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05-19-2003, 12:02 AM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Oy vay! where has this thing gone?
*Merry has had just about enough if Gollum/Smeagol's weird whinning and was about to do something about it( Merry: I've had just about enough of your weird whinning and i am about to do something about it! *he does something about it* Eowyn:*cringe* was that nessisary? Galdalf: Hey! he was about to tell me something! Merry: oh hush up blonde..... You to Mr. Pointy Hat Man! Galadriel: now, now.... be nice! Merry:*growls* All:*back away*
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05-20-2003, 06:02 PM
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The Evil One
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Gollum: Gollum...Gollum...
Smeagol: Because he's tricksy! Gollum: The precioussssss must be ussssed againsssssted HIM.
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05-20-2003, 09:09 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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OOC:AHH!! Gone 4 days this insane hobbit is getting worse. Now I don't know what kind of post to make so I'll just make something dumb up but it still goes with what happens in the books.
IC: *at that place where boromir gets killed in the book/movie but doesn't here* (anyone wanna tell me what it's called) Eoywn:*sigh* I'm pining for my eyeball. Pip:You lost an eye? Boromir:No Merry she looooovveess Sauron! Boy, for someone so cute you sure are slow. Merry:Well at least it's pip that they're calling Merry and me they're calling Pip. Aragorn:So isn't a narmy of orcs supposed to show up some time now? Gimli:Well that's how it happened in the movie/book. But since Gandalf has the Ring and Boromir is going to live I don't see how we can possibly do any of it. All:How do you know this? Eye:*popping up* Gandalf the recently bleached is giving you one more chance to serve him with undying loyalty. Merry:We don't want to. Eye:Then he will be sending the orc army to take the hobbits(Merry and Pip only). Frodo can do what he likes the same goes for everyone except Aragorn, Gimli, and...now lets see who shall take Leg-less' place...Boromir you will! You 3 must go to Rohan or the world of men will die...you know the rest. Eowyn:Why do we have to do things your way? Eye:Because the idiot who doesn't know how to work my Ring said so! Boromir:So if he can't work it wh are you so afraid of him? Why can't you just take it back from? Eye:*looking very hopful* You know you're right! I think I'll try that! Aragorn:*smacks boromir*You ninny! Why did you have to tell him that?!?!?!?! OOC:Tell something how does an eye look hopeful?
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05-21-2003, 05:40 PM
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The Evil One
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Eowyn: I want my eye.
Boromir: Shut up. Eowyn: I want my eye. Boromir: Shut up. Eowyn: I want my eye. Boromir: Shut up Eowyn: I want m... All: Oh just shut up will ya????!!!
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05-21-2003, 07:50 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Eye: I want my ring
Eowyn: But don't you want me??? *Meanwhile back at the place Gandalf is at, which is actually a new tall ominous creepy tower he has built for himself* Gandalf: I christen this tower, Minas GandalfMithrandirTharkunIncanusOlorinAbraKadabrawh atchamacallit, in honor of ME!! *breaks glass of Old Winyards on tower* Eye*because it can be in two places at once. Wow.* : Why don't we just call it Minas Moron? Sarumaun: Big deal. Isengard was better. Gandalf: It most certainly was not! All you had was some dumb roof to stick prisoners on! I have a mote, a labyrynth, an underground cavern with a hidden army, Oh! That reminds me! Time to unleash the orcs! *unleashes orcs from Minas GandalfMithrandirTharkunIncanusOlorinAbraKadabrawh atchamacallit, AKA Minas Moron*
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05-21-2003, 10:13 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Frodo: Hey, where are we? It seems like everyone left.
Merry: Yeah, seems like it. Sam: I think we're at Entwash. Frodo: Where's that? Sam: Dunno. *all twiddle thumbs* Frodo: So whatcha wanna do? Gollum: Evil Hobbitsssesssssss SSSSTTTOOOPPPP with evil movie quotesssssss! Frodo: okay, fine! geez. Hey, guys-- Merry: I found some weed! Sam: Let's smoke it! *all smoke* Frodo: wanna go to mordor? others: okay.
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05-23-2003, 05:45 PM
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The Evil One
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Eowyn: I am dieing!
Boromir: What happened? *concerned* Eowyn: I want my... *Boromir hits her over the head with the LotR book* *Eowyn gets knocked out*
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05-24-2003, 09:49 AM
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Lady of Legends
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Pippin: *ignoring the fact that Eowyn's knocked out* What's THAT?
Boromir: Whadya think it is? A copy of LOTR! *Poof! Gandalf is here again* Gandalf: Of course! IT must have a way to work the Ring in it! Give me that, you foolofatook! Merry: But I'm MERRY!
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05-24-2003, 10:17 AM
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The Evil One
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lie
Gandalf: Besides, there are a few things I must change, like how Sauron has the ring. I must have the ring of this entire book'll be a lie.
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05-24-2003, 10:27 AM
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Lady of Legends
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Eye: Why don't you just give me the ring instead?
Gandalf: No! I'm not falling for that again! Pippin: Again? Gandalf: About 10 minutes ago, the sky turned dark and everything started exploding, nazgul were flying everywhere? He tricked me into giving it to him. Eowyn: Oooh! He's so clever! Gandalf: But I got it back. I cut off his finger. *No one really knows what Gandalf is talking about because the Eye does not have fingers, but it doesn't matter because just then they hear distant shouting of orcs* ......................................... Merry: Weren't we supposed to hear distant shouting? Aragorn: We can't anymore. Hearing faint noises was Legolas's job. Pippin: Hmmmm....*looks out over the horizon* I think I see orcs! Gandalf: Ha! My army is here! NOW you'll all serve me with undying loyalty! *Poof! Disappears!*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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05-26-2003, 10:31 AM
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The Evil One
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Eowyn: Gandalf?
Gandalf: Yes Eowyn? Eowyn: I HATE YOU! YOU HURT MY EYEBALLLLLLLL!!!! *starts to sob* Boromir: Get a hold on your self, Eowyn!!! Eowyn: *Gasps and points at Gandalf* He...hurt...my...EYEBALLL Boromir: *looks at Merry* Pippin...Will you help me here, we have a damsel in distress. Merry: *Points at his Merry T-shirt* I'm MERRY. M-E-R-R-Y. Boromir: *Vaugly* What ever Pip.
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05-26-2003, 10:41 AM
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Lady of Legends
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Pippin: Its only an eyeball!
Eowyn: What? WHAT?!?!!!! *charges at Pippin* Pippin: Eek! Help me! Help me! *runs about madly with Eowyn on his tail* Eye: Mwahahaha...get that halfling Eowyn! Then we can take him to barad dur and find out where the ring is! Oh, wait....
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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05-30-2003, 06:44 PM
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The Evil One
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Eowyn: Well, if the eyeball I'm pining for, doesn't realize I'm NOT a halfling, I might dump him!!!!!
Eye: Dump me? The handsomest dark lord around? NEVER! Gandalf: Now, hold on a darn second...
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05-30-2003, 08:52 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Merry: ACK! Enough! *drives stake through Eyeball*
Eyeball: ARGH!!!! Eowyn: Now that wasnt necessary! Merry:*quivering* I.... Am.....going...to....have a......NERVOUS SPAZ IF YOU PEOPLE DONT STOP CALLING ME PIPPIN!!!!!! Boromir: Calm down Pippin!! Merry: ACK! *falls down into nervy spaz fit*
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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05-31-2003, 06:30 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Pippin: Now you've done it!
Merry: *being spazzy* Laaaaaa.......Piiiiiiippiiiiiin.....I'm Piiiiiiiiiiipiiiiin .......Laaalaaalaaaaaa.....Arrrrrgh!!!!! *Grabs Pippin's scarf* Seee??? Piiiipiiin! Ahahahaha...*attempts blindly to turn the scarf into a noose* Boromir: No! You can't kill yourself! What about the horn of Gondor? Somebody save him! Gandalf: Hmmmm....OK.....but you all must serve me with undying loyalty! All: Never! Gandalf: Oh fine, I'll do it anyway. Merry and Pippin were always my favorites anyway. * Grabs Merry and unties noose from his neck* Gandalf: Cut it out Merry! Merry: *starts crying* You...you....you called me Merry ! Gandalf: Yeah yeah now stop it with the identity crisis. How will the orcs be able to tell you apart from Pippin? Aragorn: I forgot about the orcs.... Eowyn: Oh yeahhhh... OOC: So when are the orcs coming anyway?
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05-31-2003, 11:43 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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*as Gandalf hoists Merry up to take the noose off, Merry Sees a buncha orcs*
Merry:*not quite recovered* Ohhhhh! Orcies yay! Orcies go boom yay! Boromir: Does that answer your quwstion, your future highness?? Aragorn:*Glare* Shut it you!! Eowyn: Your lucky legolas already died! Other wise it woulda been you!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-01-2003, 11:58 AM
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The Evil One
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Eowyn: Evil Merry. You killed me EYE.
Merry: Finally!!! Eowyn: I wasn't talking to you Pippin. Merry: AHHHHH!!! Darn you blasted SHEILD GIRL
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06-01-2003, 09:12 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Eowyn: Sheild Maiden, thank you very much!!
Merry: Shut it you poncey pony prick! *tackles Eowyn* Boromir:*sits down munching popcorn* Yay! Bitch fight! *fellowship sits down to watch and forget about orcs till Aragorn is shot in his royal rear end* Aragorn: Owch! All: oops, forgot about them! Merry: *rising victoriously* Ha! Time to kick some major orcy ass!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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06-02-2003, 11:58 AM
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Elven Warrior
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Frodo: Uh, Sam, where is everyone?
Sam: I don't know Mr. Frodo. (Merry: Time to kick some major orcy ass!) Sam: They're going to kill orcs, Mr. Frodo. Frodo: That's strange. I have the weirdest feeling that I'm not supposed to kil any orcs. It's like I'm supposed to be somewhere else entirely right now. Sam: Yeah, well, I've got the feeling that I'm supposed to be the true hero of this story, but it's not turning out that way either, so shut it. Eowyn: Ooh! look, more short guys!!! Sam And Frodo: AAAAAAHHH!!!!! [proceed to run away, but Eowyn's legs are longer] Eowyn: Got ya! [tackles them]
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06-02-2003, 06:01 PM
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The Evil One
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Eowyn: I am not a bitch!!!
 Boromir: What ever. But Pips its. Merry: Merry! M-E-R-R-Y!!!!! Spells MERRY!!! Boromir: Why are you saying Merry, Pips? Merry: *Runs around yelling*
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