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Old 05-09-2002, 07:42 AM   #1121
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2) Sexy blondes may be substituted for one's self.

2a) If you are a sexy blonde, you must instead make sacrifice to the ork, as outlined in the motivational hymnn: "'ere we go!"

'ere we go!
'ere we go!
'ere we go!
we're at it agin!
we're at it agin!
move it out
move it out
and move it in!
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Old 05-09-2002, 09:21 AM   #1122
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Same here. Well, the remedy is simple. i propose the first in the long list of doctrinal code:

1) Worship nobody but yourself.
To paraphrase W. C. Fields:

I wouln't never worship in a religion that would have someone like me for a deity.
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Old 05-09-2002, 09:27 AM   #1123
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No, scare yourself here instead! He uses LAMARCK to debunk for eru's sake....

Aarrrgh...! And he's mangling the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics again!! It's energy dispersal, people, NOT degeneration!!! The whole uses LESS energy than the parts.... Ah geez, why do I bother?

And humans as a work of art? Please! We're born NINE MONTHS prematurely because of the size of our great big wonking heads. *sigh*
...must ...close ...browser.. ...link eminating toxic levels of.. STUPIDITY!

Why BoP, Why? Those creationist pages are horrible.

Doghouse to skyscraper??? AAAHAAHAHAHH!

I can't even buy a hat "off the rack" because of my big pumpkin. And what do I use it for??? Well, putting a hat on, I guess.
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There exists a limit to the force even ther most powerful may apply without destroying themselves. Judging this limit is the true artistry of government. Misuse of power is the fatal sin. The law cannot be a tool of vengance, never a hostage, nor a fortification against the martyrs it has created. You cannot threaten any individual and escape the consequences.

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Old 05-09-2002, 03:46 PM   #1124
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And what do I use it for??? Well, putting a hat on, I guess.
You do? I tend to use mine to bash against a wall when reading garbage.
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