My Apology to JK Rowling

hectorberlioz · 08-06-2007, 09:52 PM

I hereby apologize to JK Rowling for my unfounded accusations, and ignorant diatribes about her books. If she wanted me to kiss her feet, I would. I am correcting my errors by reading her books.

Thank You

***Tessar*** · 08-06-2007, 10:12 PM

I'm sure Mrs. Rowling accepts your apology with the greatest of grace, showing her good breeding.

As for the rest of us, let me just say: *THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHP!!!!* HAH! Told ya so!

hectorberlioz · 08-06-2007, 10:54 PM

I didnt apologize you hear you speak, Tessar

Lady Ravyn · 08-06-2007, 11:02 PM

i know several people hwo ar epretty mcuh doing the same thing right about now...
reading the books after havign proclaimed them un worthy for one reason or another.

how far are you and what think you so far, hector?

***Tessar*** · 08-06-2007, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hectorberlioz

I didn't apologize to hear you speak, Tessar.

Although you are a sexy beast.

Tessar has no reason to speak.

Tessar -needs- no reason to speak.

Tessar. Will. SPEAK. o(>.<)O SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Tessar has also corrected your syntactical (!!) errors and added on the second sentence that you forgot to write.

hectorberlioz · 08-06-2007, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Ravyn

i know several people hwo ar epretty mcuh doing the same thing right about now...
reading the books after havign proclaimed them un worthy for one reason or another.

how far are you and what think you so far, hector?

I haven't uh...started yet, as far as reading goes. I'm still in penitental mode

hectorberlioz · 08-06-2007, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

Tessar has no reason to speak.

Got that right

Quote:

Tessar -needs- no reason to speak.

Of course not

Quote:

Tessar has also corrected your syntactical (!!) errors and added on the second sentence that you forgot to write. Which was "I, Hector, am the god of Entmoot, and Tessar shall acknowledge this."

***Tessar*** · 08-07-2007, 01:13 AM

You're so childish.

Stop sinking to my level

.

caboose007 · 08-07-2007, 07:46 AM

lol this thread turned into a power trip for both Tessar and Hector

. I WANNA JOIN THE POWER TRIP!

I AM CABOOSE, GOD OF SARCASM AND ANNOYANCE! BOW BEFORE ME!

... thats better

Lady Ravyn · 08-07-2007, 12:55 PM

you canNOT be the god of sarcasm-
i'm already teh godDESS of sarcasm! so the mantle has been taken!
i'm also the Official queen of Everything(tm), and so i trump all of you and any who post after this!

and you can't repent until you've actually begun the books! what if you start and realize that, in your opinion (though it'd be mighty wrong) that there was no reason to repent?! you'd have to have this whole dramatic retraction and everyone would be confused and no one would forget it anyway...
kinda like britney spears' anullment of her 'first marriage'....

lol

katya · 08-07-2007, 11:11 PM

i know the feeling, Hector. I had to do the same thing with Dragonball Z. Had to make my way back to that chat room.... 'course by then there was only 2 people there and they didn't understand it at all... and DBZ is kind of silly after all....

I'm just reading the books now too. They're better than I remembered.

i read for 5 hours straight today.

brownjenkins · 08-08-2007, 12:55 AM

I've been reading them myself and enjoying them. She's no master of prose, but then, neither was Tolkien. And while some continuity and plot points bug me from time to time, I love the characters, which is enough for a good read.

inked · 10-20-2007, 12:32 AM

Hey, have you finished yet BJ?

brownjenkins · 10-22-2007, 07:37 AM

I got sidetracked... but will get back to it!

hectorberlioz · 06-30-2009, 09:36 PM

So...I finally did ream them, and I loved them

. Still do love them, in fact. (Why did they have to end?!!!

).

Fav character: Harry
Character that everyone loves because they think it's cool to like him, but I don't: Snape
2nd favorite character: Hermione
Fav book: #6

**Mari** · 07-01-2009, 04:10 PM

Hehe, yay. How did you like the final pages of #7?

I still say Neville is best and Snape is 2nd best. Harry is overrated and so is Draco.
Best book has got to be 1.
So there

***Tessar*** · 07-01-2009, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mari

I still say Neville is best ...... Harry is overrated and so is Draco.

Please marry me.

**Mari** · 07-01-2009, 05:07 PM

Hehe, sure. Do you think we could get Rowling as our best... well, not man obviously.

hectorberlioz · 07-01-2009, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tessar

Please marry me.

Hey!

*punches Tessar in the larynx*

And by the way, Neville WAS great. But Snape...he's so for the fangirls

Harry was not overrated. He's the main character, so of course everyone is going to say that.

*becomes infantile in the process of protecting his good taste*

**Mari** · 07-02-2009, 04:23 AM

Harry turned into an annoying whining little brat who wouldn't listen to his friends and thought he knew all and just because all turned out well in the end (somewhat) people think he's great. Maybe things would have gone far better if Neville had been sought out by Voldemort rather than Harry... *is poking

*

08-06-2007, 09:52 PM	#1
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	My Apology to JK Rowling I hereby apologize to JK Rowling for my unfounded accusations, and ignorant diatribes about her books. If she wanted me to kiss her feet, I would. I am correcting my errors by reading her books. Thank You __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

08-06-2007, 10:54 PM	#3
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	I didnt apologize you hear you speak, Tessar __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

08-06-2007, 11:02 PM	#4
Lady Ravyn Thief Queen of Entmoot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly... Posts: 1,060	i know several people hwo ar epretty mcuh doing the same thing right about now... reading the books after havign proclaimed them un worthy for one reason or another. how far are you and what think you so far, hector? __________________ smooch Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical.

08-07-2007, 07:46 AM	#9
caboose007 Sapling Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: England Posts: 10	lol this thread turned into a power trip for both Tessar and Hector . I WANNA JOIN THE POWER TRIP! I AM CABOOSE, GOD OF SARCASM AND ANNOYANCE! BOW BEFORE ME! ... thats better __________________ A Few Quotes Of Caboose: I Can't Feel My Torso! I Feeel Dizzzzy!!! Collapses My Name Is Michael J Caboose And I... Hate... BABIES Running Running RUNNING!!!

08-07-2007, 12:55 PM	#10
Lady Ravyn Thief Queen of Entmoot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly... Posts: 1,060	you canNOT be the god of sarcasm- i'm already teh godDESS of sarcasm! so the mantle has been taken! i'm also the Official queen of Everything(tm), and so i trump all of you and any who post after this! and you can't repent until you've actually begun the books! what if you start and realize that, in your opinion (though it'd be mighty wrong) that there was no reason to repent?! you'd have to have this whole dramatic retraction and everyone would be confused and no one would forget it anyway... kinda like britney spears' anullment of her 'first marriage'.... lol __________________ smooch Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical.

08-06-2007, 10:12 PM	#2
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	I'm sure Mrs. Rowling accepts your apology with the greatest of grace, showing her good breeding. As for the rest of us, let me just say: THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHP!!!! HAH! Told ya so!

08-07-2007, 01:13 AM	#8
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	You're so childish. Stop sinking to my level .

08-07-2007, 11:11 PM	#11
katya Elven Maiden Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,309	i know the feeling, Hector. I had to do the same thing with Dragonball Z. Had to make my way back to that chat room.... 'course by then there was only 2 people there and they didn't understand it at all... and DBZ is kind of silly after all.... I'm just reading the books now too. They're better than I remembered. i read for 5 hours straight today.

08-08-2007, 12:55 AM	#12
brownjenkins Advocatus Diaboli Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reality Posts: 3,767	I've been reading them myself and enjoying them. She's no master of prose, but then, neither was Tolkien. And while some continuity and plot points bug me from time to time, I love the characters, which is enough for a good read. __________________ Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

10-20-2007, 12:32 AM	#13
inked Elf Lord Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: sikeston, MO, usa, earth, sol Posts: 3,114	Hey, have you finished yet BJ? __________________ Inked "Aslan is not a tame lion." CSL/LWW "The new school [acts] as if it required...courage to say a blasphemy. There is only one thing that requires real courage to say, and that is a truism." GK Chesterton "And there is always the danger of allowing people to suppose that our modern times are so wholly unlike any other times that the fundamental facts about man's nature have wholly changed with changing circumstances." Dorothy L. Sayers, 1 Sept. 1941

10-22-2007, 07:37 AM	#14
brownjenkins Advocatus Diaboli Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Reality Posts: 3,767	I got sidetracked... but will get back to it! __________________ Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.

06-30-2009, 09:36 PM	#15
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	So...I finally did ream them, and I loved them . Still do love them, in fact. (Why did they have to end?!!! ). Fav character: Harry Character that everyone loves because they think it's cool to like him, but I don't: Snape 2nd favorite character: Hermione Fav book: #6 __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide Last edited by hectorberlioz : 06-30-2009 at 09:37 PM.

07-01-2009, 04:10 PM	#16
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Hehe, yay. How did you like the final pages of #7? I still say Neville is best and Snape is 2nd best. Harry is overrated and so is Draco. Best book has got to be 1. So there __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

07-01-2009, 05:07 PM	#18
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Hehe, sure. Do you think we could get Rowling as our best... well, not man obviously. __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

07-02-2009, 04:23 AM	#20
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Harry turned into an annoying whining little brat who wouldn't listen to his friends and thought he knew all and just because all turned out well in the end (somewhat) people think he's great. Maybe things would have gone far better if Neville had been sought out by Voldemort rather than Harry... is poking __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

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