Join the Dark Side

Elanor · 09-03-2005, 01:07 AM

Do you want to be feared?

Do you want power? Want to avoid death? Want to get away from your dull, boring existence?

Then we have the place for you!

Join the Dark Side and you never have to listen to that phony old Jedi Master again.

Requirements: Must be tall (or at least intimidating), angry, and have bad social skills. Preferred if strange scarring exists, including (but not limited to): inability to breathe properly, black/red tatoos on face, mechanical limbs, distorted face, lack of human body. Must first be apprentice. Only two there are. Sorry.

Priveleges: Unlimited opportunity for torture, murder, and lame speeches. You don't have to control your feelings-- let it all out. No limitations on personal relationships, and you can reshape the political structure around you without the tiresome bother of elections or persuasion. Also, you can wear as much black as you want, and if you're impressive enough you can have interesting headgear as well.

You also get the coolest lightsabers!

So join the Dark Side today. It is your destiny.

Curubethion · 09-03-2005, 12:59 PM

That's pretty funny.
(Oh no...I feel Vader's force-choke...arggh!!

)

Finrod Felagund · 09-03-2005, 04:07 PM

Only if I get a doublebladed saber.

me9996 · 09-04-2005, 04:44 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

...it's funny!

durinsbane2244 · 09-04-2005, 09:09 PM

NO, I SHALL NOT GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION, [dramatic/inspiring music begins], for as there is evil, so must there be good, to battle evil and keep it in check, for you see, it is but a simple world we live in, and always must the eternal struggle go on. In that struggle, if we must lose, or win, always shall we-wait. . .would i get that lightning stuff?[few seconds of muttered conversation] SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!

Curubethion · 09-05-2005, 05:49 PM

You're a Yankee fan...why wouldn't you join the Evil Empire?

durinsbane2244 · 09-05-2005, 08:30 PM

ooooh, that was a low-blow!

Curubethion · 09-06-2005, 08:15 PM

If you liked that, check out the SW vs. Titanic thread!

09-03-2005, 01:07 AM	#1
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Join the Dark Side Do you want to be feared? Do you want power? Want to avoid death? Want to get away from your dull, boring existence? Then we have the place for you! Join the Dark Side and you never have to listen to that phony old Jedi Master again. Requirements: Must be tall (or at least intimidating), angry, and have bad social skills. Preferred if strange scarring exists, including (but not limited to): inability to breathe properly, black/red tatoos on face, mechanical limbs, distorted face, lack of human body. Must first be apprentice. Only two there are. Sorry. Priveleges: Unlimited opportunity for torture, murder, and lame speeches. You don't have to control your feelings-- let it all out. No limitations on personal relationships, and you can reshape the political structure around you without the tiresome bother of elections or persuasion. Also, you can wear as much black as you want, and if you're impressive enough you can have interesting headgear as well. You also get the coolest lightsabers! So join the Dark Side today. It is your destiny. __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

09-03-2005, 12:59 PM	#2
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	That's pretty funny. (Oh no...I feel Vader's force-choke...arggh!! ) __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-03-2005, 04:07 PM	#3
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	Only if I get a doublebladed saber. __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

09-04-2005, 09:09 PM	#5
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	NO, I SHALL NOT GIVE IN TO THE TEMPTATION, [dramatic/inspiring music begins], for as there is evil, so must there be good, to battle evil and keep it in check, for you see, it is but a simple world we live in, and always must the eternal struggle go on. In that struggle, if we must lose, or win, always shall we-wait. . .would i get that lightning stuff?[few seconds of muttered conversation] SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

09-05-2005, 05:49 PM	#6
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	You're a Yankee fan...why wouldn't you join the Evil Empire? __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

09-05-2005, 08:30 PM	#7
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	ooooh, that was a low-blow! __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

09-06-2005, 08:15 PM	#8
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	If you liked that, check out the SW vs. Titanic thread! __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

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