Quest for wine

Garina · 05-23-2002, 10:26 AM

Ok, there is a similar thread in the General Messages forum, but we decided that the quest belonged in the RPG forum, and general weirdness could stay where it is.

As I am a lowly crew member, I await the posts of Captain Eruviel, First mate Elfmaster XK, Bard Arathorn, Spiritual Guide Anduril, or anyone else that wants to post!

I would have waited for someone else to start this, but I am bored!

Garina · 05-23-2002, 12:26 PM

So far, I think we have sailed to India and are awaiting instructions as to the location of the wine.

*goes to find dwaaarrrrrvish ale*

Wulažg · 05-23-2002, 12:38 PM

Hey, you forgot me! Look back to page 8 or 9 in the original general messages thread. Hmmph. I think I'm half elf half orc. Ah well. We have to figure out WHERE to go for teh wine.

We have traveled hard, questing for our wine. We embarked for India but soon were overtaken by rabid potential crew members such as myself. We were then overtaken by silliness and a Trolkienite ship. I, Wulaug, was launched by Tano's catapult to the other ship. I fought valiantly but Anduril saved me anyway. He also found a Sceptre of something, only he is sure. We then were attacked by a giant squid but Arathorn sacrificed himself and swam all the way to land to watch Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. The squid followed. After much silliness, we all decided that his was the wise choice and proceeded to land and watch AotC for two weeks straight. We emerged and went to India with no further troubles, but our commanding officers have abandoned us and have not told us where the wine is!! What are we to do but wait for EXK or Anduril or EG or Arathorn?

Alas!!

at least BoP hasn't found me yet... my toes are rather sensitive...

Garina · 05-23-2002, 12:56 PM

I apologise. How stupid of me!!! She threatened to eat your toes too!

Elfmaster XK · 05-23-2002, 01:05 PM

E XK - Anduril! Anduril! I call thee! Where shall we go in search of wine? Perhaps the brewery? Or is that too plain and stupid of me. Direct us oh spiritual (...) guide!

BoP - Couldn't you just say 'which way?'

E XK - *glares* Bite me! *BoP gets funny glaze in eyes* UH-OH!!!

BeardofPants · 05-23-2002, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Wulažg
at least BoP hasn't found me yet... my toes are rather sensitive...

Sensitive, you say? Bring 'em on! Phroar baby, hubba hubba.

Shut up and gimme your toes. Or your pants, it's your choice.

Quote:

E XK - *glares* Bite me! *BoP gets funny glaze in eyes* UH-OH!!!

You know my ears start tingling when you say that.

*CHOMP!*

Garina · 05-23-2002, 04:32 PM

Can't I just temporarily pacify you with peanut M&Ms?

Where is the captain???

***Earniel*** · 05-23-2002, 05:43 PM

Eärniel, constantly forgotten crewwoman, official ship's sulker and obligatory sea elf reports for duty

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-23-2002, 10:41 PM

The Captain is here!!!

And we are in India, or at least anchored near India. . .

Glad you're here, Sea Elf Earniel!

And while we await the other needed crew members, I say we drink some. . .

Dwaaaaaaaaaarvish ale!!! and cider and rum and wine and vodka.

Garina · 05-24-2002, 02:59 AM

hehehehehehehehehehehehhehe

I like dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrrvish ale!!!!!!!

*Passes round cheesecake*

*mutters under breath*Stupid 90 second rule! Hates it forever, we does!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 03:03 AM

Yay, cheesecake!

Elfmaster, where should we look for the wine, once the others arrive?

Stupid 90 second rule. . .

Andúril · 05-24-2002, 03:19 AM

Never fear, Anduril is here.

Now, as the spiritual guide, it is mine duty to answer such questions as are put forth to me. Such a question would be:

Quote:

Where shall we go in search of wine?

The answer is simple. It has to do with cause and effect. Anyway, the answer is..............40km north of our current location. That pretty much sums it up. Another question might be:

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Perhaps the brewery?

The answer is no. Not the brewery. That's way too simple, okay? Not the brewery.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 03:25 AM

Then we sail north! After some cheesecake and wine, of course

BeardofPants · 05-24-2002, 03:29 AM

And feather flinging toe sucking finger licking fun.

Where's my spoon? Who's nicked my special spoon of glorious spoonism?

Garina · 05-24-2002, 03:29 AM

Onwards, ever onwards, we sail in search of wine.

Mmmmmmmmm cheesecake!

There is a strange chill in the atmosphere, Captain. I think trouble's ahead.
(How melodramatic can I get?

)

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 03:35 AM

(ooh, melodrama!

)

I see trouble ahead! It's some sea monster or something. . .maybe if we threw pillows at it and fed it cheesecake and wine, it would leave us alone!

Garina · 05-24-2002, 03:41 AM

Somehow I doubt it!

Where did Tano's catapult go?
Maybe BoP could threaten to eat it's toes and it would run away.

Ok, I'm reaching!

Maybe you should put the crew on full alert, Captain Eruviel!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 03:44 AM

All hands on deck! There's trouble ahead!

*looks at the 'trouble' through a spyglass*

Oh, it's another giant squid. How boring. How passe. Well, maybe we'll get calamari this time!

Garina · 05-24-2002, 04:00 AM

How are we going to deal with the giant squid, oh Captain?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 05-24-2002, 04:12 AM

*diabolical grin*

Why, with the catapult, of course!

And then we're going to use the catapult on the 90 second rule. . .

05-23-2002, 10:26 AM	#1
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Quest for wine Ok, there is a similar thread in the General Messages forum, but we decided that the quest belonged in the RPG forum, and general weirdness could stay where it is. As I am a lowly crew member, I await the posts of Captain Eruviel, First mate Elfmaster XK, Bard Arathorn, Spiritual Guide Anduril, or anyone else that wants to post! I would have waited for someone else to start this, but I am bored! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 12:26 PM	#2
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	So far, I think we have sailed to India and are awaiting instructions as to the location of the wine. goes to find dwaaarrrrrvish ale __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 12:38 PM	#3
Wulažg Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Naperville, IL Posts: 306	Hey, you forgot me! Look back to page 8 or 9 in the original general messages thread. Hmmph. I think I'm half elf half orc. Ah well. We have to figure out WHERE to go for teh wine. We have traveled hard, questing for our wine. We embarked for India but soon were overtaken by rabid potential crew members such as myself. We were then overtaken by silliness and a Trolkienite ship. I, Wulaug, was launched by Tano's catapult to the other ship. I fought valiantly but Anduril saved me anyway. He also found a Sceptre of something, only he is sure. We then were attacked by a giant squid but Arathorn sacrificed himself and swam all the way to land to watch Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. The squid followed. After much silliness, we all decided that his was the wise choice and proceeded to land and watch AotC for two weeks straight. We emerged and went to India with no further troubles, but our commanding officers have abandoned us and have not told us where the wine is!! What are we to do but wait for EXK or Anduril or EG or Arathorn? Alas!! at least BoP hasn't found me yet... my toes are rather sensitive... __________________ FRODO LIVES!! EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO rule the world!

05-23-2002, 12:56 PM	#4
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	I apologise. How stupid of me!!! She threatened to eat your toes too! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 01:05 PM	#5
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	E XK - Anduril! Anduril! I call thee! Where shall we go in search of wine? Perhaps the brewery? Or is that too plain and stupid of me. Direct us oh spiritual (...) guide! BoP - Couldn't you just say 'which way?' E XK - glares Bite me! BoP gets funny glaze in eyes UH-OH!!! __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

05-23-2002, 04:32 PM	#7
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Can't I just temporarily pacify you with peanut M&Ms? Where is the captain??? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-23-2002, 05:43 PM	#8
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Eärniel, constantly forgotten crewwoman, official ship's sulker and obligatory sea elf reports for duty __________________ We are not things.

05-23-2002, 10:41 PM	#9
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	The Captain is here!!! And we are in India, or at least anchored near India. . . Glad you're here, Sea Elf Earniel! And while we await the other needed crew members, I say we drink some. . . Dwaaaaaaaaaarvish ale!!! and cider and rum and wine and vodka. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-24-2002, 02:59 AM	#10
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	hehehehehehehehehehehehhehe I like dwaaaaarrrrrrrrrrvish ale!!!!!!! Passes round cheesecake mutters under breathStupid 90 second rule! Hates it forever, we does! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 03:03 AM	#11
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Yay, cheesecake! Elfmaster, where should we look for the wine, once the others arrive? Stupid 90 second rule. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-24-2002, 03:25 AM	#13
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Then we sail north! After some cheesecake and wine, of course __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-24-2002, 03:29 AM	#14
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	And feather flinging toe sucking finger licking fun. Where's my spoon? Who's nicked my special spoon of glorious spoonism? __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

05-24-2002, 03:35 AM	#16
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	(ooh, melodrama! ) I see trouble ahead! It's some sea monster or something. . .maybe if we threw pillows at it and fed it cheesecake and wine, it would leave us alone! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-24-2002, 03:41 AM	#17
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	Somehow I doubt it! Where did Tano's catapult go? Maybe BoP could threaten to eat it's toes and it would run away. Ok, I'm reaching! Maybe you should put the crew on full alert, Captain Eruviel! __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 03:44 AM	#18
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	All hands on deck! There's trouble ahead! looks at the 'trouble' through a spyglass Oh, it's another giant squid. How boring. How passe. Well, maybe we'll get calamari this time! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

05-24-2002, 04:00 AM	#19
Garina Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Tring, Herts, England Posts: 582	How are we going to deal with the giant squid, oh Captain? __________________ Entmoot Resident Bard #2 Wielder of the shiny fire extinguisher Worshipper of the divine cheesecake Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!!! Minsc, Baldur's Gate 2 Children, don't take drugs. Become a pop star, then people give them to you for free!!! - Billy Mack, Love Actually. While I'm sure the nice people from the local archery club meant well, a moment's consideration would have made them realise that giving my friend and I lethal weapons was probably not a good idea! Dammit, eyeliner and dreadlocks should not be that sexy!

05-24-2002, 04:12 AM	#20
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	diabolical grin Why, with the catapult, of course! And then we're going to use the catapult on the 90 second rule. . . __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

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