The Drunk Elf Pirates and the Quest for the Holy Wine - Page 8

zavron · 12-18-2002, 01:23 PM

zav: Hmmm...a brigulorius anotorumta equalibrium theory is I superpendius constabulamity belief a gorondius theory. May I ask abriglum of your exctoiluma?

In english I think he said, what do you think?It's just a load of tosh to me!

zav: Excuseme, (To narrator) I didn't ask for your contimberlarium of this devriona!!*Turns and ignores narrator and carries on talking too the whale*

Sicirus · 12-18-2002, 09:25 PM

Gets pushed into boat and gets ores thrown into face.

EXK: Go get the mad feerie please."

Sici: Okay. *rows off into ocean narrowly missing conversational whale and crew member speaking a foreing language known only to those who have a strange memory to vocabulary.

Willow: *strokes faster and deeper into ocean.*

Sici: Give you ride back to boat. The crew needs you back.

Willoow: " Must... get....away...from...mad...room...creature."

Sici: The captain is going to take care of that. Oh what the Mordor watch out I am coming in too. Me likes swimming. *see's shark* Okay never mind. grabs feerie and rows very quickly back to ship.

gandalffan2525 · 12-19-2002, 04:46 PM

MAX: The ingodofloris of the samalas and opturig are not exactly yvoptering the quingipth in a froptous manner.

he said...

max: *smacks narrator with fin* nobody asked you!

zavron · 12-20-2002, 06:55 AM

zav: Well the conbropulus agriculturous method of nagrtition is a congropolus with the conbropulus?

zavron · 12-20-2002, 11:31 AM

ooc: From now on my carachter is going to be extremely contradictive, now that he knows everything in the world.

Max and zavron continue they're Intelectual conversation, whilst tha rest of the crew are dealing with Willow.

max: What are they doing over there with Willow?
zav: Oh they're bringing her back to shore because she ran off.
max: How did you Know that?
zav: I know everything.
max: Really?...what is the thing in the room? (The room is now unlocked)
zav: Everybody knows That!! *scoffs*
max: You don't know do you!
zav: Of course I know!
max: Bet you don't!
zav: Allright then, I'll bet you...five months alcahol that I know what The Thing in The room is(The room is now unlocked)!!
max: You're on!

Zavron continues to do nothing while max starts to get very Impatient.

max: Come on then tell us what it is then!
zav: Pardon.
max: Tell us what the thing in the room(The room is now unlocked) is?
zav: Why?
max: Because we made a deal!!
zav: No we didn't!
max: Yes we did!
zav: Didn't!
max: Did!
zav: Didn't!
max: Did!
zav: Didn't!
max: Did!
zav: Didn't!
max: Did!
zav: Didn't!
max: Did!
zav: Didn't!
max: Did!
zav: Didn't!
max: Did!
zav: Didn't!
max: Did!
zav: Didn't!
max: Stop that!!
zav: stop what?
max: The argument!
zav: You started it!!
max: What!! No I didn't!
zav: Did!
max: Didn't!!
zav: Did!
max: Didn't!!
zav: Did!
max: Didn't!!
zav: Did!
max: Didn't!!
zav: Did!
max: Didn't!!
zav: Did!
max: Didn't!!

And they continued like that for a couple of hours.

Elfmaster XK · 12-20-2002, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zavron
[B]ooc: From now on my carachter is going to be extremely contradictive, now that he knows everything in the world.

OOC - Er...didn't it occur to you that you character cannot possibly know everything in the world, as that would be pointless. Write me a character profile, please.

zavron · 12-21-2002, 05:34 AM

ooc: Here is my new carachter profile.

Name: zavron.
Race: elf.
Ocupation: Pirate.
Height: 6'1.
Eyes: Deep Blue.
Personality: Wearing Stone of Second Sight; Incrediblt intelligent, contradictive, know-it-all. Not wearing the stone of second sight; Thick as a plank, drunk continuously, Comical, all sense of direction killed off by alcahol.
Over all Personality: Like Gollum, split personality, talks to himself.

Is that ok?

Eruviel Greenleaf · 12-21-2002, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elfmaster XK
OOC - Er...didn't it occur to you that you character cannot possibly know everything in the world, as that would be pointless. Write me a character profile, please.

i believe this entire thread has become pointless, mate. will continue in a PM

zavron · 12-21-2002, 05:53 AM

ooc: I think it's doing quite well!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 12-21-2002, 06:27 AM

i am afraid i did not ask for your opinion on the matter, zavron, but since you gave it, i must say that it certainly has strayed far from it's purpose.

forgive me, others of the crew; i am rather annoyed.

***Earniel*** · 12-21-2002, 06:32 AM

OOC: see our discussion thread for this

zavron · 12-21-2002, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eruviel Greenleaf
i am afraid i did not ask for your opinion on the matter, zavron, but since you gave it, i must say that it certainly has strayed far from it's purpose.

forgive me, others of the crew; i am rather annoyed.

You didn't ask anybody for their opinion. I am a member of this Rpg and you shouldn't shun me out of the way!

I am a member of the crew now.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 12-21-2002, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zavron
You didn't ask anybody for their opinion. I am a member of this Rpg and you shouldn't shun me out of the way! I am a member of the crew now.

Not if you can't follow orders. Get thee to the discussion thread! And I apologize, Earniel, for posting in the wrong thread yet again. . .

zavron · 12-21-2002, 06:58 AM

ooc: Let's just carry on. Agreed?

Elfmaster XK · 12-22-2002, 09:04 AM

OOC: I have chosen to go from Eärniel's post, as it makes sense.
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Eär - Cap'n? *tentatively they open the door to find EG sleeping, a glass in her hand, and her head on the desk*

XK - Cap'n! Wake up! *pokes her*

EG - Wha? I mean, Y'arr! ...oh, it's you two. What's wrong? What time is it? oooh, nasty. I remember the pub. *shakes head*

Eär - Well, we have some news. Ninja, she went into the room (the room is no longer locked.)

EG - WHAT!!! Then we must hurry to lock it! NOW! *they hurry down to find Sicirus comforting Willow*

Sici - Willow says Tano disappeared down there too.

EG - Oh no. DAMN YOU MURPHY!!! (ooc - hee hee)

*they continue down to the brig level to rescue Tano and Ninja, on nthe way picking up Arathorn, the bard.*

Arat - Me? What do you need me for? I was mid-sea shanty.

EG - *grabs wrist* come on! I know what we need.

zavron · 12-22-2002, 09:18 AM

I walked to my cabin.

zav: ''I wonder What time it is?''
Sp(Split personality): ''About Half-Past Three''
zav: ''Who are you?''
Sp: ''I am you, you idiot!!'' *slaps Himself over head*
zav: ''What was that for!!''
Sp: ''For being a complete Idiot!'' *slaps himself over head again*
zav: ''Who are you really?''
Sp: ''I am your split personality!''
zav: ''Oh! Nice to meet you split personality!''
Sp: ''Thanks!''*Sp hits zav over head*
zav: ''Why did you do that?''
Sp: ''No reason!'' *Sp grins sneakily*

Sp makes zavron stand up

zav: ''Where are we going?''
Sp: ''I'm taking control for awhile, I'll let you come back in a bit.''

Sp takes over the body of zavron and decides to go walk about.

zavron · 12-22-2002, 10:04 AM

Meanwhile sp creeps around the nancealot, until he reaches The door to the Thing in the room (The roomis still unlocked)

Sp: [to narator] Do you have to announce everything I do to the whole ship?

Yes, thats my Job!

Sp: Allright, would you just keep it down!

*Now in whisper* Sp creeps up to the door and slowly opens it. Suddenly Xk runs down the deck. Sp jumps and quickly slams the door shut, The room locks.

Xk: What are you doing down here? *suspiciously*

ooc: Finish off later!

***Earniel*** · 12-23-2002, 11:40 AM

Sp: I locked the door.

XK: What do mean, you've locked the door?

Sp: You wanted to lock the door, didn't you? Well, I've done it for you.

Eär: You silly ninnyhammer! Tano and Ninja are in there! We've got to get them out! Open the bloody door!

sp: Close it. Open it. Close it. Open it. Why can't you make up your mind!

Eär: *narrows eyes* Don't insult your superior officer.

EG: *soothing* Children, children. We've got more pressing matters right now, don't we? Now, to save Tano and Ninja....

zavron · 12-23-2002, 11:57 AM

Sp: Maybe I don't want to open the door for you. *leans against door*

Ear: Why shouldn't you?

Sp: Well...(Grins) How about a profesision, Give me a mongth worth of alcohol and I'll let you open the door.

Xk: Whats wrong with you today? First you're suddenly using Intelligent Vocabulary and now you're acting like a completely different person.

Ear: Just let us in the Door zavron.

Sp: (Inocent sounding) Oh, I'm not zavron, zavron went for a little snooze.

zav: Hey what are you doing?

Sp: Aww, not you again! I just got rid of you!

zav: You shouldn't pick on people. Now let them in the door!

Sp: You do it!!*Sp dissapears and zavron emerges*

zav: *opens door* Here ya Go!

Eruviel Greenleaf · 12-23-2002, 05:10 PM

Cap'n EG takes a deep breath, clenches her fists, and storms into the room.

E XK: No! Cap'n, don't go in there! Not yet, it's dangerous!
EG: It's my duty as captain. I must go. . .

She walks in, hand on the hilt of the short sword at her side, and disappears in the shadow and darkness of the Room.

E XK: *turns to Earniel* Do you think she'll be okay?
Ear: She's the captain. She'll make it.
E XK: Do you reckon we should go in and help her?

Both first and second mate quake in fear of the Room, but agree they must help their captain.

E XK: Well, you go first, then.
Ear: No, you.
E XK: But you're the second mate. You should go in first.
Ear: But as first mate, you ought to. Besides, I'm the navigator. I'm important!
E XK: So am I!
E XK and Ear: Let's go in together!

They take slow steps toward the door, full of trepidation.
Meanwhile, the captain has entered the Room. All she can see at first is shadow and darkness. But then she can see Tano and Ninja, sitting on the floor, meditating. She goes to them, slowly, and taps Tano's shoulder. She sqeaks, and they both look up.

Tano: Merble?
EG: Come, we must get out of here!

Tano and Ninja jump up and follow the captain to the door, but on the way. . .
EG crashes into someone, and there is a lot of screaming until Earniel is smart enough to light a torch. It was only E XK that EG had walked into. They run to the door, ready to escape the Room and lock it behind them, when. . .

ooc: hahahaha! Now someone must continue from there!

12-18-2002, 01:23 PM	#141
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	zav: Hmmm...a brigulorius anotorumta equalibrium theory is I superpendius constabulamity belief a gorondius theory. May I ask abriglum of your exctoiluma? In english I think he said, what do you think?It's just a load of tosh to me! zav: Excuseme, (To narrator) I didn't ask for your contimberlarium of this devriona!!Turns and ignores narrator and carries on talking too the whale __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12-18-2002, 09:25 PM	#142
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	Gets pushed into boat and gets ores thrown into face. EXK: Go get the mad feerie please." Sici: Okay. rows off into ocean narrowly missing conversational whale and crew member speaking a foreing language known only to those who have a strange memory to vocabulary. Willow: strokes faster and deeper into ocean.* Sici: Give you ride back to boat. The crew needs you back. Willoow: " Must... get....away...from...mad...room...creature." Sici: The captain is going to take care of that. Oh what the Mordor watch out I am coming in too. Me likes swimming. see's shark Okay never mind. grabs feerie and rows very quickly back to ship. __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins

12-19-2002, 04:46 PM	#143
gandalffan2525 Enting Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: mentally or physically? Posts: 64	MAX: The ingodofloris of the samalas and opturig are not exactly yvoptering the quingipth in a froptous manner. he said... max: smacks narrator with fin nobody asked you! __________________ Never under estamate the power of stupid people in large groups. *************************** I AM,Malpan ************************ Who is X? ************************* click here-->Dagorhir! *************************** "I will personally strangle the next person who refers to ents as 'those talking tree things'"

12-20-2002, 06:55 AM	#144
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	zav: Well the conbropulus agriculturous method of nagrtition is a congropolus with the conbropulus? __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12-20-2002, 11:31 AM	#145
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	ooc: From now on my carachter is going to be extremely contradictive, now that he knows everything in the world. Max and zavron continue they're Intelectual conversation, whilst tha rest of the crew are dealing with Willow. max: What are they doing over there with Willow? zav: Oh they're bringing her back to shore because she ran off. max: How did you Know that? zav: I know everything. max: Really?...what is the thing in the room? (The room is now unlocked) zav: Everybody knows That!! scoffs max: You don't know do you! zav: Of course I know! max: Bet you don't! zav: Allright then, I'll bet you...five months alcahol that I know what The Thing in The room is(The room is now unlocked)!! max: You're on! Zavron continues to do nothing while max starts to get very Impatient. max: Come on then tell us what it is then! zav: Pardon. max: Tell us what the thing in the room(The room is now unlocked) is? zav: Why? max: Because we made a deal!! zav: No we didn't! max: Yes we did! zav: Didn't! max: Did! zav: Didn't! max: Did! zav: Didn't! max: Did! zav: Didn't! max: Did! zav: Didn't! max: Did! zav: Didn't! max: Did! zav: Didn't! max: Did! zav: Didn't! max: Did! zav: Didn't! max: Stop that!! zav: stop what? max: The argument! zav: You started it!! max: What!! No I didn't! zav: Did! max: Didn't!! zav: Did! max: Didn't!! zav: Did! max: Didn't!! zav: Did! max: Didn't!! zav: Did! max: Didn't!! zav: Did! max: Didn't!! And they continued like that for a couple of hours. __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Last edited by zavron : 12-21-2002 at 06:42 AM.

12-21-2002, 05:34 AM	#147
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	ooc: Here is my new carachter profile. Name: zavron. Race: elf. Ocupation: Pirate. Height: 6'1. Eyes: Deep Blue. Personality: Wearing Stone of Second Sight; Incrediblt intelligent, contradictive, know-it-all. Not wearing the stone of second sight; Thick as a plank, drunk continuously, Comical, all sense of direction killed off by alcahol. Over all Personality: Like Gollum, split personality, talks to himself. Is that ok? __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Last edited by zavron : 12-21-2002 at 06:43 AM.

12-21-2002, 05:53 AM	#149
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	ooc: I think it's doing quite well! __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12-21-2002, 06:27 AM	#150
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	i am afraid i did not ask for your opinion on the matter, zavron, but since you gave it, i must say that it certainly has strayed far from it's purpose. forgive me, others of the crew; i am rather annoyed. __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

12-21-2002, 06:32 AM	#151
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	OOC: see our discussion thread for this __________________ We are not things.

12-21-2002, 06:58 AM	#154
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	ooc: Let's just carry on. Agreed? __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12-22-2002, 09:04 AM	#155
Elfmaster XK Possessive Villain Fancier Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my ship, riding the waves YARR! Posts: 2,008	OOC: I have chosen to go from Eärniel's post, as it makes sense. ------ Eär - Cap'n? tentatively they open the door to find EG sleeping, a glass in her hand, and her head on the desk XK - Cap'n! Wake up! pokes her EG - Wha? I mean, Y'arr! ...oh, it's you two. What's wrong? What time is it? oooh, nasty. I remember the pub. shakes head Eär - Well, we have some news. Ninja, she went into the room (the room is no longer locked.) EG - WHAT!!! Then we must hurry to lock it! NOW! they hurry down to find Sicirus comforting Willow Sici - Willow says Tano disappeared down there too. EG - Oh no. DAMN YOU MURPHY!!! (ooc - hee hee) they continue down to the brig level to rescue Tano and Ninja, on nthe way picking up Arathorn, the bard. Arat - Me? What do you need me for? I was mid-sea shanty. EG - grabs wrist come on! I know what we need. __________________ My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies, Fairytales of yesterday will grow but never die, I can fly - my friends. XK

12-22-2002, 09:18 AM	#156
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	I walked to my cabin. zav: ''I wonder What time it is?'' Sp(Split personality): ''About Half-Past Three'' zav: ''Who are you?'' Sp: ''I am you, you idiot!!'' slaps Himself over head zav: ''What was that for!!'' Sp: ''For being a complete Idiot!'' slaps himself over head again zav: ''Who are you really?'' Sp: ''I am your split personality!'' zav: ''Oh! Nice to meet you split personality!'' Sp: ''Thanks!''Sp hits zav over head zav: ''Why did you do that?'' Sp: ''No reason!'' Sp grins sneakily Sp makes zavron stand up zav: ''Where are we going?'' Sp: ''I'm taking control for awhile, I'll let you come back in a bit.'' Sp takes over the body of zavron and decides to go walk about. __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12-22-2002, 10:04 AM	#157
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	Meanwhile sp creeps around the nancealot, until he reaches The door to the Thing in the room (The roomis still unlocked) Sp: [to narator] Do you have to announce everything I do to the whole ship? Yes, thats my Job! Sp: Allright, would you just keep it down! Now in whisper Sp creeps up to the door and slowly opens it. Suddenly Xk runs down the deck. Sp jumps and quickly slams the door shut, The room locks. Xk: What are you doing down here? suspiciously ooc: Finish off later! __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12-23-2002, 11:40 AM	#158
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Sp: I locked the door. XK: What do mean, you've locked the door? Sp: You wanted to lock the door, didn't you? Well, I've done it for you. Eär: You silly ninnyhammer! Tano and Ninja are in there! We've got to get them out! Open the bloody door! sp: Close it. Open it. Close it. Open it. Why can't you make up your mind! Eär: narrows eyes Don't insult your superior officer. EG: soothing Children, children. We've got more pressing matters right now, don't we? Now, to save Tano and Ninja.... __________________ We are not things.

12-23-2002, 11:57 AM	#159
zavron Chieftain of The Order of The Blue Flame Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: I am a Figment of your Imagination!!! OOOHHHH!!! Posts: 1,729	Sp: Maybe I don't want to open the door for you. leans against door Ear: Why shouldn't you? Sp: Well...(Grins) How about a profesision, Give me a mongth worth of alcohol and I'll let you open the door. Xk: Whats wrong with you today? First you're suddenly using Intelligent Vocabulary and now you're acting like a completely different person. Ear: Just let us in the Door zavron. Sp: (Inocent sounding) Oh, I'm not zavron, zavron went for a little snooze. zav: Hey what are you doing? Sp: Aww, not you again! I just got rid of you! zav: You shouldn't pick on people. Now let them in the door! Sp: You do it!!Sp dissapears and zavron emerges zav: opens door Here ya Go! __________________ Visit http://nilore.suddenlaunch2.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ''ASH NAZG DUBARTULUK, ASH NAZG GIMBATUL, ASH NAZG THRAKATULUK AGH BURZUM--ISHI KRIMPATUL...ash nazg, ash nazg......'' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gil- galad was an elven king. Of him the harpers sadly sing: the last whose realm was fair and free between the mountains and the sea. His sword was long, his lance was keen, his shinig helm afar was seen; the countless stars of heaven's field were mirrored in his silver shield. But long ago he rode away, and where he dwelleth none can say; for into darkness fell his star in mordor where the shadows are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

12-23-2002, 05:10 PM	#160
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Cap'n EG takes a deep breath, clenches her fists, and storms into the room. E XK: No! Cap'n, don't go in there! Not yet, it's dangerous! EG: It's my duty as captain. I must go. . . She walks in, hand on the hilt of the short sword at her side, and disappears in the shadow and darkness of the Room. E XK: turns to Earniel Do you think she'll be okay? Ear: She's the captain. She'll make it. E XK: Do you reckon we should go in and help her? Both first and second mate quake in fear of the Room, but agree they must help their captain. E XK: Well, you go first, then. Ear: No, you. E XK: But you're the second mate. You should go in first. Ear: But as first mate, you ought to. Besides, I'm the navigator. I'm important! E XK: So am I! E XK and Ear: Let's go in together! They take slow steps toward the door, full of trepidation. Meanwhile, the captain has entered the Room. All she can see at first is shadow and darkness. But then she can see Tano and Ninja, sitting on the floor, meditating. She goes to them, slowly, and taps Tano's shoulder. She sqeaks, and they both look up. Tano: Merble? EG: Come, we must get out of here! Tano and Ninja jump up and follow the captain to the door, but on the way. . . EG crashes into someone, and there is a lot of screaming until Earniel is smart enough to light a torch. It was only E XK that EG had walked into. They run to the door, ready to escape the Room and lock it behind them, when. . . ooc: hahahaha! Now someone must continue from there! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!