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Old 07-01-2005, 04:52 PM   #1
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Most of us agree that the LOTR movies aren't as good as the books but it could have been worse, for example it could have gone this way:

"The lord of the sticks" (All the people are stick figures)
Exerpt: (Moria)

Aragorn:Why didn't frodo split in half?
Gandalf:He got stuck with a spear, why would he split in half?
Aragorn:We're sticks, a swiss army knife could split us in half!

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Old 07-02-2005, 11:08 AM   #2
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Another example of a strange (pretend) LOTR movie:

Lord of the Cats (LOTR with cats)
Aragorn:Meow?
Gandalf:Meow.
Frodo:...zzz...
Gandalf:Meow? Meow!
Frodo:...zzz-Meow?
Gandalf:MEOW!!!
Frodo:EEE!!!
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Old 07-02-2005, 12:28 PM   #3
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Most of us agree that the LOTR movies aren't as good as the books but it could have been worse, for example it could have gone this way:

"The lord of the sticks" (All the people are stick figures)
Exerpt: (Moria)

Aragorn:Why didn't frodo split in half?
Gandalf:He got stuck with a spear, why would he split in half?
Aragorn:We're sticks, a swiss army knife could split us in half!

Post your own ideas for real pityful LOTR movies
They could have given a ton of money and resources to a director. Then have him . . . (nevermind, I just reread the topic. )

The entire LOTR done in color overed live animation. (as in Bakshi's version of LOTR)

Claymation could be either bad or good depending how the project was handled.
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Old 07-03-2005, 07:48 AM   #4
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They could have given a ton of money and resources to a director. Then have him . . . (nevermind, I just reread the topic. )

The entire LOTR done in color overed live animation. (as in Bakshi's version of LOTR)

Claymation could be either bad or good depending how the project was handled.
Why does no one even try?
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Because MAYbe they aren't able to get studio backing for their ideas on how a movie should be made. Just a guess. Artists and visionaries are always battling money and commerce.
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The Ford of the Rings:
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The Ford of the Rings:
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Han Sauron---Harrison Ford
That would've been sweet.
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The Ford of the Rings:
Credits:
Indy Baggins---Harrison Ford
Han Sauron---Harrison Ford
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"LOTR X" (LOTR with animay)

Frodo:How does this ring work? Any why is the hair on my feet so spikey?
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