What would you do? heh heh heh . . . - Page 5

Rána Eressëa · 01-13-2002, 08:23 PM

Ack! He didn't say "Fool of a Rogue!"

Rána Eressëa · 01-13-2002, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gerbil
My GOD you girls have too much time on your hands

And since when was Hugo a gay voyeur? I'll never look at him in the same light again!

Well...on weekends I have plenty of time to spend! As for Hugo's "gayness"...FrodoFriend started it

*snickers evilly*

I'm kidding. I swear. *looks all innocent and cute*

Gerbil · 01-13-2002, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rogue Elf

Well...on weekends I have plenty of time to spend! As for Hugo's "gayness"...FrodoFriend started it *snickers evilly*

I'm kidding. I swear. *looks all innocent and cute*

Now I understand why your profile says you were exiled from Rivendell

AND PUT THAT SPOON DOWN.
They've finished the bath already!

bropous · 01-13-2002, 08:54 PM

Irritated by his being dragged to the cold, filthy city of London away from the comparatively cleaner environs of Shelob's Lair, bropous skips the group and makes his way to Amsterdam....

[remainder of scene omitted for content]

Rána Eressëa · 01-13-2002, 08:55 PM

*screeches heniously in a Gollum sort of way*

I wasn't exiled for that. I was exiled for shooting someone in the neck with an arrow and killing them. Maybe I should put that in there so people know.

Gerbil · 01-13-2002, 09:02 PM

Is that some kind of warning of what might happen to people who annoy you? Uh-oh!

Personally I blame the parents, although being half-elven and half-hobbit, I'm not suprised they never saw eye to eye *groan*

So go on then, what's the story? Or should I not want to ask?
I reckon you shot the person in the neck and kiled them BECAUSE they caught you sneaking a glimpse at Frodo... :P

bropous · 01-13-2002, 09:21 PM

Half-Elf and half-hobbit? Ain't that at least half-unnatural?

"Not half...."

FrodoFriend · 01-14-2002, 12:25 AM

I never said Hugo was gay! There were three girls in those bathtubs, remember . . . wait, I was one of them *shudders* Thank goodness Wayfarer intervened!

Gerbil · 01-14-2002, 12:48 AM

It was 3 GIRLS in the tubs?
Excuse me Mr Weaving, I need to make a cup of tea, but don't have anything to stir it with.
Could I borrow that spoon please?
MOST generous....

FrodoFriend · 01-14-2002, 01:03 AM

WHOA there. P'raps I should go edit that scene out . . .

Gerbil · 01-14-2002, 01:05 AM

All of a sudden I feel the urge to write my own bit of the story

Oh hang on, I've already been told off for using naughty words. Drat.
Girls, you are safe.

For now........ :P

FrodoFriend · 01-14-2002, 01:12 AM

*nervously fingers belt knife* Ha! Frodo will run you through with his magnificent Stringthing if you ever DARE . . .

Gerbil · 01-14-2002, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FrodoFriend
*nervously fingers belt knife* Ha! Frodo will run you through with his magnificent Stringthing if you ever DARE . . .

I was talking to EW just now and actually he said he'd like to read my version, cos he fancies you three girls.
Well, apart from someone who's name I didn't catch, something like PhlowduFiend or something like that, not a clue who he's talking about.

And I hope when you girls bathe you end up cleaner than Gandalf.
Whenever I saw close ups of his hands in the film I kept thinking he really should wash them more often.

FrodoFriend · 01-14-2002, 01:23 AM

*sniff* You're breaking my heart! *whimpers*

Yeah, did you notice Frodo's fingernails when he holds the Ring? All chewed and dirty. That's why they should've kept the bath scene!

It's a nice detail though, very realistic.

ragamuffin92 · 01-14-2002, 01:25 AM

It's, like, FIVE THIRTY A.M., GMT. Do you ever sleep, or do you have "L.E.S." (Lidless Eye Syndrome) ?

Gerbil · 01-14-2002, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ragamuffin92
It's, like, FIVE THIRTY A.M., GMT. Do you ever sleep, or do you have "L.E.S." (Lidless Eye Syndrome) ?

Well, I'm usually pretty nocturnal at the best of times, and can get away with it cos I'm a freelancer.
But right now I've got an urgent deadline for today (Monday) so I'm working round the clock.
Another one of those 'we brought the deadline forward a week and thought we'd only mention it the day before it's now due'.
Asses.

No sleep for Gerbil tonight it looks like, I've got to be ready to go and install my software at 8am. For those interested (IE none of you) I'm currently doing a couple of interactives for the Royal Observatory at Greenwich, London. C'est tres dull.

*yawns* That's why I was thinking of the girls in the bath, it perked me up a bit and I'm knackered!

And FrodoFriend, don't be too downhearted. I overheard Gimli saying he thought you were a bit of alright

FrodoFriend · 01-14-2002, 01:47 AM

A bit of rrrrred meat off the bone, is what I am, eh? Well, I'll show him, I'll show them all . . . heh heh heh. *strokes knife hilt lovingly*

Rána Eressëa · 01-14-2002, 07:30 AM

Ohh...so Gerbil and I both had it wrong! See at the beginning when Hugo was watching through the spoon you mentioned he saw Frodo...that's what threw us off. Sorry

Hugo's not gay after all! And, hey, I seriously never mentioned he was.

Rána Eressëa · 01-14-2002, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gerbil
Is that some kind of warning of what might happen to people who annoy you? Uh-oh!

Personally I blame the parents, although being half-elven and half-hobbit, I'm not suprised they never saw eye to eye *groan*

So go on then, what's the story? Or should I not want to ask?
I reckon you shot the person in the neck and kiled them BECAUSE they caught you sneaking a glimpse at Frodo... :P

*being serious* No. That is not a warning. See, I made up this little story based in Tolkien's world about a Half-Elfin (not Elven) named Saun, who got the name "Rogue Elf" because she was exiled. She never knew her parents, but as she grew older she never grew taller, so of course, Elves being the friendly creatures they are, began to make fun of her. One day she lost it and murdered someone for making a cruel statement about her mother (who was the Elf). Which is why she no longer dwells in Rivendell.

As for that Eye to Eye comment, don't make fun of them like that. It is not taken kindly.

And no more smartass remarks for once, okay? If you're going to reply, be serious.

aldesign · 01-14-2002, 04:03 PM

Being that i am Strider

i hope i killed a dam huge bunch of Orcies in the Subway

this storey is great, laughs all the way
keep it up girls,
oh.. and let me get my big, powerfull sword out a lot more! heheh

Oh, and nice touch that, letting me Marry Steve Tylers Daughter
Nice one!

from
a very happy aldesign

01-13-2002, 08:23 PM	#1
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Ack! He didn't say "Fool of a Rogue!" Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 01-13-2002 at 08:31 PM.

01-13-2002, 08:54 PM	#4
bropous EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMED DCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Littleton, CO Posts: 1,176	Irritated by his being dragged to the cold, filthy city of London away from the comparatively cleaner environs of Shelob's Lair, bropous skips the group and makes his way to Amsterdam.... [remainder of scene omitted for content] __________________ "...[The Lord of the Rings] is to exemplify most clearly a recurrent theme: the place in 'world politics' of the unforeseen and unforeseeable acts of will, and deeds of virtue of the apparently small, ungreat, fogotten in the places of the Wise and Great (good as well as evil). A moral of the whole (after the primary symbolism of the Ring, as the will to mere power, seeking to make itself objective by physical force and mechanism, and so also inevitably by lies) is the obvious one that without the high and noble the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless." Letters of JRR Tolkien, page 160.

01-13-2002, 09:02 PM	#6
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	Is that some kind of warning of what might happen to people who annoy you? Uh-oh! Personally I blame the parents, although being half-elven and half-hobbit, I'm not suprised they never saw eye to eye groan So go on then, what's the story? Or should I not want to ask? I reckon you shot the person in the neck and kiled them BECAUSE they caught you sneaking a glimpse at Frodo... :P __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-13-2002, 09:21 PM	#7
bropous EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMED DCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Littleton, CO Posts: 1,176	Half-Elf and half-hobbit? Ain't that at least half-unnatural? "Not half...." __________________ "...[The Lord of the Rings] is to exemplify most clearly a recurrent theme: the place in 'world politics' of the unforeseen and unforeseeable acts of will, and deeds of virtue of the apparently small, ungreat, fogotten in the places of the Wise and Great (good as well as evil). A moral of the whole (after the primary symbolism of the Ring, as the will to mere power, seeking to make itself objective by physical force and mechanism, and so also inevitably by lies) is the obvious one that without the high and noble the simple and vulgar is utterly mean; and without the simple and ordinary the noble and heroic is meaningless." Letters of JRR Tolkien, page 160.

01-14-2002, 12:25 AM	#8
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	I never said Hugo was gay! There were three girls in those bathtubs, remember . . . wait, I was one of them shudders Thank goodness Wayfarer intervened! __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-13-2002, 08:55 PM	#5
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	screeches heniously in a Gollum sort of way I wasn't exiled for that. I was exiled for shooting someone in the neck with an arrow and killing them. Maybe I should put that in there so people know.

01-14-2002, 12:48 AM	#9
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	It was 3 GIRLS in the tubs? Excuse me Mr Weaving, I need to make a cup of tea, but don't have anything to stir it with. Could I borrow that spoon please? MOST generous.... __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-14-2002, 01:03 AM	#10
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	WHOA there. P'raps I should go edit that scene out . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-14-2002, 01:05 AM	#11
Gerbil Elf Lord Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 797	All of a sudden I feel the urge to write my own bit of the story Oh hang on, I've already been told off for using naughty words. Drat. Girls, you are safe. For now........ :P __________________ Gerbil gerbil@theburrow.co.uk

01-14-2002, 01:12 AM	#12
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	nervously fingers belt knife Ha! Frodo will run you through with his magnificent Stringthing if you ever DARE . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-14-2002, 01:23 AM	#14
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	sniff You're breaking my heart! whimpers Yeah, did you notice Frodo's fingernails when he holds the Ring? All chewed and dirty. That's why they should've kept the bath scene! It's a nice detail though, very realistic. __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-14-2002, 01:25 AM	#15
ragamuffin92 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: New York State Posts: 309	Uhhhh, Gerbil... It's, like, FIVE THIRTY A.M., GMT. Do you ever sleep, or do you have "L.E.S." (Lidless Eye Syndrome) ?

01-14-2002, 01:47 AM	#17
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	A bit of rrrrred meat off the bone, is what I am, eh? Well, I'll show him, I'll show them all . . . heh heh heh. strokes knife hilt lovingly __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears

01-14-2002, 07:30 AM	#18
Rána Eressëa The Rogue Elf Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,722	Ohh...so Gerbil and I both had it wrong! See at the beginning when Hugo was watching through the spoon you mentioned he saw Frodo...that's what threw us off. Sorry Hugo's not gay after all! And, hey, I seriously never mentioned he was. Last edited by Rána Eressëa : 01-14-2002 at 07:32 AM.

01-14-2002, 04:03 PM	#20
aldesign Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Uk Posts: 447	Being that i am Strider i hope i killed a dam huge bunch of Orcies in the Subway this storey is great, laughs all the way keep it up girls, oh.. and let me get my big, powerfull sword out a lot more! heheh Oh, and nice touch that, letting me Marry Steve Tylers Daughter Nice one! from a very happy aldesign