Worse ways it could of happened...

me9996 · 07-01-2005, 04:52 PM

Most of us agree that the LOTR movies aren't as good as the books but it could have been worse, for example it could have gone this way:

"The lord of the sticks" (All the people are stick figures)
Exerpt: (Moria)

Aragorn:Why didn't frodo split in half?
Gandalf:He got stuck with a spear, why would he split in half?
Aragorn:We're sticks, a swiss army knife could split us in half!

Post your own ideas for real pityful LOTR movies

me9996 · 07-02-2005, 11:08 AM

Another example of a strange (pretend) LOTR movie:

Lord of the Cats (LOTR with cats)
Aragorn:Meow?
Gandalf:Meow.
Frodo:...zzz...
Gandalf:Meow? Meow!
Frodo:...zzz-Meow?
Gandalf:MEOW!!!
Frodo:EEE!!!

mithrand1r · 07-02-2005, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Most of us agree that the LOTR movies aren't as good as the books but it could have been worse, for example it could have gone this way:

"The lord of the sticks" (All the people are stick figures)
Exerpt: (Moria)

Aragorn:Why didn't frodo split in half?
Gandalf:He got stuck with a spear, why would he split in half?
Aragorn:We're sticks, a swiss army knife could split us in half!

Post your own ideas for real pityful LOTR movies

They could have given a ton of money and resources to a director. Then have him . . . (nevermind, I just reread the topic.

)

The entire LOTR done in color overed live animation. (as in Bakshi's version of LOTR)

Claymation could be either bad or good depending how the project was handled.

me9996 · 07-03-2005, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mithrand1r

They could have given a ton of money and resources to a director. Then have him . . . (nevermind, I just reread the topic.

)

The entire LOTR done in color overed live animation. (as in Bakshi's version of LOTR)

Claymation could be either bad or good depending how the project was handled.

Why does no one even try?

Lotesse · 07-11-2005, 11:09 PM

Because MAYbe they aren't able to get studio backing for their ideas on how a movie should be made. Just a guess. Artists and visionaries are always battling money and commerce.

trolls' bane · 07-12-2005, 12:57 AM

The Ford of the Rings:
Credits:
Indy Baggins---Harrison Ford
Han Sauron---Harrison Ford

Aragorn · 07-12-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

The Ford of the Rings:
Credits:
Indy Baggins---Harrison Ford
Han Sauron---Harrison Ford

That would've been sweet.

trolls' bane · 07-12-2005, 02:31 PM

Wow, and I was goign to delete that and put never mind. I thought that was a poor joke, but I guess it would be interesting to see a 4-foot Harrison.

Spock · 07-12-2005, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

One Spoon to rule them all, one spoon to find them
One Spoon to bring them all, and in the darkness stir them

This is going into my lotr humor reference files; great!

trolls' bane · 07-12-2005, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spock

This is going into my lotr humor reference files; great!

Don't look at me, it was made up by LCOU and perfected by Nurv, TD, myself, and a few others.

me9996 · 07-13-2005, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

The Ford of the Rings:
Credits:
Indy Baggins---Harrison Ford
Han Sauron---Harrison Ford

Someone else seems to like this thread...

"LOTR X" (LOTR with animay)

Frodo:How does this ring work? Any why is the hair on my feet so spikey?

Tree Dweller · 07-13-2005, 05:07 PM

It makes me shudder to think of this, but Lord of the Rings as a MUSICAL!

(though it may have been done already)

trolls' bane · 07-13-2005, 05:10 PM

That would be interesting...

Baby steps to 90 seconds......Baby steps to 90 seconds......baby steps to 90 seconds...(yes, like "What About Bob?".

Lotesse · 07-13-2005, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trolls' bane

That would be interesting...

Baby steps to 90 seconds......Baby steps to 90 seconds......baby steps to 90 seconds...(yes, like "What About Bob?".

I KNOW, huh!!

That's hilarious!

trolls' bane · 07-13-2005, 05:15 PM

The musical, or the movie, "What About Bob?" ?
The baby steps was about that evil 90 second rule.

Tree Dweller · 07-14-2005, 12:06 AM

want to apologize for bringing up the musical....I just now saw the whole topic devoted to it

*just now finding my way around*

Lotesse · 07-14-2005, 12:14 AM

Hi, welcome, Tree Dweller! I just noticed how new you are.

Lotesse · 07-14-2005, 12:16 AM

AAAAGHHHH! Baby steps to 90 seconds, baby steps to 90 seconds...

rohirrim TR · 08-11-2005, 05:25 PM

The lord of the beans
one bean to rule them all

ahhh!

wait thats not a joke its for real ahhhhhhhh!!!

Andúril · 08-11-2005, 06:06 PM

Dude, Where's My Ring?

The gaylord Sauron scours Middle-earth for his Precious while a group of homosexually inclined adventurers set out on a quest to destroy Sauron's ring.

07-11-2005, 11:09 PM	#5
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Because MAYbe they aren't able to get studio backing for their ideas on how a movie should be made. Just a guess. Artists and visionaries are always battling money and commerce. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

07-12-2005, 12:57 AM	#6
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	The Ford of the Rings: Credits: Indy Baggins---Harrison Ford Han Sauron---Harrison Ford __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

07-12-2005, 02:31 PM	#8
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Wow, and I was goign to delete that and put never mind. I thought that was a poor joke, but I guess it would be interesting to see a 4-foot Harrison. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

07-13-2005, 05:07 PM	#12
Tree Dweller Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The bulls-eye for recent hurricanes, but I still love these white sands....nothing compares. Posts: 129	It makes me shudder to think of this, but Lord of the Rings as a MUSICAL! (though it may have been done already) __________________ ------------------------------------------- Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. C. S. Lewis ------------------------------------------- I always liked going South, somehow it feels like going downhill. Treebeard ------------------------------------------- ~~Diary of a Beach Bum~~

07-13-2005, 05:10 PM	#13
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	That would be interesting... Baby steps to 90 seconds......Baby steps to 90 seconds......baby steps to 90 seconds...(yes, like "What About Bob?". __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

07-13-2005, 05:15 PM	#15
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	The musical, or the movie, "What About Bob?" ? The baby steps was about that evil 90 second rule. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

07-14-2005, 12:06 AM	#16
Tree Dweller Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The bulls-eye for recent hurricanes, but I still love these white sands....nothing compares. Posts: 129	want to apologize for bringing up the musical....I just now saw the whole topic devoted to it just now finding my way around __________________ ------------------------------------------- Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see. C. S. Lewis ------------------------------------------- I always liked going South, somehow it feels like going downhill. Treebeard ------------------------------------------- ~~Diary of a Beach Bum~~

07-14-2005, 12:14 AM	#17
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	Hi, welcome, Tree Dweller! I just noticed how new you are. __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

07-14-2005, 12:16 AM	#18
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	AAAAGHHHH! Baby steps to 90 seconds, baby steps to 90 seconds... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

08-11-2005, 06:06 PM	#20
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Dude, Where's My Ring? The gaylord Sauron scours Middle-earth for his Precious while a group of homosexually inclined adventurers set out on a quest to destroy Sauron's ring.

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