'd smother myself in brown mustard and relish..I'd be so delicious!" It's pronounced 'Hether', not 'Heether', biznotch! |
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07-27-2004, 05:00 AM
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Elf Lord
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Elrond: A pushy father who's trying to control his daughter's wealth. |
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07-27-2004, 07:52 AM
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Long lost mooter
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I hate to say it, but this doesn't belong in this forum. Moving.
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07-29-2004, 02:14 AM
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Elf Lord
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Glorfindel: an up and coming coming popular politian dubbed "Gloryfindel" by the sleeze press. Vain heir of a publishing tycoon.
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07-29-2004, 05:43 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Tom Bombadil??? What is he?? A clown - perhaps Ronald McDonald?? - although he would only promote vege burgers!!
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07-29-2004, 08:20 AM
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Elf Lord
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Tom Bombadil: Ronald McDonaldesque Vegetarean Burger Franchizer. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 07-29-2004 at 09:41 AM. |
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07-30-2004, 03:31 AM
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Elven Warrior
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07-30-2004, 03:43 AM
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Elf Lord
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Goldberry: The checkout chick of McBombadil. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 07-30-2004 at 03:46 AM. |
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07-30-2004, 03:49 AM
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Elf Lord
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Butterbur: Sleezy hotel manager who's harassing the hired help.
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08-01-2004, 12:17 PM
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Elf Lord
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Mouth of Sauron: A Muslim warlord
The Eye: a broadcasting company Shelob: a genetically deformed monster |
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08-01-2004, 12:40 PM
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Greatest Elven woman of Aman
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Practising on the Hobbits, maybe?
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08-01-2004, 01:49 PM
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Elf Lord
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The idea is not new, sorry to say.Russians already made a parody out of all three movies. It calls "Goblin's Lord of the Ring". The movies just the same, but the words and music different:two salesmen, helped by psychoanayitic, against the drug's lord and gangs.They say it's hilarious. Elrond:Listen to me, Arwen.I'm talking from life experience.I am agent Smith and your father. Arwen:Oh, cut the ....!My father is the Aerosmith!  Last edited by Olmer : 08-01-2004 at 05:37 PM. |
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08-01-2004, 02:17 PM
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Elf Lord
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The Uruk Hai: a Heavy Metal band
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08-01-2004, 03:25 PM
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Fëanorophobic
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The Ents: Greenpeace
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