Ask Gollum

[Elessar the Elfstone]

This is acctually in the Harry Potter section as an ask Snape collum and I thought it was Gr8 so I decided to take it upon myself to start an ask gollum one.

what you do is someone posts a question or letter for gollum or smegol and then another person posts gollum's answer so it may go something like this:

someone would post a question:
To Gollum

my friend thinks you have a funny voice

from ellesar

another poster would quote this question and answer it like this:



Gollum: what do you mean preciouses we do not have a funny voicessss precious

Smegol: we do a little bit preciousess

Gollum: we do notsses we do notsses precious, tell your friendsesss that she is a stupid fat hobbit preciousses

etc etc etc

what do people think I will post a starter question for gollum, someone else answer it!