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02-19-2002, 06:55 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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I laughed very hard at that . . . now I'm all bruised from falling off m chair . . .  Watcher in the Water (at moria) : *grabs Frodo by the leg* Frodo: Uh oh, the foot's about to come off . . . Darn you, you stupid monster, don't pull off my hobbit- foot . . . Aaahh! (a splash is heard) Peter Jackson: CUT!!!
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02-19-2002, 09:05 AM
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Enting
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Lurtz running forward: (thinking) Baywatch Grey Havens here I come! Now where did I leave those red swim trunks? The scene at weathertop where the hobbits are cooking.... Frodo: (Stamps onto the fire, putting it out with his bare feet). Put it out, you fools! Put it out! (thinking) OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!!!!! Damn you PJ!!! Bilbo: My old sword, sting. Here, take it, take it. Frodo: It's so light. ( Thinks: Yippee! Me get sword! Me go fight orcs and all!!!) Bilbo: Yes, yes… made by the elves, you know? The blade glows blue when orcs are near, and it's at times like that, my lad, when you have to be extra careful. Here's a pretty thing. Mithril. As light as a feather, and as hard as dragons scales (thinks) Damn! How thick can he get? Its just a bunch of tin foil. Galadriel: I pass the test. I will diminish, and go into the west, and remain Galadriel. (thinks) Oh no I won't. Gimme that ring, halfling! Galadriel as she kisses Frodo's head: (thinks) Eurgggghh!!!!! You have lice! Bleah!!!!! Frodo unbuttons shirt to put on mithril coat, but buttons it back when Bilbo says he wants to hold the ring. All the crazed EW fangirls in the audience: ( thinking) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Farewell sweet earth and nortern sky, for ever blest,since here did lie and here with lissom limbs did run beneath the Moon, beneath the Sun, Lùthien Tinùviel more fair than mortal tongue can tell. Though all to ruin fell the world and were dissolved and backward hurled unmade into old abyss, yet were its making good, for this-- the dusk, the dawn, the earth, the sea-- that Lùthien for a time should be. "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam."-Frodo FRODO LIVES!!! (erm...Sam does too, right?)
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02-19-2002, 02:28 PM
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Elven Warrior
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ok seriously- i actually was like nooooooooooooooo at that part.damn bilbo.
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02-19-2002, 03:38 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
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in line with aragorn's mama mia....
Frodo at his birthday party: Go dance with Rosie, Sam! *thinking: You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen...... Legolas: You have my bow *thinking: When you're all alone, and the pretty girls have gone, honey I'm still free, take a chance on me. If you need me, let me know, gonna be around. If you got no place to go, when you're feeling down... Sam, thinking: AHHH! MUST.....NOT......Think......DISCO!
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02-19-2002, 05:26 PM
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Elf Lord
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Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
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The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka |
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02-19-2002, 06:59 PM
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Radically Tolkienited
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: If home is where the heart is, and my heart is in heaven...that should answer your question. <+><
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I leaned foward slightly intreseted at that part. I was kind of thinking "No DONT you take that shirt off" but another part of me was like "Hmmmmmm Shirtless. Interesting."
Frodo starts removing shirt and all the girls lean foward in the audience. Frodo:thinking: *Ok make it slow but natural.* Sees Bilbo lookign at Ring, does that cute little "ok you're REALLY weird" look. Starts buttoning shirt. Girls sigh but still stay leaned foward in their seats. Bilbo turning into that THING:*thinking*Oh I wish I could see Elijahs Fan girls. He heh he he he he OR Ok scare the scare them, dont laugh. Ok dumb but I had to do that. I was just like that during that part. But I like Elijah Wood better with shirts on if you can bleive that. Sam
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02-19-2002, 08:33 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: somewhere, over the rainbow, preferribly in Middle-Earth......
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*is writing this while standing on her knees because she doesn't have the strengh to stand up again after laughing so much!!!*
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 Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli after Boromir's death promising to stay by each other. Legolas thinking: I'm glad Aragorn's here....If he wasn't it'd just be me and that damn dwarf.... Gimli looking up at the Elf and Aragorn thinking: Now I'm the shortest here.......Dang. Fellowship entering Moria and looking around at the skeletons. Legolas thinking: Oh joy. A dwarf hole. Not much for scenery but the carnage is really quite lovely.... Sam wading out to Frodo and is nearly underwater. Frodo, "Sam, you can't swim!" thinking: or can you?...... Arwen pulling out her sword at the ford. thinking: now, the trick is to do it without taking any fingers off......WHOO!!!!! Yeah me!
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02-19-2002, 11:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Frodo standing by the boats crying, with the Ring in his hand. Thinking: *sniff* This is my last Chuckie Cheese's token . . . Isildur picking up Sauron's finger. Thinking: Mmmm, cocktail weenie? A bit burnt . . .
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02-20-2002, 03:01 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2002
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And once again I'm on the FLOOR!!!
Frodo sittin' in the tree at the very beginning and he hears Gandalf coming: *thinking* What is that I hear: ITS GANDALF!!!stupid wizard!!
Frodo: (rushing to the fire) Put it out you fools!! Merry: *thinking* pipe down cha chi!!! Sam: *thinking* sheesh...easy Mimey!!! Pippin: You got ash on my tomatos. *thinking* Not to mention another part of my anatomy that I wish not to mention!!! Bilbo: "My preciousssss" *thinking* Yikes...I almost scared myself!!! I am good!!! Gandalf: (after Biblo claims that Gandalf was trying to take the ring off Biblo...that whole angry speech)....I am trying to help you!! *thinking* Give me the ring you damn fool!!!! Mwahahahaa Bilbo: *thinking* good, good!!! I'll just be on my way and ummm....see you next tuesday!!!
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"Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!! |
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02-20-2002, 05:47 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Gollum in his Misty Mountain cave: My Preciouussss
*thinking*1010011010100100111001<beep><click>/* insert easter egg here, W#TA Rocks! */"Runtime Error 200", "Divide Overflow" PJ: Cut! *thinking*It's gonna be a long year...
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02-20-2002, 06:38 AM
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Head Hollara
Join Date: Feb 2002
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"insert easter egg here"? Boy, I thought I knew what that post meant, but you sure proved me wrong.
Frodo, sitting at the council of Elrond, thinking "Childlike innocence... check. Naive line... check. Wavering voice... double check. Okay, here we go..." Elrond telling Frodo how gone he nearly was, thinking "wait'll he sees those frilly pink skivies we put on him when he was out... he'll be whistling a less grateful tune." When Bilbo snarls at Frodo when he buttons his shirt back up, Frodo thinks and is tempted to say "Silly Bilbo... rings are for evil." Sauron while pounding the ranks of the Last Alliance, thinking "another ton bites the dust", "if I had a hammer", "can't touch this", "hammer-time", and "this is way more fun than torturing... dearie me, that's profound." Boromir thinks to himself as he "dies", thinking "well, that's it... now only my corpse will be in the sequel... and that's a maybe."
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02-20-2002, 07:02 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Warning...Wizard of Oz singing!!! EEK!!
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Bilbo walking away and leaving the Shire: *singing* We're off to see the wizard..the wonderful wizard of.... damn...wrong movie!!! Pippin: Right...where are we going!!! Pippin: *singing* if I only had a brain!!! Sam: If I take one more step it will be the farthest away from the Shire I've ever been!!! Frodo: *thinking* Oh for Gods sake!!! "Come on Sam" *grumble, grumble* Sam:*singing* If I only had some courage!!! (Iknow that this quote is wrong but u get the picture) Boromir: (to Aragorn) Let them rest a while...they are grieving!!! Aragorn: *singing* If I only had a heart!!!
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"Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!! |
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02-20-2002, 09:46 AM
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Hobbit
Join Date: Feb 2002
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ROFL Evenstar!!!!
Boromir going on and on and on about Mordor at the Council...."the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume..." Aragorn thinking: Sounds alot like you.... Legolas and Aragorn in Moria. Legolas "We can't stay here." thinking: treefrogs really are kinda cute Aragorn nods, thinking: yeah, I had a couple named Bertha and Fred in Minas Tirith for a bit but Elrond didn't let me keep them. Ya see, Fred had this habbit of.........
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02-20-2002, 10:06 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Haldir: "That dwarf breaths so loud, that we could had shot him in the dark" *thinking* Why, oh wy, I was kidnapped from Discworld...
Sauron at Battle of Last Alliance: *thinking* I wish, that I won't drop this damn thing. It would be too embarrasing to blow up without an obvious reason... |
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02-20-2002, 10:09 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
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heeheehee
EvenstarThat would sure give Enya and Shore the shivers. Gandalf: Tell me, friend, since when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness? *thinking with rapid lip movements*Ya think ya know kung fu, well let me show you my dragonfist! Saruman*thinking/grinning*He doesn't know that I have the kame-hame wave in my arsenal, with crane in eagle's claw to boot, heheh
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-25-2002 at 12:50 AM. |
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02-20-2002, 12:12 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Elrond: I think this task is appointed to you Frodo...
Thinks: Kill you I will! |
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02-20-2002, 03:22 PM
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02-20-2002, 04:52 PM
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Head Hollara
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Well, I know what an easter egg is, but what does that have to do with a CGI like Gollum? That's basically all I was saying.
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02-20-2002, 05:58 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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But since this seems to be a C programmer's comment (encased in /* */ marks) which programs ignore anyway, I won't lose sleep over it. 'hope you're coping with you're insomnia, btw. Nazgul Witch King at the Ford:Give us the halfling! *thinking* Glorfindel?!  Did you have an operation?Cave Troll in Moria: "Roar" *thinking*1010011110000100111010<beep><click>/* ok don't have an egg, W#TA still Rocks! */"Runtime Error 200", "Divide Overflow" PJ: "CUT!"*thinking*And I do hope they cut that out...ooh...ooh...colors!
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... Last edited by Arathorn : 02-20-2002 at 06:29 PM. |
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02-20-2002, 10:57 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Balrog chasing Fellowship in Moria:
Gandalf: "You shall not pass! Dancing tennis ball!" Balrog: "Roooeaaroooaarrrrrr ... oof!!!" *lays an Easter Egg* Egg hatches and baby Balrog comes squeaking out. "Squeak! Ain't I cute for a CG creation?" Pippin: "Oooh, there's dinner! Let's catch it before it flies away!" Gandalf to Baby Balrog: "FLY YOU FOOL!"
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