The New Darth...

06-25-2001, 12:01 AM

Thanks to a spy, who is working on Star Wars Episode II I have learned that the new Sith Lord will be none other than . . . DARTH JAR JAR!!!! Think about it. Everybody hates him already, and Star Wars is missing an important plot piece, the incompetent yet still somehow wins bad guy. It would be perfect.

"Yousa blowa up my Star Destroya! How wude!"-Darth Jar Jar

06-25-2001, 02:16 AM

No, the new Darth is Darth Kimball. This was confirmed ages ago. He has special gloves formed from the Kyber Crystal that allow him to hold his yellow lightsaber by the blade, and attack his foes by bonking them on the head with the handle.

06-25-2001, 10:17 PM

Sounds cool.

06-25-2001, 12:01 AM	#1
webwizard333 Guest Posts: n/a	The New Darth... Thanks to a spy, who is working on Star Wars Episode II I have learned that the new Sith Lord will be none other than . . . DARTH JAR JAR!!!! Think about it. Everybody hates him already, and Star Wars is missing an important plot piece, the incompetent yet still somehow wins bad guy. It would be perfect. "Yousa blowa up my Star Destroya! How wude!"-Darth Jar Jar

06-25-2001, 02:16 AM	#2
IronParrot Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The New Darth... No, the new Darth is Darth Kimball. This was confirmed ages ago. He has special gloves formed from the Kyber Crystal that allow him to hold his yellow lightsaber by the blade, and attack his foes by bonking them on the head with the handle.

06-25-2001, 10:17 PM	#3
gdl96 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The New Darth... Sounds cool.

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