The Chronicals of Harry Potter: A joke

[klatukatt]

( Movies that better describe the books than the actual titles )

Book 1: Harry Potter and "Clueless"
Audience reaction: We get that he doesn't get it.

Book 2: Harry Potter and "Shock and Awe"
Audience reaction: Didn't he get enough attention in the last book without now being called a killer?

Book 3: Harry Potter "Family Values"
Audience reaction: Aw look! Backstory! But, isn't he sick of being doted on yet?

Book 4: Harry Potter and the "Death Race 2000"
Audience reaction: He is so totally dead. Oh wait, we have three more books to get through.

Book 5: Harry Potter, "I was a teenage [Angst Monkey]"
Audience reaction: What the hell is he screaming at?

Book 6: Harry Potter and the "Desparate Teenage Lovedolls"
Audience reaction: Where did all the homosexuals go?

Book 7: "[Harry Potter] Strikes Back"
Audience reaction: Oh look, he's tripping out on power.


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