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FrodoFriend · 01-03-2002, 01:21 AM

What would you do if you met the actor who plays your favorite LotR character walking on the street one day?
Here's my scenario:

Me: Frodo!! O great glory and splendour!! It's Frodo Baggins!
Elijah Wood: Oh well, it's nice to be recognized but actually my name's Elijah Wood.
Me: Frodo speaks!! Frodo speaks!! Speech, speech!
EW: Er, yes, well . . .
Me: But you're so tall!! Have you been drinking Ent-draughts??
EW: No, I'm not a hobbit!
Me: Not Ent-draughts after all, he's been into the old Winyards!! *starts pawing EW and attempting to remove his shirt* Can I see your mithril coat?
EW: Ahhh!! Help! Bodyguards! *tries to run*
Me: Oh no you don't! *lassos EW with an elven-rope* I have plans for you . . . *starts dragging EW to secret lair*
EW: Help!! Help!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!!
Me: Mwa ha ha ha . . .

(Later, at secret lair)
EW: Orlando! Viggo! Billy! Dominic! Sean! She got you too?!
Guys: Elijah!
Me: Now . . . DANCE!!
Orlando: Please, can't we just give you our autographs?
Me: No! (irritably) Dance, slaves!!!
Guys: *sigh* Yes, O Mistress Supreme.
(Dancing . . . dancing . . .)
Me: Now . . . STRIP!!
Guys: *stare in horror*
Me: Just kidding. I wouldn't go that far.

Hee hee hee . . .

01-03-2002, 01:21 AM	#1
FrodoFriend Halfwitted Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Eryn Vorn Posts: 1,659	What would you do? heh heh heh . . . What would you do if you met the actor who plays your favorite LotR character walking on the street one day? Here's my scenario: Me: Frodo!! O great glory and splendour!! It's Frodo Baggins! Elijah Wood: Oh well, it's nice to be recognized but actually my name's Elijah Wood. Me: Frodo speaks!! Frodo speaks!! Speech, speech! EW: Er, yes, well . . . Me: But you're so tall!! Have you been drinking Ent-draughts?? EW: No, I'm not a hobbit! Me: Not Ent-draughts after all, he's been into the old Winyards!! starts pawing EW and attempting to remove his shirt Can I see your mithril coat? EW: Ahhh!! Help! Bodyguards! tries to run Me: Oh no you don't! lassos EW with an elven-rope I have plans for you . . . starts dragging EW to secret lair EW: Help!! Help!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!! Me: Mwa ha ha ha . . . (Later, at secret lair) EW: Orlando! Viggo! Billy! Dominic! Sean! She got you too?! Guys: Elijah! Me: Now . . . DANCE!! Orlando: Please, can't we just give you our autographs? Me: No! (irritably) Dance, slaves!!! Guys: sigh Yes, O Mistress Supreme. (Dancing . . . dancing . . .) Me: Now . . . STRIP!! Guys: stare in horror Me: Just kidding. I wouldn't go that far. Hee hee hee . . . __________________ Fingolfin lives! ... in my finger! The Crossroads of Arda - Warning. Halfwit content. Not appropriate for people with IQ of over 18. The Fellowship of the Message Board Nyáréonié - The Tale of Tears Last edited by FrodoFriend : 01-03-2002 at 01:56 AM.