The Lord of the Beans

Lady Ravyn · 12-06-2005, 07:47 PM

ok i had to bring this one up
anyone ever heard of veggie tales? it's this little kids show of computer animated vegetables and they usually do bible stories or paradies of movies and shows and each show has a moral to it.
i found this one called lord of the beans at work (i work at a library) and i had to take it home! omg it's hilarious! bear in mind that it's for like two and three year olds, but omg...
they have gimli being portrayed by a grape, and they changed the names of the characters into really funny ones. you have to rent it just to see it... lololol!

Elanor · 12-06-2005, 08:02 PM

Sounds fun. I'm familiar with some of the veggie tales songs. Is this one new? Are the beans supposed to be evil or something?

durinsbane2244 · 12-06-2005, 09:13 PM

hmm, for one, i love your dark side avvie

, for two, was legolas lettuce? for three, well, i won't mention the tuba-bearing cucumber...

rohirrim TR · 12-07-2005, 05:41 PM

oh yeah, i heard about this, haven't seen it, yet, i was kinda worried to tell you the truth but just so long as they make fun of PJ and Tolkien.

i saw the preview of the army of sporcs, that looked pretty funny edit: this episode was not on the preview however, its my own...umm...random-ness.

spork1: death to vegetables

veggie aragorn:let us through the pantry of death and summon and army of PO-TA-TOS to kefeat the evil plastic sporks.

cee2lee2 · 12-08-2005, 06:42 PM

I've read about this and had wondered if my just-turned-4 year old nephew would like it. Since you say it's geared toward the 2's and 3's, I may get it for him. He likes the Veggie Tales silly songs tape I got him.

Lady Ravyn · 12-08-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by durinsbane2244

hmm, for one, i love your dark side avvie

, for two, was legolas lettuce? for three, well, i won't mention the tuba-bearing cucumber...

thanks! i forget where i found the av...

legolas was a squash, btw lol

durinsbane2244 · 12-08-2005, 09:19 PM

a fitting veg for orlando...i hate him...

Acalewia · 12-09-2005, 02:16 PM

ive heard of this it really sounded funny. i guess i need to see it huh?

Curubethion · 12-10-2005, 03:20 PM

I want to see this...the ads look so funny. How close of a parody is it?

rohirrim TR · 12-15-2005, 04:19 PM

Its great, not a real close parody, but it makes fun of the film more than the books for example the frodo/gandalf laughing scene:

frodo veggie: your late

gandalf veggie: i come preciesely when i mean to

frodo veggie: *chuckles lightly*

gandalf veggie: *chuckles* then starts laughing raucosly*

frodo veggie: *stands there*

gandalf veggie: HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HEE HEE HO HO HO HAA HAA HAA HA A HAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHAAH

frodo veggie: *starts to frown*

gandalf veggie: HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HEE HEE HO HO HO HAA HAA HAA HA A HAHA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HEE HEE HO HO HO HAA HAA HAA HA A HAHA HAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHAAH
oh my what was so funny?

cee2lee2 · 12-15-2005, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rohirrim TR

Its great, not a real close parody, but it makes fun of the film more than the books.....

I won't mind them making fun of the movie

Finrod Felagund · 12-16-2005, 01:02 AM

I LOVE Veggietales...but I haven't seen this one yet...

***azalea*** · 12-16-2005, 10:58 PM

I bought this for my kids for Christmas, ages 4 and 7, both of whom like veggie tales. I like them myself, they're quite well written. But we haven't watched it, of course, because it isn't Christmas yet!

But I knew I had to get it.

edit: never mind, I forgot which forum I was in.

Curubethion · 12-26-2005, 11:21 PM

Very funny parody.
Love that part with the Sporks and the cookies

Lord Scaryman: Sporks!
Lead Spork: We listen to Cookieman now.
hahaha...
And then the song with Larry...great spoof of Aragorn-Arwen.

MangoPi · 12-31-2005, 01:19 AM

This sounds like cool beans in awesome sauce.

Where might I find such delectable tasties for viewings?

rohirrim TR · 02-15-2006, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MangoPi

This sounds like cool beans in awesome sauce.

Where might I find such delectable tasties for viewings?

wal-mart, hastings, wherever Dvds are rented or sold...

dawningoftime · 05-07-2006, 05:51 PM

I bought that. It was great. I haven't watched the special features on it yet or listened the audio comentary on it, but I did watch an alternate scene they had for the Rasberry Forest scene. If Veggietales were for an older crowd I think they might have left it in.

The last sane person · 05-08-2006, 12:53 PM

http://www.bigidea.com/videos/veggie...trailer_sm.htm

I laughed! They used the name I had always given him (Legolas): Leg O Lamb the Squash!

Huorn · 07-14-2006, 10:18 AM

I love Veggie Tales and I am an Adult. I have to go out and get this one!

ayra · 05-09-2007, 12:51 PM

I've got little siblings and we got that one for Christmas... Gimli- ie Grumpy- was only worried about dinner - "And tonight was meatloaf nght!"
And Aragorn-Ericorn(?)- sings a song about his Elf who doesn't speak the same language as him.
I'm past the kid age and some would think that I would not like it. It is too hilarious to not like.

12-06-2005, 07:47 PM	#1
Lady Ravyn Thief Queen of Entmoot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly... Posts: 1,060	The Lord of the Beans ok i had to bring this one up anyone ever heard of veggie tales? it's this little kids show of computer animated vegetables and they usually do bible stories or paradies of movies and shows and each show has a moral to it. i found this one called lord of the beans at work (i work at a library) and i had to take it home! omg it's hilarious! bear in mind that it's for like two and three year olds, but omg... they have gimli being portrayed by a grape, and they changed the names of the characters into really funny ones. you have to rent it just to see it... lololol! __________________ smooch Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical.

12-06-2005, 08:02 PM	#2
Elanor Hobbit in the Music Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Westmarch Posts: 1,111	Sounds fun. I'm familiar with some of the veggie tales songs. Is this one new? Are the beans supposed to be evil or something? __________________ Middle Earth Crossword Puzzle on the Tolkien Site of DOOM Segovia Mazes

12-06-2005, 09:13 PM	#3
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	hmm, for one, i love your dark side avvie , for two, was legolas lettuce? for three, well, i won't mention the tuba-bearing cucumber... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-08-2005, 09:19 PM	#7
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	a fitting veg for orlando...i hate him... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

12-09-2005, 02:16 PM	#8
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	ive heard of this it really sounded funny. i guess i need to see it huh? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

12-08-2005, 06:42 PM	#5
cee2lee2 Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: 2nd star to the left..... Posts: 566	I've read about this and had wondered if my just-turned-4 year old nephew would like it. Since you say it's geared toward the 2's and 3's, I may get it for him. He likes the Veggie Tales silly songs tape I got him.

12-10-2005, 03:20 PM	#9
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	I want to see this...the ads look so funny. How close of a parody is it? __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

12-16-2005, 01:02 AM	#12
Finrod Felagund King of Nargothrond Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada! eh? Posts: 2,002	I LOVE Veggietales...but I haven't seen this one yet... __________________ "THE EAGLES ARE COMING, THE EAGLES ARE COMING......AND A MOTH!!!!!"

12-16-2005, 10:58 PM	#13
*azalea* Long lost mooter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 3,342	I bought this for my kids for Christmas, ages 4 and 7, both of whom like veggie tales. I like them myself, they're quite well written. But we haven't watched it, of course, because it isn't Christmas yet! But I knew I had to get it. edit: never mind, I forgot which forum I was in.

12-26-2005, 11:21 PM	#14
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	Very funny parody. Love that part with the Sporks and the cookies Lord Scaryman: Sporks! Lead Spork: We listen to Cookieman now. hahaha... And then the song with Larry...great spoof of Aragorn-Arwen. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

12-31-2005, 01:19 AM	#15
MangoPi Enting Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Head in hands. Posts: 51	This sounds like cool beans in awesome sauce. Where might I find such delectable tasties for viewings?

05-07-2006, 05:51 PM	#17
dawningoftime Enting Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 90	I bought that. It was great. I haven't watched the special features on it yet or listened the audio comentary on it, but I did watch an alternate scene they had for the Rasberry Forest scene. If Veggietales were for an older crowd I think they might have left it in. __________________ Audio Editor

05-08-2006, 12:53 PM	#18
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	http://www.bigidea.com/videos/veggie...trailer_sm.htm I laughed! They used the name I had always given him (Legolas): Leg O Lamb the Squash! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

07-14-2006, 10:18 AM	#19
Huorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Fangorn's Treeherd Posts: 393	I love Veggie Tales and I am an Adult. I have to go out and get this one! __________________ Silver Valley Oak As for me and my house we will serve the LORD Just call me Oakie

05-09-2007, 12:51 PM	#20
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	I've got little siblings and we got that one for Christmas... Gimli- ie Grumpy- was only worried about dinner - "And tonight was meatloaf nght!" And Aragorn-Ericorn(?)- sings a song about his Elf who doesn't speak the same language as him. I'm past the kid age and some would think that I would not like it. It is too hilarious to not like. __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

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