An urban LOTR

[afro-elf]

first it wouldn't be a gold ring it it be a really big gold chain

pipe weed would just be weed

the nazgul would cops

Gandalf would be rastafarian

pippin would be pimpin'

Gandalf wouldn't say "you damn fool of a took"

he would say "you dumb mother!@#$%^"

ShadowFax would come with speakers so load that he vibrates

when elves meet instead of "a star shines upon our meeting"

they would say 'Wad'up my niggah"

denethor would refer to Aragorn as an "ippity nothern black"

Dwarves would think that Elves are "house niggahs"

Elves would think that dwarves are " street"

all the bad guys would be white

Eowyn would be a rough neck

sam would be tom as in uncle tom