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06-04-2003, 01:52 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: This thing is dieing too!
*Just then a horde of conveniently placd ocrs burst from the undergrowth with a mighty war cry of-* Orcs: TEA TIME! Random orc: Tea time?? orc leader: Yes, Tea time! Gotta problem with that?? Orc: No, but that belongs in a different movie all together! ALL: Wha?? Orc: never mind! Just shoot me already and start that really ass kicking scene in the movie that leads to boromir's death but doesnt here! Merry: But Legolas has to fie the shot. Pippin: He is dead remeber! Merry: Oh. then I guess i gotta take his place and hear all the faint noises and really imposible bow shots! *takes out tiny elf/hobbit bow and shoots orc in the eye* Orc: Now! on with the carnage! *Merry grows a foot taller, gets really blue eyes and does not look a thing like Pippin. Now he looks like a mini elf* Merry: yeah! I have been reformed! i am now called Megolas!!! Eowyn: Oh, okay Megolas!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-04-2003, 06:02 PM
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The Evil One
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Eowyn: Megolos?
Megolos: Uh huh? Boromir: You still look like Merry. Megolos: You know I'm merry? Boromir: no. Megolos, weren't you formerly Pippen? Megolos: ARGGGG EVEN A CHANGE OF LOOKS DOESN'T WORK!!!!
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!! 
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06-04-2003, 09:49 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Megolas: Right.... Maybe you should have your eyes checked...
Aragorn: Speaking of which...Where did that blasted eyeball go???
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-05-2003, 06:56 AM
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My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
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OOC:I just wanted to let you all know that I have returned and I'll make a post later on I gotta go to school right now.
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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06-05-2003, 08:45 PM
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Quote:
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!
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06-06-2003, 02:19 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Where were ya??? (oh, by the way, we all nixed your floating eyeball)
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-07-2003, 06:32 PM
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Quote:
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!
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06-07-2003, 08:29 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Wait...If sauron is dead, then the whole quest is for nought! he was the whole reason this thing started! without him there would really be no ring!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-08-2003, 10:04 AM
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Lady of Legends
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Well maybe he'll come back in another form, ya never know......
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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06-08-2003, 09:11 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: I hope so! otherwise i would have killed the quest!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-10-2003, 02:10 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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OOC:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! My Eyeball is gone! Well not MY Eyeball, Saurons Eyeball, but...I was in love with him...I mean my character was in love with him...I'm confused now!!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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06-10-2003, 02:18 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Oh hell! Just get yerself a new crush and get on with the story!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-10-2003, 02:32 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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OOC:Well you don't have to be so mean! *sticks tongue out*
Ic: Eowyn:My Eye, My Eye! Boromir:Well see it's not really your Eye Eowyn... All:SHUT UP! Eowyn:I think... Aragorn:Quick get some water she'll over heat!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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06-10-2003, 02:50 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC:
*Megolas comes running over and dumps a bucket of water on Eowyn's head, steam rises.* Eowyn: Wha' was i gonna say? Megolas: Nothing! Eowyn: Oh. Who are you? Mr. Midget Elf? Aragorn: Megolas! Come, We need your bow! Megolas: Sweet!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-10-2003, 03:10 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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OOC: Thanks.
Ic: Eowyn:Hmmm...Megoles, Legoles... Narrator:Eowyn finally seems to be putting 2 and 2 together. Megoles:When did we get a narator? Aragorn on't know.Eowyn:Hmmmmm...Megoles,Legoles...
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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06-10-2003, 07:50 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Oh no.
Megolas was merrily shooting random orcs and whatever there was when suddenly Pippin was snatched by a buncha random orcs. Pippin: Ack! I forgot my Carrot! Noooooo! Orcs: Wee! Megolas: *groan* Aragorn: After them! All the others in the fellowship: YARG! Eowyn: Megolas....Legolas....?
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-11-2003, 05:39 PM
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The Evil One
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Eye-Now-A-Finger: Now I can put the ring on!!!
Eowyn: Finger!!! Narrator: Eowyn has found a new crush and the quest continues...
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GO RED SOX Evanescence, Green Day, Weezer, the Click Five, Train...The best song artists and singers ever! You laugh cuz i'm different, i laugh cuz ur all the same!!!
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06-11-2003, 05:59 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Finger: *dances about merrily to go find the wizard who took his ring* Ahahahaha!
Eowyn: Hey! Come back!
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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06-11-2003, 11:49 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Oh joy. A flouncing finger of Sauron. Careful where ya step.
Megolas: Oh brother! After them! Galadriel: Well, Shoot the little finger! Megolas: Shoot? Hell, just step on it with the heel of your boot! Galadriel: I do not wear boots. Megolas: Sucks for you! Galadriel:......? Pippin: *in the far distance*Hey! What about meeeeee!? I forgot my carrot! Save Meeeee!!! Megolas: Right! Onwards! Fellowship: Okay! Yarg! *they charge after pippin*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-12-2003, 10:15 AM
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Lady of Legends
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Finger: *bouncing past orcs at high speed* Ahahahaha!! Ring! ring, ring, ring, Ring! Ring, ring, ring.....
Pippin: Aaack! My carrot is singing! Finger: Carrot?! I'll have you know I am the Dark Lord Sau-*Crunch. An orc steps on Sauron and Pippin is carried away* Finger: Agggh...allright....I'm allright! Megolas: Who cares? After them!!! *they charge after Pippin again*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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