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04-08-2006, 09:32 PM
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Entmoot's Drunken Uncle
Join Date: May 2005
Location: ghost
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The Chronicals of Harry Potter: A joke
( Movies that better describe the books than the actual titles )
Book 1: Harry Potter and "Clueless" Audience reaction: We get that he doesn't get it. Book 2: Harry Potter and "Shock and Awe" Audience reaction: Didn't he get enough attention in the last book without now being called a killer? Book 3: Harry Potter "Family Values" Audience reaction: Aw look! Backstory! But, isn't he sick of being doted on yet? Book 4: Harry Potter and the "Death Race 2000" Audience reaction: He is so totally dead. Oh wait, we have three more books to get through. Book 5: Harry Potter, "I was a teenage [Angst Monkey]" Audience reaction: What the hell is he screaming at? Book 6: Harry Potter and the "Desparate Teenage Lovedolls" Audience reaction: Where did all the homosexuals go? Book 7: "[Harry Potter] Strikes Back" Audience reaction: Oh look, he's tripping out on power. good night and good luck |
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06-18-2008, 12:08 AM
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Kraken King
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Under the sea
Posts: 2,714
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Ho-lee-crap, why wasnt this published?
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One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons |
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