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Old 02-17-2002, 02:12 AM   #1
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Frodo looks back in the caves of Moria, aware that they are being pursued, and thinks to himself "dang! [he feels his pockets] That monster flung my comb right out of my pocket! How am I ever going to beautify my foot hair in the morning??"

Frodo sits and readsbeside a tree, and thinks "hey... these feet... I think I'm on to something. Yes! The E.W. Foot Toupee factory, gladly capitalizing on Tolkien fans worldwide... I'm a freakin' genius..."

Gandalf facing the Balrog in Moria (where else?), thinking "Chris wanted to know if this thing had wings... curse this newfangled stage magic!"

Boromir holds the ring after Frodo drops it, thinking "Okay... I've been ogling... Viggo, interrupt my ogling! I can't ogle much longer!!" (Why is "ogling" so fun to say for me? Is it just me?)

Bilbo talking to his party guests, saying "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve", while thinking "actually, I hate the whole lot of you... I especially wish Gandalf would reconsider putting a firework in Lobelia's eye."

Legolas saying "I can feel it", while thinking "Dang! Who's calling me right now? Good thing I have it on spasm instead of ring. Is it spasm? Do cell phones go into spasms?" [he zones until an orc slaps him, because the orcs weren't allowed to touch the nine with their swords, if you couldn't tell]

My goodness! That was very much fun! I'd like to try again sometime, if you enjoy reading these as much I did writing them.
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Old 02-17-2002, 02:46 AM   #2
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LOL! Ogling! That is a great word! I think I'll go to general messages right now and start a thread about cool words!
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Old 02-17-2002, 02:50 AM   #3
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Fire away Nibs!

Frodo holding aloft the ring near the boats
thinking: I really don't know what to say here but I guess they'll dub something eventually.

Nazgul when it startles the hobbits and chases them to buckleberry ferry
thinking: Darn kids! You startled my steed, get back here!

Bilbo when Gandalf blows a smoke ship through the smoke ring: "I think this will be a night to remember"
thinking: I bet if I had more weed I can do a screensaver

Gwaihir the eagle when Gandalf jumps on him
thinking: boy this wizard's heavy. What am I doing here? This is the last time I do errands for that Manwe.
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Old 02-17-2002, 03:09 AM   #4
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Bilbo: *looking at smoke-ship* This will be a night to remember.
Thinking: Would I be seeing that ship if I had had less weed?

Aragorn cutting athelas flowers.
Thinking: Oh goody, I can make a daisy chain!

Nazgul stabbing looming over Frodo on Weathertop.
Thinking: Oh, there's a fly on you, here, let me get that! *stabs Frodo* . . . Oops.
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Old 02-17-2002, 05:57 AM   #5
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Gimli at the Council of Elrond: "Never trust an elf!" *They'll read you're mind and break your heart. Why do these things always happen to me?*

Celeborn: "Nine set forth from Rivendell yet 8 remain, where is Gandalf?"
Thinking: Is this a ploy? He still owes me some of that weed

Galadriel: "Gandalf is no more"
Thinking: They went into Moria, he fought with the balrog, he fell in, yadda yadda yadda....
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Old 02-17-2002, 07:07 AM   #6
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Galadriel throughout every one of her scenes : "Must..not..act..like...Queen...Elizabeth...again! "
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Old 02-17-2002, 07:18 AM   #7
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When Aragorn rubs the chewed athelas flowers on Frodo's wound...
Frodo <cringes> thinking: Ewww I sure hope you had your rabies shots.
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Old 02-17-2002, 01:40 PM   #8
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Sauron just before he is destroyed: *If it wasn't for those peskey hobits*

Gandalf: It is a balrog
Gimli: *I bet that hobbits' mithril coat its got wings*
Legolas: *Bet my bow and arows it dosen't*
Frodo: *I bet the ring it does!*

Galadrial: Yet hope remains while the company is true. *yeah fat chance of that happening!*

Aragon: You have my sword *Arwen owns everytbing else of mine sigh*

Gimli when he first sees the mithril coat: *screw the ring I want that coat.*

Sam: I'm comming too Mr Frodo *just as soon as I can get that ring then I will cover all the lands in darkness...oh...er...I mean garden*
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Old 02-18-2002, 02:42 AM   #9
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Mwahhahahaaaa

Biblo after Gandalf blows out the ship!!
*thinking* oooh...it's a fluffy bunny!!

Gandalf: Theres more to this hobbit than meets the eye...(see;s the mithril coat) *thinking* hehe...he looks like a Christmas tree.
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Old 02-18-2002, 11:54 AM   #10
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Frodo : Take it, Gandalf!
Gandalf : Don't offer it to me!
Frodo : I'm giving it to you! *thinking* C'mon, you know you want to rule the world . . . c'mon, take the darn ring already!
Gandalf : *thinking* These Hobbits really are annoying . . . I see why Sauron wants to wipe them off the face of Middle- earth.

Gatekeeper dude at Bree after the Nazgul squash him under the gate : I am SO not getting paid enough for this . . . gotta ask for a raise

Arwen : nin o Hithaeglir lasto beth daer, rhimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulair . . . *thinking* Yay! I can speak Elvish fluently! Ok, so it's just memorized lines, and I've NO CLUE as to what they mean, but for publicity and other such junk, I can speak Elvish!

Arwen: Ok, the flood hasn't arrived yet . . . darn, I guess I have to say my line again . . .

Frodo : Aw shucks, lady, can you let go of me? I'm getting SQUASHED here . . . *gasps* Arwen! LET GO!
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Old 02-18-2002, 02:33 PM   #11
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Frodo with Arwen when she floods the river: *thinking* Ahh Guiness really is good for you, I have b- waited long enough!
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Old 02-18-2002, 07:37 PM   #12
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One of the non-speaking extras at the council, thinking: "Why is this called a council if only four people talk?? Nothing like this to bring down an actor's self-esteem. I finished five years of acting school for this? Crimony..."

The orcs strewn about Boromir and a few still running at him, thinking "run, be slain, fall... run, be slain, fall... I can do this."

Frodo puts on the ring the third time to escape from Boromir, is fixated by the lidless eye then thinks "indeed, it feels as though I can be seen throughout by this unnamable power! I feel naked!"
PJ: CUT! I want that footage obliterated!
EW: Huh? [he looks down] Oh... [he turns around and a quick "zip" is heard]

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Old 02-18-2002, 10:43 PM   #13
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Nibs that last one was great! I was laughing REALLY hard at Frodo Friends Primitive Dwarves.Has anyone noticed the look on Aragorns face when Legolas says "I feel it" it's like he's saying"Ok can we go NOW". He does that alot I've noticed.

Boromir:It..It is a Gift from the enemy let us use it against him.
Aragorn:Thinking:Come on already I gotta go BAD!make note to self. Do NOT drink before going on set.
Gandalf as he grabs Merry and Pippins ears. Thinking:My Grandma had a poodle once(a contribution of Cassi Lloyd my BFF).

Gandalf as Frodo jumps on him in the cart. Gandalf thinking: Ooof Elijah what did you have for lunch today? Cement BRICKS?
Ok I KNOW that Elijah wasn't in that part of the movie, but oh well.

Elijah as he jumps for the raft on the Brandywine. thinkingont miss Elijah DONT YOU MISS!Dont miss!*hits the boat but his foot starts floating down stream*Says: Damnit. *Laughing is heard from the other cast and crew*
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Old 02-19-2002, 01:20 AM   #14
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When Sam sinks in the water to try to follow Frodo...
Frodo:"Sam!" *thinking*Ye man of little feet!
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Old 02-19-2002, 03:05 AM   #15
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After Arwen says all the Elvish stuff and the water washes away the Nazgul: *thinking* whoops...that wasn't right!!! All those years at elvish school and I still cant do it right....wait....what's the elvish word for fire???
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Old 02-19-2002, 04:11 AM   #16
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Elrond, when he is talking to Gandalf about The Ring, and what is to become of Middle-earth without the elves:
*Humans are a virus...wait, wrong movie! But it's still the same idea, right?*

and at some point when he is talking to Frodo, could be anywhere: *Mr. Frodo. You seem to have been leading two lives. One, as a peaceful hobbit of the Shire. The other, the bearer of a dangerous magical ring. One of these lives has a future. The other does not. Mwahahaha...oh, you mean I'm supposed to be the good guy here?*
Well, that's all I can think of for now....
BTW, I've fallen off my chair about 5 times now, reading these!
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Old 02-19-2002, 04:22 AM   #17
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Quote:
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Elrond, when he is talking to Gandalf about The Ring, and what is to become of Middle-earth without the elves:
*Humans are a virus...wait, wrong movie! But it's still the same idea, right?*
hehe!!!

Quote:
BTW, I've fallen off my chair about 5 times now, reading these!
I do that ALOT!!!
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Old 02-19-2002, 05:01 AM   #18
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Eruviel Greenleaf and Evenstar

you guys sure have unsturdy rockers...

what am I saying ROFL I guess I do too

Bill the pony just before leaving the Fellowship in Moria
*thinking* just you wait, Meriadoc and Peregrin. Think you're so important? You're next on their chopped-liver list. Mwahahahaha!
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Elrond: You Shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.
<thinking> Won't these weird people go now?

After the Fellowship has left Rivendell...
Elrond: And this place shall be called Priscilla, Queen of the Misty Mountains, Hit it Girls! <thinking> I love the night life, I like to boogie...on the disco.. ahhhhh..ohyeah..
Mama mia, here I go again, My My...I will never let you go
Mama mia, here I go again, My My...I will never let you go
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Old 02-19-2002, 05:51 AM   #20
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Gandalf "A palantir is a dangerous tool Saruman"
Thinks: Great, I get a bloody ring and he get's a palantir, it's not fair. I must write to mr Jackson and see if we can alter this bit, Gandalf the pink sounds quite fetching...
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