05-09-2003, 07:13 AM | #1 |
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The 5th Age of ME(scripted)
The times are dark and dangerous,an evil has been brewing for some time now.You don't know where to go or who to trust. The elves have all left, exceot the dark elves but they cannot be trusted.The Dark Lord is a mortal(believe it or not) who knows the legend of Sauron, for that is what it is now a legend, forgotten over time. The Ents are on the move looking for their lost Entwives.The dwarves and humans have lost all contact with each other. A group of friends and highly intelligent, trained soldeirs(hits) set out with all intensions of finding and destroying this Dark Lord before he destroies ME. But on the way their adventure takes some unexpected turns and they make some unexpected friends. My character is the daughter of a merchant: Name:Cerstian
Horse:Midnight Fury Weapons: Dirk,dager(hidden in boot) Bio:17,blonde with hazel eyes and a fierce temper rivaled by none.
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
05-14-2003, 07:14 AM | #2 |
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At gondor...
Cerstian:I'm so bored I wonder when the other people are going to get here? Snippop:Well my hits are late!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
05-14-2003, 10:44 AM | #3 |
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Imharwen: Sorry I'm late, I got delayed by some stupid orc commander.
Snippop: Finally.
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05-14-2003, 11:41 AM | #4 |
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Snippop: We're only missing Drane now. She had-
*Drane enters a calm look on her face* Snippop: You're late *sneering* Drane: Yes. Imharwen. *she nods a greeting cooly*
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05-14-2003, 02:57 PM | #5 |
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Meika: I'm here. Sorry I'm late. Idiot on a horse tried to pick me up.
Snippop: Right. Heard that one before. Meika: You want me to prove it? It cut off his-- SNippop: Never mind. Let's go.
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05-14-2003, 08:56 PM | #6 |
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Cerstian:Wait! I don't where the others are. Does anyone else know?
Snippop:Well we can't wait forever. Cerstian:I know, I know. Just a little while longer. Hey Meika, did some one really try to pick you up?
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
05-14-2003, 10:01 PM | #7 |
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OOC: Aralyn, are our charachters enemys?
Imharwenrane[ also nods] Oh and Meika I dont belive you at all.I would'nt belive it, unless Meika showed me some evidence. Meika: you would'nt want to see it.
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05-15-2003, 11:54 AM | #8 |
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Imharwen: No, really, show me.
Meika: Fine. [pulls a satchel out of her belt case.] Here. [opens it and pulls out a long braid of hair.] Cerstian: Hair? Meika: Yeah, he was one of those that thought his hair was a sign of honor or something. So I chopped off his honor. So yes, Cerstian, he actually did try to pick me up, believe it or not, some men actually think I'm attractive. Perverts. DOn't know where they get the idea
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05-15-2003, 02:22 PM | #9 |
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A dark figure walks up behind them.
Luthien: Yes, men could be so aggravating and their stupidity makes me wonder how they would survive without us. She stepped into the light.
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05-16-2003, 07:58 PM | #11 |
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ooc:Very good
Snippop: By the way, what happened to that orc cheiftan that delayed you? Imharwen: Chopped his head off. Meika: Prove it!!! Imharwen: Okay[ pulls an orc head out of her bag] there proof!! now, can I throw this outside?
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05-16-2003, 10:24 PM | #12 |
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"I wish you would," said Luthien with a look of disgust.
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05-16-2003, 11:37 PM | #13 |
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Drane: *yawning* So an orc captain made you late? Since when can't you handle your own captains?
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05-17-2003, 12:47 AM | #14 |
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He was not one of my captians DRANE!!!!!!!!! he was one of yours, she said cooly
She procceds to throw the head out the window and it lands on a passing orcs head. Imharwen:*snicker* I do belive that the orc that I hit was one of yours also. Drane:How would you know? Imharwen: It's sheild had sparkles and butterflys on it!!!!*snicker* Why did you choose that anyway??? Drane: So they were unique Imharwen: *sarcasticly* Oh boy what a come back, I'm so scared,Whaaaah, not!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-17-2003, 10:00 AM | #15 |
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Drane: At least I have a comeback. So then I guess my question is changed to since when can't you handle my orc chieftans?
Snippop: Quiet! We have a job to do. (dont know what cause we gotta wait for fimbrethil to tell us) And I dont remember you telling us why you were late. Drane: I didn't tell you. Snippop:Careful Drane: No reason, just late. Nothing as silly as an orc keeping me.
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05-23-2003, 03:34 PM | #16 |
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Well at least I did not pick sparkles and butterflies on my orc's sheilds. Mine are gruesome, One of those puny humans getting stabbed by one of my orcs, then the human is falling bleeding to the ground and lies in it's own blood.
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05-25-2003, 12:37 PM | #17 |
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Luthien rolled her eyes.
"You are all so petty. Why are you even here? I doubt you came all this way to argue," said Luthien. She had overheard a great deal about a quest that this group of unlikely friends were setting out to do. She wanted to be a part of it for her own, secret intentions.
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05-25-2003, 04:55 PM | #18 |
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Snippop: We are here so we can discuss what this party is doing.
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05-26-2003, 11:44 AM | #19 |
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"Well, it seems that I have arrived just in time then," said Luthien. "Whatever it is that you are planning, I want a part of it. There is nothing better than torturing helpless mortals for the benefit of one's own."
She smiled wryly.
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I'm a Jesus Freak and proud of it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us." -Gandalf, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Nobody tosses a Dwarf." - Gimli, FOTR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save Ferris!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My true Elven name is Idril Anarion, but I misspelled in the username, and now I can't fix it... Oh, well...now you know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't be afraid of death....Be afraid of the unlived life- Tuck Everlasting Last edited by Indril Anarion : 05-27-2003 at 06:28 PM. |
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ooc: Indril, where r u? we r at the evil guys home,hideout, thingy.
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