"quotes" - Page 2

durin's bane · 04-06-2003, 12:58 PM

"One can never have enough socks."
-Dumbledore

frodosgirlfriend · 04-08-2003, 04:39 PM

"oh no, Ron. This is exactly where we wanted to end up" -Fred
"yeah we're having the time of our lives here" - George When the Weasly's try to come down the Chimney to pick up Harry in GoF and get stuck.

"Ah yes, i can see the plugs, I collect plugs. I collect Batteries too. My wife thinks I’m Mad, but there you are." - Mr. Weasly

"Dad's haveing fun with the matches." - Fred

"Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt" - Fred

"Oh shut up, Wheatherby" - (surprise, surprise) Fred

I'll bet you'll never guess who my favorite character is

TinuvielChild · 04-08-2003, 05:47 PM

Hmm, I dunno....Percy?

j/k, I know it's Gred. I mean Forge. I mean...sod it, you know who I mean!

Adrian Baggins · 04-12-2003, 04:36 PM

I made up some more:

Hermionie: Ron, must I always remind you, the motion is Swish and Flick, not Hit and Jab up Malfoy's bum.
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Draco(to tune of the George the Gay Diniosuar, Barney song): I lovfe Harry, Harry loves me... come back here so I can hug you Harry. *runs after Harry*

Harry running: RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, DRACO HAS GONE MAD!

Ron: I though the was already mad?

Hermionie: He means insane.

R: I knew that!
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And more from the Clothing files, is it about Snape, Draco, or someone else???

Snape: Draco, I am appalled, how dare you steal Mr. Potter's undergarments. *pulls Gryffendor boxers with Harry's name in the seam from Draco's bag*

Draco: Professor Snape, how absurd this sounds, but you told me to when you grabbed my bra from Longbottom's trunk!

PS: Oh, yes, quite right, I did didn't I? Must have slipped my mind.

Harry: Professor, Ron told me to give you your blue bakini back, it was in his soup, Malfoy's bra *starts to giggle uncontrolable*, Malfoy's bra was in Nevill's brownie. *Runs off into the girls bathroom and continues giggling with Ron, Hermionie, and Moaning Myrtle.*

Linaewen · 04-13-2003, 11:56 AM

Too lazy to actually check out what the quote really is, but it's something along the lines of 'I have gone mysteriously deaf and have no idea what you are saying' - Dumbledore

Adrian Baggins · 04-13-2003, 09:02 PM

Hey, did anybody like my quotes, and does anybody want to hear more of the clothing files?

TinuvielChild · 04-13-2003, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Linaewen
Too lazy to actually check out what the quote really is, but it's something along the lines of 'I have gone mysteriously deaf and have no idea what you are saying' - Dumbledore

Something about "..that Skeeter cow - sorry Professor"(Harry), to which Dumbledore replies, "I have gone temporarily deaf and cannot hear a word you just said." Love that.

Estel13 · 04-13-2003, 10:11 PM

I'd luv to, Adrian. Those are funny!
"Follow the spiders?! Why couldn't it be follow the butterflys!"-Ron Weasley.
From the new movie, which I just saw for the 1st time.

SamwiseGamgeeOTS · 04-23-2003, 09:08 AM

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

haha. gotta love Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs...

Here's another one of my faves:

"Godfather?" spluttered Uncle Vernon. "You haven't got a godfather.?
"Yes I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murdered, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check I'm happy..."

that's always a good one.....

Linaewen · 04-24-2003, 09:37 AM

Finally, SamwiseOTS, something we agree on! (Perhaps because they require no thought- you only need to copy them out?! Joking

)
Yes. There are very funny quotes.

SamwiseGamgeeOTS · 04-24-2003, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Linaewen
Finally, SamwiseOTS, something we agree on! (Perhaps because they require no thought- you only need to copy them out?! Joking )
Yes. There are very funny quotes.

AMEN!!!!!

Adrian Baggins · 05-05-2003, 09:02 PM

Clothing files, back by one demand
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Harry to Ron: Ron, have you seen my fuzzy pink pajamas?

Ron: I think you lent them to Neville.

HArry as Hermionie runs into boys dormatory: Oh. HERMIONIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! I"M NOT DRESSED!

Hermionie: Oh, Jeeze Harry, sorry, I just came to return Ron's Fur coat.

Viktor: Hermyownninny! Come on!

Herm: Cumming VIcky! Bye guys!

Estel13 · 05-06-2003, 10:01 PM

Uh, Adrian.......No comment.

Adrian Baggins · 05-11-2003, 08:53 PM

surry, couldn't possibly resist, he had a THONG on, i guess I should have mentioned that, and Hermionie got mooned, boy I weish that had been me...

more cf
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Neville: Harry, have you seen your pajamas??

Harry: NEVILLE, YOU LOST THOSE, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LENT THEM TO YOU, THEY HAVE SENTEMENTAL VALUE!! I WORE THOSE THE NIGHT THAT MALFOY AND I HAD OUR FIRST INTEMATE SNOG! I HATE YOU!
hehehe

Fimbrethil · 05-14-2003, 09:10 PM

Rather perverted but I like them all the same! Let's have more! Let's have more!

Estel13 · 05-16-2003, 09:27 PM

Really perverted. Better edit some of it for the, uh, younger people.

Daughter of Elros · 05-21-2003, 09:42 AM

come now, come now... it's all good.

but back to quotes, dearies....

Draco's names for professor McGonagall in Draco malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing...rat?

Professor McBabbling

Professor McImavirginandbitterokay

Professor McHumiliatedtothedust

-DoE

04-06-2003, 12:58 PM	#1
durin's bane Lady of Westernesse Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada (Help! Our parliament building is melting!) Posts: 761	"One can never have enough socks." -Dumbledore __________________ Yada, yada, yada

04-08-2003, 04:39 PM	#2
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	"oh no, Ron. This is exactly where we wanted to end up" -Fred "yeah we're having the time of our lives here" - George When the Weasly's try to come down the Chimney to pick up Harry in GoF and get stuck. "Ah yes, i can see the plugs, I collect plugs. I collect Batteries too. My wife thinks I’m Mad, but there you are." - Mr. Weasly "Dad's haveing fun with the matches." - Fred "Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt" - Fred "Oh shut up, Wheatherby" - (surprise, surprise) Fred I'll bet you'll never guess who my favorite character is __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

04-08-2003, 05:47 PM	#3
TinuvielChild Padawan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Barony of Carolingia Posts: 2,176	Hmm, I dunno....Percy? j/k, I know it's Gred. I mean Forge. I mean...sod it, you know who I mean! __________________ There are only four questions of value in life: What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? What is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: ONLY LOVE. Dance as though nobody's watching. Sing as though nobody's listening. Dream as though you'll live forever. Live as though you'll die tomorrow. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO and proud! FRODO LIVES!!!!!

04-12-2003, 04:36 PM	#4
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	I made up some more: Hermionie: Ron, must I always remind you, the motion is Swish and Flick, not Hit and Jab up Malfoy's bum. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Draco(to tune of the George the Gay Diniosuar, Barney song): I lovfe Harry, Harry loves me... come back here so I can hug you Harry. runs after Harry Harry running: RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, DRACO HAS GONE MAD! Ron: I though the was already mad? Hermionie: He means insane. R: I knew that! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And more from the Clothing files, is it about Snape, Draco, or someone else??? Snape: Draco, I am appalled, how dare you steal Mr. Potter's undergarments. pulls Gryffendor boxers with Harry's name in the seam from Draco's bag Draco: Professor Snape, how absurd this sounds, but you told me to when you grabbed my bra from Longbottom's trunk! PS: Oh, yes, quite right, I did didn't I? Must have slipped my mind. Harry: Professor, Ron told me to give you your blue bakini back, it was in his soup, Malfoy's bra starts to giggle uncontrolable, Malfoy's bra was in Nevill's brownie. Runs off into the girls bathroom and continues giggling with Ron, Hermionie, and Moaning Myrtle. __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

04-13-2003, 09:02 PM	#6
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	Hey, did anybody like my quotes, and does anybody want to hear more of the clothing files? __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

04-13-2003, 11:56 AM	#5
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	Too lazy to actually check out what the quote really is, but it's something along the lines of 'I have gone mysteriously deaf and have no idea what you are saying' - Dumbledore

04-13-2003, 10:11 PM	#8
Estel13 RPG-aholic Psycho Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Final Fantasy Posts: 733	I'd luv to, Adrian. Those are funny! "Follow the spiders?! Why couldn't it be follow the butterflys!"-Ron Weasley. From the new movie, which I just saw for the 1st time. __________________

04-23-2003, 09:08 AM	#9
SamwiseGamgeeOTS Elven Warrior Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A quaint little hole which last time I checked was somewhere near Ohio, Middle-Earth. Posts: 165	"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." haha. gotta love Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs... Here's another one of my faves: "Godfather?" spluttered Uncle Vernon. "You haven't got a godfather.? "Yes I have," said Harry brightly. "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murdered, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with my news...check I'm happy..." that's always a good one..... __________________ "...Eragon recoiled in shock. Standing in front of him, licking off the membrane that encased it, was a dragon."

04-24-2003, 09:37 AM	#10
Linaewen Fair Dinkum Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,319	Finally, SamwiseOTS, something we agree on! (Perhaps because they require no thought- you only need to copy them out?! Joking ) Yes. There are very funny quotes.

05-05-2003, 09:02 PM	#12
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	Clothing files, back by one demand ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Harry to Ron: Ron, have you seen my fuzzy pink pajamas? Ron: I think you lent them to Neville. HArry as Hermionie runs into boys dormatory: Oh. HERMIONIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! I"M NOT DRESSED! Hermionie: Oh, Jeeze Harry, sorry, I just came to return Ron's Fur coat. Viktor: Hermyownninny! Come on! Herm: Cumming VIcky! Bye guys! __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

05-06-2003, 10:01 PM	#13
Estel13 RPG-aholic Psycho Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Final Fantasy Posts: 733	Uh, Adrian.......No comment. __________________

05-11-2003, 08:53 PM	#14
Adrian Baggins Frodo's lil sis HP LotR fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: in a tree reading Harry P. and LotR Posts: 585	surry, couldn't possibly resist, he had a THONG on, i guess I should have mentioned that, and Hermionie got mooned, boy I weish that had been me... more cf ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Neville: Harry, have you seen your pajamas?? Harry: NEVILLE, YOU LOST THOSE, I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE LENT THEM TO YOU, THEY HAVE SENTEMENTAL VALUE!! I WORE THOSE THE NIGHT THAT MALFOY AND I HAD OUR FIRST INTEMATE SNOG! I HATE YOU! hehehe __________________ AB Adrian Baggins wizard, elf, mortal, hobbit Owner of the 3 unknown rings I LIKE HIEI!! LOOK AT MY AVITAR IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS!! H. Hysterically cold I. Insanely unhuman E. Effortlessly mocking I. Irresistabely hott "You're a team player, a save-the-day superhero pause I hate people like you." ~Hiei

05-14-2003, 09:10 PM	#15
Fimbrethil My microwave speaks to me Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances. Posts: 937	Rather perverted but I like them all the same! Let's have more! Let's have more! __________________ Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!"

05-16-2003, 09:27 PM	#16
Estel13 RPG-aholic Psycho Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Final Fantasy Posts: 733	Really perverted. Better edit some of it for the, uh, younger people. __________________

05-21-2003, 09:42 AM	#17
Daughter of Elros Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 69	come now, come now... it's all good. but back to quotes, dearies.... Draco's names for professor McGonagall in Draco malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing...rat? Professor McBabbling Professor McImavirginandbitterokay Professor McHumiliatedtothedust -DoE