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....Eärniel trips over something.
XK: Eärniel, for crying out loud, don't tell me you're drunk already! Can't you see where you walk? Eär: Fne! Not if you're tripping me. XK: What? I never! Eär: All right, then who did? *Suddenly the torch goes out in a unusual blast of wind. (Ever seen wind below deck of a ship? No? Then it's unusual) A deep and hollow voice is heard that chills the pirate elves to the bone.* Voice: Incidentally, I knew you were coming for those two. EG: Er.... thing? Is that you? Eär: Did you trip me? Voice: I knew you were going to say that. OOC: Neh, neh neh, somebody else now? 
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12-23-2002, 09:08 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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EG: Thing! Show yourself!
Thing: Mwahahahaha! Very well, Captain! The Thing steps out into the light coming from the doorway. It appeared to be a tall cloaked figure. EG: Will you let us out, then? Thing: No. EG: As captain of this ship, I command you to let us out. NOW! Thing: I don't believe I will follow that order. EG: Then you will walk the plank! Thing: No I won't. The Thing disappears again, but the mysterious wind causes the door to shut. The five pirates run to the door but it won't open. The captain screams in rage and kicks the door, hard. Nothing happens. THey are trapped.
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12-24-2002, 07:52 AM
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Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame
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zav: Someone call for a light?
Ear: How did you get in the thing room without us Knowing?! zav: Errrr...It's on the script. Ear: Oh right! Xk: What script? Ear: Doesn't matter! *Ear turns round looking for the Thing* Ear: I know you're there Thing! You might as well come out!!
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12-24-2002, 12:18 PM
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Possessive Villain Fancier
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR!
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The darkness in the room is heavy, and seems to be pressing in. The Thing (in the room, the room is locked...dammit!) is there, and the crew don't know what to do.
*whispers very quietly* Eär - What now? EG - Don't know...we're going to have to think our way out. Maybe bargain with it. Eär - But it's a thing, what can it want? EG - Oh you don't want to know... Zav - Do you know more about this thing than you're telling us captain? EG - No. Of course not! I know, why don't you go and look for it, Zavron. Zav - No way! Not until i know what i'm dealing with. EG - What if i ord... XK - *sighs loudly* OH THING!!! (in the room, the room is still unfortunately locked) I KNOW YOU ARE HERE! TALK TO ME! NOW!!! *Silence* I mean it, I'll come look for you... EG - What are you doing? Tano - You really don't want to go look for it... Ninja - No, very bad! Very... XK - Shut up! Both of you, this is your fault Ninja, and i shall deal with you later for disobeying my orders. THHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! *grabs flute taken from the bard by cap'n and beings to play. There is a bang* Thing - Stop with the sounds...*hiss* XK - *stops* Let us out. Thing - *hiss* No, i don't want to. EG - Thing, in the room (the room is still bloody locked) let us out now. I am the captain, i can have you...removed. Thing - No, you can't...muahahaaa!! XK - *mad* Hey, that's MY laugh! *plays flute again* Thing - NO! Bad sounds disturbing the peace! Stop it! EG - Let us out then. *door slams open and the crew pile out, as the music stops the door locks shut again and evil laughter is heard* Thing - I knew that would happen, you know...Muahahahahaaa!! XK - MY LAUGH DAMMIT! MINE!!!! EG - Right, nice work everyone. Eärniel, go find BoP, we need to get Tano and Ninja to see our psychiatric doctor. Eär - Yes, ma'am! Eärniel leaves the rest of the crew in search of the doctor, but when she reaches her cabin there is no one there. Eär - BoP? Where are you? Thing - *evil laugh sounds throughout the ship* Muahahahahahaaaaa!!! Eär - Oh no! *begins running back to the rest of the crew*
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12-24-2002, 12:25 PM
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Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame
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zav: Now that is a good laugh! I hope it means something good!!
*MUWHAHAHAHA!!* xk: Hey! I'm gonna copywrite that laugh!! Thing: I have already done it!! xk: Damn!
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12-24-2002, 02:03 PM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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Eär:*comes running and screaming* Captain! I can't find Bop anywhere!
EG: What? Are you certain? Eär: Yes m'me. She isn't in her cabin nor in the infirmary. EG: Keep on looking! Eär: What? All by myself? No way! XK: Eärniel, this isn't the right time to start a mutiny! Eär: I'm not muting.... mutinying.... mutineering... Ugh... whatever! There is just no way I'm walking through this ship all by myself. I've seen enough movies! The moment the characters split up.... Woosh! Bang! They get finished off one by one! EG: *sighs * Why do I have to have such a cowardly navigator? Eâr: I don't call it cowardice. *hides behind XK* I call it 'survival'!
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12-24-2002, 04:52 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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EG: Enough! We're going to figure this out, right now. ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!
Everyone excepting the Thing (in the room, the room is not locked because EG forgot to lock it when they got out) and BoP soon appears on deck. EG: Okay, I want you to split up into groups of three and search the ship for BoP. Tano and Arathorn, you come with me, we're going back to the Room. Earniel, you go with Garina and Sicirius. E XK, you take everyone else. E XK: But that's not groups of three, Cap'n. EG: So I can't count. Oh well. Just. . .*sighs* E XK: Alright, Captain. Will do. EG: Alright, let's go. I want everyone back here in ten minutes. Oh, and Zavron, you're coming with me as well. And so they go off to search the ship. EG and the other three go to the Room, and EG makes sure to lock it with all 30 locks of various kinds. Then they search. Ten minutes later, they all return to the deck. EG: I think she's in the Room (the room is now very locked). We shall have to go back and search for her! There is no other way! Ear: But I don't want to go back in there! EG: You have a good survival instinct, Earniel. Very well, you shall stay here and you're in charge while I'm gone. I shall take E XK and we will go find it. Everyone else, back to work! Oh, and Zavron, I need to talk to you for a minute. . . EG takes Zavron to the side and knocks him over the head. EG: Do not, under any circumstances, do ANYTHING aboard this ship without my strict and explicit orders! Zav: But Cap'n! That's not fair! And you hurt me! You can't just-- EG: I can do whatever I want. This is my ship. If I catch you doing anything that I didn't order you to do, you will walk the plank! Understand? Zav: But--but. . . EG: DO YOU UNDERSTAND? You almost got us locked in the room permanently! I can't trust you anymore! Now you must prove yourself with perfect obediance! Zav: Fine. Hmph. EG: Now I order you to go scrub the deck. Zav: Yes, Cap'n. EG: Good. EG and E XK venture back to the Room (the room is still very locked) but who knows what they will find there? Will they find BoP? Or will they be subject to the horrors of the room themselves?
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12-25-2002, 06:11 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
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OOC: Hey, zavron, I said it wasn't cowardice. It's 'survival'.
 Eär: *walks the deck, talking to herself * I'm in charge.... I'm in charge.... I may be in charge but I still don't like it. What happens if they don't come back? Than I'll be in charge for life.... Oh, the responsibility.... But wait, what if the Thing in the Room (The Room'd better be locked!) comes out?*starts to bite nails* Sici: You know, that's a disgusting habit. Eär: Go scrub the deck, you. Sici: zavron's already doing it. Eär: Fine then, come with me. They both go below deck and poke their head around the corner. The door of the Room, (the room is much to Eärniel's discomfort unlocked) stands a trifle open, all the locks hang open. Beyond the door there is only darkness. The captain and her first mate are nowhere to be seen and must have entered the Room. Eär: *swallows* This is going to be one stormy night, crewwoman. Sici: *swallows* I fear so. OOC: Mwahahahah! This is fun!
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12-26-2002, 07:24 AM
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Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame
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Meanwhile zavron scrubs deck muttering things like 'Isn't even your ship! They stole it!' and 'I broka nail!!' and 'Hasn't anyone ever scrubbed this deck before!' Zavron continued muttering to himself slowly slipping into dimensia and soon becoming an ego-Maniac for cleanness.
zav: Damn Dirt! Ouch! Theres another nail gone!! Eeeh-by-gum can your belly touch your bum! Well in the captains case I suppose so!! *grins and sniggers* Damn dirt! zavron stops scrubbing and amuses himself by watching all of the crew search for Bop. Sp: I'm back! zav: What do you want!?! Sp: Oooh! Touchy today aren't we! How about we go walkabout again! zav: No! last time you nearly got us all locked in with the Thing in the room! (The room Might be Locked, somebody better go and check just in case) Anyway the cap'n's told me to scrub the deck out here! I can't disobay orders! Sp: You can't, but I can. Zav: Whatever your thinking about No! NO!! NO!!! and NO!!!! Sp: Tough! Time to go walkies! Sp takes over zav's body and go's to make some mischief. Somebody better stop him before he does something extremely bad!
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12-31-2002, 10:40 PM
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Meanwhile Willow has been left to her own devices. Seeing Earniel and Sicirus going below deck she followed...
Willow: (coming up beside Earniel) Are they going to be alright? Earniel: I don't know. Willow: It's so dark in there, won't they need light? Sici: I think they would have asked for some before going in if they needed it. Willow: All the same... I wish I knew what they were doing in there. We haven't heard from either of them in awhile.... (With that she was gone, a small spark of light dissapeared into the darkness of the room and all was dark again.)
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01-03-2003, 05:49 PM
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The light was EG opening the porthole and it went out because Max put his eye to it to try and see what was going on and to try to be a help.
EG: Hey! Who put out the lights! Max: Sorry, can I help you look for... Thing: Boo! Max: ...nevermind.
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01-14-2003, 12:38 PM
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Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame
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ooc: someone do something!
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01-14-2003, 02:00 PM
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Thing: Mwahahaaaaaaaa! *sigh*
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01-15-2003, 11:50 AM
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Finrod jumps from the water and lies down on the deck. Moments later he bursts into flame again and dives back into the water.
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01-16-2003, 09:56 PM
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sici: I think the crazy whale put the lights out. I did not k now whales could fit on the ship?
Willow: Sighs" They can't you crazy er.. wierdo? sici and others burst out laughing. Finrod jumps over board. Sici: that looks like fun. "Jumps into extremely cold water and swims around watching funny looking fin coming towards me sticking straight up in the air. wait why is Finrod swimming away really fast like? And screaming shark?
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01-21-2003, 06:07 PM
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max: I'll save you! *knocks sici under by mistake* oops!
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01-21-2003, 08:41 PM
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Starts to relize what funny fin thingy was and attempted to swim away but gets runover by talking whale.
Sici*splashes* Argh! Max: Swims towards shark and knocks it away. "Sorry Sisicirus" Sici: *Now on the ship* "Help I'm drowning" Max: Er... Right."
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01-25-2003, 12:53 PM
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Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame
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*Walks behind sici and grabs him (Or Her, whatever it is!) and pushes him overboard again. Sp falls about laughing on the floor rolling about dangerously near the edge of the ship. Falls in*
Sp: AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!*SPLASH!!* Sp: Help!! I can't swim!!!*suddenly realizes he can swim* Oh! *Starts swimming towards ship.* Sici: Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *suddenly, Sp feels a warmth in his heart* Sp: What's that? Is that me caring!! *Realizes the tingly feeling is a Heart Attack*Wait! I'm having a Heart Attack!!!
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01-27-2003, 07:19 PM
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ooc: I forgot who sp was.
 sorry.I am a girl.ic: Sici: Hey how did I get in the water again? sp: Someone pushed you in. Sici:*sudden relization* oh. AHHHHHHHHHHHH Fin thingy is going to came back. Hey look he has friends now. Oh wait that can't be good. *swims towards ship* Help crazy elf finrod. *finrod still trying to figure out how to stop himself from bursting into flames.* Notices two ship crew members in water and searches for lifesaver. Then notices how stupid unequiped ship was. Throws first thing he ccan find. Sici: A sponge? You threw a sponge? Cool! Swims to sponge that started to grow from absorbation og ocean. Sici:*eyes widen* the sponge sucked up alot of water and refused to stop absorbing. "Her its absorbing the ocean." Sp: EEP!
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02-03-2003, 01:04 PM
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Possessive Villain Fancier
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OOC - By now, I know you're all sick of me moaning. But a long time ago I stated the story was planned. Can we please keep the story COHERENT!
i.e. Sicirus was following Eärniel below deck, and then..BAM, she's in the sea. If that makes sense someone tell me how. Thank you. [i] The door of the room slams shut as the fairy enters. [i] Eärniel - Willow? [no answer] Eärniel - WILLOW! *looks around to find she is alone in the corridor* Oh well, I guess I'm the only one left. *looks over shoulder and draw her knife before looking through the keyhole.* Inside the room, EG and EXK are walking through the dark, hoping to find and reason with the Thing (in the room, the room is locked.) EG - *whisper* BoP? Are you here? [silence] Bop? XK - I hope the thing (in the room, the room is locked) hasn't done anything to her. They continue in silence when something falls directly into their path... EG and XK - AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Willow - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Everyone - AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! EG - Ah-Willow? Willow - AAAAHHHHHHH!!! EG - Willow! It's us! How did you get in here? XK - Look! *points behind Willow, BoP has appeared looking slightly lost* BoP Are you okay? BoP - *vague* Yes...I'm fine thank you susan... XK - Er...yes. Come on, let's get out of here. EG grabs Willow and XK pulls BoP along behind her as they hurry to the door Thing - Muahaaaa! XK - Oh for gods sake, if you do that one more time I'm going to come and kill you! [silence] XK - Good. From outside the room Eärniel can hear laugher and shouting. She recognises the voice as XK's Eärniel - Hey! Cap'n? XK, can you hear me? EG - Yes, Eärniel, can you open the door from the outside? Eärniel - I don't think so...wait...*the door opens by itself and they tumble out of the room, the door slams shut again behind them. They all exchange glances and hurry back to the deck. BoP lingers at the back of the group, casting a backward glance at the locked door before ascending to the deck with the rest of the crew* EG - Crew! A meeting if you please! Everyone, to the drawing room in five minutes. My senior crew will come with me to collect Ninja and Tano from their cabins. EG, XK and Eärniel all disappear to collect the two injured crewmembers whislt the others linger on the deck, worried glances crossing their faces. Willow glances up to see the clouds rolling angrily in the sky. The waves are crashing angrily at the bow and the sails rippling violently in the wind. Willow - If we don't drop anchor soon, the storm will wash us away! Cap'n? *looking around she sees everyone heading inside. She sighs and follows, making a mental note to tell the Cap'n about the weather* -----------  Onwards, onwards, ever further Backwards we go Forwards we know Backwards we go Who saw the lightning Before it struck? We didn't see We didn't know...
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