Luke, I am your... - Page 8

Falagar · 12-14-2002, 12:56 PM

Darth Vader: Luke, I am...going to sing "Ops I did it again" until you surrender to the Dark side!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

(this has probably been used before...haven't had time to go through the whole thread)

frodosgirlfriend · 12-15-2002, 08:12 PM

Luke... I am a flying toaster

Luke... I am an oompa-loompa

Luke... i am the boogey man..... boo
Luke-- AHHHHHH I SURENDER!!!!!

Luke... i am the little man that lives inside your fingure named bob

Luke... are those frekin sharks with firken lazers attached to their frekin heads?

Luke... i am the over grown monkey aka our president

elendili · 12-16-2002, 07:52 AM

Wow i never guessed this thread would go on this long

Vader : Luke... you are an undergrown, weepy, classless fool and good god can't you even try to look menacing with a light saber. I chnaged my mind i'll take over the universe with Leia now

(i find luke annoying, even his name is boring, i apologise if anyones called luke. Come on even Jar-Jar is a better name for an all powerful Jedi)

Nibs · 12-16-2002, 10:48 PM

Luke, I am the fully interactive user interface for your new Gigacomputer™ 59000000, and you have just performed an illegal operation. Now switching to safe mode...

Luke, I am your mother-in-law... what's that? I'm better than you imagined? And you noticed that I just sliced your hand off, right? I see...

Luke, I am a big fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And they're having the movie marathon right now, with all the films in succession! C'mon, it'll be fun!

Blackboar · 01-02-2003, 08:10 AM

Luke I am your brain!

Luke I am your bed

Luke I am your...(OK I won't put that one!)

Elf.Freak · 01-02-2003, 01:18 PM

Vader: Luke, i am your father, join me and we can rule the galaxy together!
Luke: there is only one ruler of the galaxy, and he has not yet risen...oh! no wait! he does not share power! i got it right, right? do i get my free toaster now?
Vader:...someone please shoot me now...

ok, a little wierd, but i do better!

Luke... i am your maker
Luke...i am BOB
Luke...Good morning Luke... (Come on! you MUST HAVE seen (or heard of) 2001: Space Oddesy (ok, AND Independance Day...))

Vader: Luke...i am your Father
Luke: Vader...i don't care!

heh heh...i'll be back!

Elvellon · 01-02-2003, 07:34 PM

Vader: Luke, I’m your father.

Luke: YOU, are my father!?!

Vader: Yes, no one is perfect.

Gwaimir Windgem · 01-11-2003, 04:48 AM

...your father's cousin's uncle's brother's son's nephew's former roommate.

frodosgirlfriend · 01-13-2003, 03:54 PM

Luke... do not fear for it is i, the giant turnup... thingy

Luke... i am the thing that is growing under your bed

Luke... we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine

Luke... Copy and past is fun

Blackboar · 01-13-2003, 03:59 PM

Yeah! It just means:

1) You can spam easily!
2) You can spell Submarine wrong fr at least 100 times!!

Luke...I am your mother!

Luke..I am your mouse!

Frodo...I am your father!

Elf.Freak · 01-13-2003, 04:13 PM

ok...this is my fav one that i have thought up so far, here goes!

Luke...i am your underwear! clean me!

lol!

frodosgirlfriend · 01-13-2003, 05:36 PM

Quote:

2) You can spell Submarine wrong fr at least 100 times!!

well it's not like i ever said i was smart............

Elf.Freak · 01-23-2003, 12:06 PM

Luke...i am BORT
Luke...welcome to the real world...

lol, Matrix rules!

Andúril · 01-30-2003, 07:19 AM

Luke, I am your -- oooh I like that.....harder....yes.....ohhh......

Elf.Freak · 02-14-2003, 12:09 PM

Andúril, that's sick!

ok, this is not meant to be sick, all you sick minded people!:

Luke...i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are a-standing in a row...

Luke, i am your social life...
Luke, i am your writing Gremlin...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Human#3.141592653 · 02-15-2003, 12:19 AM

Luke, I am your son!

frodosgirlfriend · 02-16-2003, 09:40 PM

Luke... you are the 35467839th visitor to our site, claim your prize here

Luke... I am the pop up ad for a pop up ad killer

Luke... I just spent 15 min closing pop ups

Luke... I am Bernard, the flying Mango, this is my wife Leslie, the flying Rutabaga

Elf.Freak · 02-21-2003, 05:45 AM

Vader: Luke...i am your father
Luke: that's not true!
Vader: believe it, or i'll set the Orlando fangirls on you

gimli7410 · 02-22-2003, 06:13 PM

luke......hahaahah die(stabs him)

gimli7410 · 02-22-2003, 06:24 PM

luke...u were an accident

12-14-2002, 12:56 PM	#141
Falagar Death of Mooters and [Entmoot] Internal Affairs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Oslo, Norway Posts: 2,870	Darth Vader: Luke, I am...going to sing "Ops I did it again" until you surrender to the Dark side! Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (this has probably been used before...haven't had time to go through the whole thread) __________________ Fëanor - Innocence incarnated Still, Aikanáro 'till the Last battle. Last edited by Falagar : 12-14-2002 at 12:58 PM.

12-15-2002, 08:12 PM	#142
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	Luke... I am a flying toaster Luke... I am an oompa-loompa Luke... i am the boogey man..... boo Luke-- AHHHHHH I SURENDER!!!!! Luke... i am the little man that lives inside your fingure named bob Luke... are those frekin sharks with firken lazers attached to their frekin heads? Luke... i am the over grown monkey aka our president __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

12-16-2002, 07:52 AM	#143
elendili Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester) Posts: 320	Wow i never guessed this thread would go on this long Vader : Luke... you are an undergrown, weepy, classless fool and good god can't you even try to look menacing with a light saber. I chnaged my mind i'll take over the universe with Leia now (i find luke annoying, even his name is boring, i apologise if anyones called luke. Come on even Jar-Jar is a better name for an all powerful Jedi) __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell

12-16-2002, 10:48 PM	#144
Nibs Head Hollara Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 751	Luke, I am the fully interactive user interface for your new Gigacomputer™ 59000000, and you have just performed an illegal operation. Now switching to safe mode... Luke, I am your mother-in-law... what's that? I'm better than you imagined? And you noticed that I just sliced your hand off, right? I see... Luke, I am a big fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And they're having the movie marathon right now, with all the films in succession! C'mon, it'll be fun! __________________ "People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us.

01-02-2003, 01:18 PM	#146
Elf.Freak Orli's lil fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sugar World/Orlando Bloom Cloud Posts: 464	Vader: Luke, i am your father, join me and we can rule the galaxy together! Luke: there is only one ruler of the galaxy, and he has not yet risen...oh! no wait! he does not share power! i got it right, right? do i get my free toaster now? Vader:...someone please shoot me now... ok, a little wierd, but i do better! Luke... i am your maker Luke...i am BOB Luke...Good morning Luke... (Come on! you MUST HAVE seen (or heard of) 2001: Space Oddesy (ok, AND Independance Day...)) Vader: Luke...i am your Father Luke: Vader...i don't care! heh heh...i'll be back! __________________ >>--elven arrow--> ~ Give a man a fish and he'll feed for a day, give me a fish and you'll only get it back! ~ I've gotta new avatar! looks kinda like me...anime style! ~ LOST: Orlando Bloom. If found, please send him straight to Elf.Freak

01-02-2003, 08:10 AM	#145
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	Luke I am your brain! Luke I am your bed Luke I am your...(OK I won't put that one!)

01-02-2003, 07:34 PM	#147
Elvellon Elf Lord Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lindon Posts: 637	Vader: Luke, I’m your father. Luke: YOU, are my father!?! Vader: Yes, no one is perfect. __________________ **************************************** "None are more hoplessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Reality is just an illusion, albeit a very persistent one - Albert Einstein The Caffeine Mantra It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Brazil that the thoughts aquire speed, The hands aquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion... Elvellon Erelion

01-11-2003, 04:48 AM	#148
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Maybe already done, didn't have time to sift through ...your father's cousin's uncle's brother's son's nephew's former roommate. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

01-13-2003, 03:54 PM	#149
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	Luke... do not fear for it is i, the giant turnup... thingy Luke... i am the thing that is growing under your bed Luke... we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine we all live in a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine, a yellow submirine Luke... Copy and past is fun __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

01-13-2003, 03:59 PM	#150
Blackboar Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!! Posts: 1,086	Yeah! It just means: 1) You can spam easily! 2) You can spell Submarine wrong fr at least 100 times!! Luke...I am your mother! Luke..I am your mouse! Frodo...I am your father!

01-13-2003, 04:13 PM	#151
Elf.Freak Orli's lil fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sugar World/Orlando Bloom Cloud Posts: 464	ok...this is my fav one that i have thought up so far, here goes! Luke...i am your underwear! clean me! lol! __________________ >>--elven arrow--> ~ Give a man a fish and he'll feed for a day, give me a fish and you'll only get it back! ~ I've gotta new avatar! looks kinda like me...anime style! ~ LOST: Orlando Bloom. If found, please send him straight to Elf.Freak

01-23-2003, 12:06 PM	#153
Elf.Freak Orli's lil fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sugar World/Orlando Bloom Cloud Posts: 464	Luke...i am BORT Luke...welcome to the real world... lol, Matrix rules! __________________ >>--elven arrow--> ~ Give a man a fish and he'll feed for a day, give me a fish and you'll only get it back! ~ I've gotta new avatar! looks kinda like me...anime style! ~ LOST: Orlando Bloom. If found, please send him straight to Elf.Freak

01-30-2003, 07:19 AM	#154
Andúril The Original Corruptor Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,881	Luke, I am your -- oooh I like that.....harder....yes.....ohhh......

02-14-2003, 12:09 PM	#155
Elf.Freak Orli's lil fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sugar World/Orlando Bloom Cloud Posts: 464	Andúril, that's sick! ok, this is not meant to be sick, all you sick minded people!: Luke...i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are a-standing in a row... Luke, i am your social life... Luke, i am your writing Gremlin...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! __________________ >>--elven arrow--> ~ Give a man a fish and he'll feed for a day, give me a fish and you'll only get it back! ~ I've gotta new avatar! looks kinda like me...anime style! ~ LOST: Orlando Bloom. If found, please send him straight to Elf.Freak

02-15-2003, 12:19 AM	#156
Human#3.141592653 Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico Posts: 292	Luke, I am your son! __________________ You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.

02-16-2003, 09:40 PM	#157
frodosgirlfriend Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class Posts: 452	Luke... you are the 35467839th visitor to our site, claim your prize here Luke... I am the pop up ad for a pop up ad killer Luke... I just spent 15 min closing pop ups Luke... I am Bernard, the flying Mango, this is my wife Leslie, the flying Rutabaga __________________ LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!!

02-21-2003, 05:45 AM	#158
Elf.Freak Orli's lil fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sugar World/Orlando Bloom Cloud Posts: 464	Vader: Luke...i am your father Luke: that's not true! Vader: believe it, or i'll set the Orlando fangirls on you __________________ >>--elven arrow--> ~ Give a man a fish and he'll feed for a day, give me a fish and you'll only get it back! ~ I've gotta new avatar! looks kinda like me...anime style! ~ LOST: Orlando Bloom. If found, please send him straight to Elf.Freak

02-22-2003, 06:13 PM	#159
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	luke......hahaahah die(stabs him) __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

02-22-2003, 06:24 PM	#160
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	luke...u were an accident __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

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