The Teacup Cafe

**Nurvingiel** · 02-25-2005, 05:12 PM

Welcome to the Teacup CafÃ©!

Is there some kind of hostile takeover in the CafÃ©?

I won't stand for it!

*builds a fort out of chairs and tables*

*hides valuables, prepares for battle...*

EDIT: Added a welcome and put the banner back up.

Part II here

Last Child of Ungoliant · 02-25-2005, 05:16 PM

the british socialist independent students communist party, or BSISCP, will not allow any hostile takeover of this cafe, we are the ruling government, and all insurgencies will be dealt with most severely, all other parties are banned, capitalism, fascism, and factionalism are all banned. having fun is banned, except when approved by the minister of silly walks 3 months in advance. i am your ruler, all hearken and obey

**Nurvingiel** · 02-25-2005, 05:21 PM

Hey! I'm not allowing you to covertly takeover the CafÃ© either Chrys!

You're not even a waiter or waitress here, so there's a few people ahead of you for potential CafÃ© leadership.

Also, this isn't really the place to talk about politics (side note: no one's political affiliation is banned), we already do that ad nauseum in the rest of this forum.

(If you really want to go ahead though.)

Last Child of Ungoliant · 02-25-2005, 05:24 PM

darn! thought i could organise a nice revolution there

note last line: having fun is banned, except when approved by the minister of silly walks 3 months in advance

AndÃºril · 02-25-2005, 05:29 PM

Such items do not interest my minions, young one. Forts and muffin-shooting cannons are no use against helpless attraction and serated teeth.

Pytt · 02-25-2005, 05:33 PM

thanks Nurv.

Well, it looks like we need some heavier stuff against that foul Anduril. Is he stainless, btw? if he is not, we could pour salt water on him, and maybe he will rust...

No, Chrys can stay out. I don't trust him. especially after that rebelliothing got out...

Last Child of Ungoliant · 02-25-2005, 05:34 PM

so nurvi, want to form a temporary coalition against anduril? socialist not communist?

<whistles innocently>

AndÃºril · 02-25-2005, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

the british socialist independent students communist party, or BSISCP, will not allow any hostile takeover of this cafe, we are the ruling government, and all insurgencies will be dealt with most severely, all other parties are banned, capitalism, fascism, and factionalism are all banned. having fun is banned, except when approved by the minister of silly walks 3 months in advance. i am your ruler, all hearken and obey

None of this amuses me, child.

Pytt · 02-25-2005, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

Is there some kind of hostile takeover in the CafÃ©?

I won't stand for it!

*builds a fort out of chairs and tables*

*hides valuables, prepares for battle...*

May I come and join you, Nurv? There is something telling me Anduril and his fellows are going to eat my brain, and I can say I don' really like the idea. You know, I have this muffin-shooter-cannon. So we have some weapons. I'll see if I find it.

**Nurvingiel** · 02-25-2005, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pytt

May I come and join you, Nurv? There is something telling me Anduril and his fellows are going to eat my brain, and I can say I don' really like the idea. You know, I have this muffin-shooter-cannon. So we have some weapons. I'll see if I find it.

I cross-posted with you there buddy. Sure, come on in!

I don't think we'll be letting Chrys in though, I'm suspicious about his motives now. I expect he wants to establish a communist regime with him at the head.

*lets Pytt into fort*

*hands plate of chocolate-chip cookies over fort wall to Anduril and Chrys*

trolls' bane · 03-05-2005, 06:19 PM

Okay. Here.
*hands chrys tea*

I don't have a clue what you're talking about other than that. "Lapsang" was a good key-word (not a keyword) to help me, though.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-05-2005, 06:22 PM

erm a translation:

i am tired, worn out, need a drink
cup of tea, lapsang souchong, i think, hot and black! yummies

been doing quite a bit over at (website name), uploaded a few pieces of my artwork today and yesterday

trolls' bane · 03-05-2005, 06:25 PM

Oh, okay. Which reminds me...
*looks over at unfinished castle, shaded with pencil and covered in dust, which was supposed to be finished by the middle of last summer.

*

trolls' bane · 03-12-2005, 08:08 PM

Heavens! What have I done?

Still, I must admit, it looks cool.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 03-13-2005, 10:52 AM

1. HOBBIT - 61,498
2. Fat middle - 61,296
3. Ã‘Ã³lendil - 60,864
4. Comic Book Guy - 60,477
5. bmilder - 60,446
6. IronParrot - 53,330
7. jerseydevil - 9,558
8. BeardofPants - 8,808
9. RÃ*an - 8,221
10. Sister Golden Hair - 6,458
11. EÃ¤rniel - 6,240
12. Radagast The Brown - 6,197
13. Gwaimir Windgem - 6,164
14. Nurvingiel - 5,888
15. Valandil - 5,184
16. Lizra - 5,104
17. Darth Tater - 4,572
18. Artanis - 4,376
19. afro-elf - 3,841
20. anduin - 3,715
21. Lalaith - 3,469
22. Elf Girl - 3,415
23. Lief Erikson - 3,413
24. Coney - 3,398
25. Wayfarer - 3,318
26. Insidious Rex - 3,279
27. azalea - 3,185
28. Last Child of Ungoliant - 3,026
29. Arathorn - 2,669
30. Falagar

i am in the top 30 mooters!!

**Nurvingiel** · 03-13-2005, 11:07 AM

Oh my, me too! I'm 14th!

I wonder how it would really break down without some of the mods/admins having stacked post counts? *ponders* Oh well, no biggie.

Pytt · 03-13-2005, 12:27 PM

Nurvi, look at some of the other counts, and you have nothing to worry about. Lets instead see this as a chance of some celebrating. I'm baking something. What do you want?

**Nurvingiel** · 03-13-2005, 02:52 PM

Yes please! I'd love whatever your baking.

So what is it?

I had a rather funny attempt at making bread today. You can have some of it after I've baked the resurreted (hopefully) dough.

Telcontar_Dunedain · 03-15-2005, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Last Child of Ungoliant

1. HOBBIT - 61,498
2. Fat middle - 61,296
3. Ã‘Ã³lendil - 60,864
4. Comic Book Guy - 60,477
5. bmilder - 60,446
6. IronParrot - 53,330
7. jerseydevil - 9,558
8. BeardofPants - 8,808
9. RÃ*an - 8,221
10. Sister Golden Hair - 6,458
11. EÃ¤rniel - 6,240
12. Radagast The Brown - 6,197
13. Gwaimir Windgem - 6,164
14. Nurvingiel - 5,888
15. Valandil - 5,184
16. Lizra - 5,104
17. Darth Tater - 4,572
18. Artanis - 4,376
19. afro-elf - 3,841
20. anduin - 3,715
21. Lalaith - 3,469
22. Elf Girl - 3,415
23. Lief Erikson - 3,413
24. Coney - 3,398
25. Wayfarer - 3,318
26. Insidious Rex - 3,279
27. azalea - 3,185
28. Last Child of Ungoliant - 3,026
29. Arathorn - 2,669
30. Falagar

i am in the top 30 mooters!!

I must be pretty high because i have over 2500.

EDIT: 2530

Lady Ravyn · 03-15-2005, 12:53 PM

*looks guilty* i'm #118... heh heh... oh well...
lol

and TD, you're number 32, i think

02-25-2005, 05:33 PM	#6
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	thanks Nurv. Well, it looks like we need some heavier stuff against that foul Anduril. Is he stainless, btw? if he is not, we could pour salt water on him, and maybe he will rust... No, Chrys can stay out. I don't trust him. especially after that rebelliothing got out... __________________ Don't Panic!

03-05-2005, 06:25 PM	#13
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Oh, okay. Which reminds me... looks over at unfinished castle, shaded with pencil and covered in dust, which was supposed to be finished by the middle of last summer. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-12-2005, 08:08 PM	#14
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Heavens! What have I done? Still, I must admit, it looks cool. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-13-2005, 12:27 PM	#17
Pytt The Supreme Lord of The Northern Eagles Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: trondheim, norway Posts: 1,388	Nurvi, look at some of the other counts, and you have nothing to worry about. Lets instead see this as a chance of some celebrating. I'm baking something. What do you want? __________________ Don't Panic!

03-15-2005, 12:53 PM	#20
Lady Ravyn Thief Queen of Entmoot Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: oh, I just wander around, aimlessly... Posts: 1,060	looks guilty i'm #118... heh heh... oh well... lol and TD, you're number 32, i think __________________ smooch Proud Member of the Evil Mooters and upstanding citizen of the Planet Bob! And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be... My Space! Cynicism is what happens when a person opens their eyes; stops blinking in the sun, and starts wondering "why". Question everything, believe only that which you yourself deem true. Go ahead- Call me cynical.

02-25-2005, 05:16 PM	#2
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	the british socialist independent students communist party, or BSISCP, will not allow any hostile takeover of this cafe, we are the ruling government, and all insurgencies will be dealt with most severely, all other parties are banned, capitalism, fascism, and factionalism are all banned. having fun is banned, except when approved by the minister of silly walks 3 months in advance. i am your ruler, all hearken and obey

02-25-2005, 05:24 PM	#4
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	darn! thought i could organise a nice revolution there note last line: having fun is banned, except when approved by the minister of silly walks 3 months in advance

02-25-2005, 05:29 PM	#5
AndÃºril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Such items do not interest my minions, young one. Forts and muffin-shooting cannons are no use against helpless attraction and serated teeth.

02-25-2005, 05:34 PM	#7
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	so nurvi, want to form a temporary coalition against anduril? socialist not communist? <whistles innocently>

03-05-2005, 06:19 PM	#11
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Okay. Here. hands chrys tea I don't have a clue what you're talking about other than that. "Lapsang" was a good key-word (not a keyword) to help me, though. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

03-05-2005, 06:22 PM	#12
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	erm a translation: i am tired, worn out, need a drink cup of tea, lapsang souchong, i think, hot and black! yummies been doing quite a bit over at (website name), uploaded a few pieces of my artwork today and yesterday

03-13-2005, 10:52 AM	#15
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	1. HOBBIT - 61,498 2. Fat middle - 61,296 3. Ã‘Ã³lendil - 60,864 4. Comic Book Guy - 60,477 5. bmilder - 60,446 6. IronParrot - 53,330 7. jerseydevil - 9,558 8. BeardofPants - 8,808 9. RÃ*an - 8,221 10. Sister Golden Hair - 6,458 11. EÃ¤rniel - 6,240 12. Radagast The Brown - 6,197 13. Gwaimir Windgem - 6,164 14. Nurvingiel - 5,888 15. Valandil - 5,184 16. Lizra - 5,104 17. Darth Tater - 4,572 18. Artanis - 4,376 19. afro-elf - 3,841 20. anduin - 3,715 21. Lalaith - 3,469 22. Elf Girl - 3,415 23. Lief Erikson - 3,413 24. Coney - 3,398 25. Wayfarer - 3,318 26. Insidious Rex - 3,279 27. azalea - 3,185 28. Last Child of Ungoliant - 3,026 29. Arathorn - 2,669 30. Falagar i am in the top 30 mooters!!

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