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06-25-2002, 12:15 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
Posts: 1,825
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Elrond: I forgot!
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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06-26-2002, 09:54 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class
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Aragorn: sit down legolas
Legolas: NO! Frodo & Sam when he hears that boromir is dead: DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD... Faramir: i'm the niced guy ever, especially to little thingies that just want some fish. Pippin: sorry, but no breakfast today, i had way to much to eat last night...
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LOOK A WEBSITE!!! LETS CLICK ON IT!!!!!! --------------------------------------------- AND FGF'S MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE AT THE MOMENT'S AWARD GOES TO......... BRANDON BOYD (yes once again) !!!!! WOOOO!!! ---------------------------------------------- Hottness has no count for age.... thats why I'm merrying a forty year old who goes by the name of JOHNNY DEPP!!!! ----------------------------------------------- Fortune cookies tell all, so when i got the cookie telling me to date my love i became a stalker to Johnny Depp, and when i find him my excuse will be "the cookie made me do it" ------------------------------------------------ I'm not stupid, I'm special ------------------------------------------------ "But why is the rum gone?" "Captian, Catian Jack Sparrow" "pa-pa-pa parsnip, parla, --" "Just don't do anything... stupid" "WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" ~Captian Jack Sparrow ------------------------------------------------ Read my FP.net story!!! |
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06-26-2002, 10:04 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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Eowyn: I love you sarumon.
Smaug: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I broke a claw! Aragorn: I love you Legolas!
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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06-27-2002, 06:02 AM
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Hoplite Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,931
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Legolas:
I like big butts and I can't deny... Valinor face with a Middle Earth booty
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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06-27-2002, 06:15 AM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Gandalf:
Pippin, your teeth are big and green! Pippin, your breath smells like gasoline!
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"Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords |
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06-27-2002, 08:23 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: a galaxy far far away (aka Manchester)
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Why are you rhyming
 Strider: I really need to wash my hair
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Dovie'andi se tovya sagain "Courage my soul, now learn to wield The weight of thine immortal shield Place on thy head thy helmet bright Ballance thy sword against the fight See where an army strong as fair With silken banners spreads the air Now if thy bee'st that thing divine In this days combat let it shine: And shew that nature wants an art To conqeur one resolved heart" Andrew Marvell |
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06-27-2002, 10:07 AM
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Hoplite Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,931
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frodo when he claimed the ring:
I am the kwistazt haderach
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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06-27-2002, 10:29 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
Posts: 2,679
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Galadriel before passing the test: First that Dwarf and now you. How many times do I have to tell you adventurers that I'm happily married? Is this the last test?
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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06-27-2002, 06:25 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
Posts: 1,825
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Sam:I am the apple Nazi of Middle Earth!
Frodo: shut up strider.
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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06-27-2002, 07:04 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,931
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Arwen to aragorn: OOPS I did it again I played with your heart...I'm not that innocent.
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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06-27-2002, 07:14 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,931
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Galadriel:
. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks Don't have to worry about gettin' a man If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah I see people workin', it just makes me giggle 'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle 'Cause I'm blonde B-L-O-N-D 'Cause I'm a blonde Don't you wish you were me? I never learned to read and I never learned to cook Why should I bother when I look like I look? I know lots of people are smarter than me But I have this philosophy: "So what?" 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em 'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em 'Cause I'm blonde Nyah, nyah, nyah 'Cause I'm a blonde Nyah, nyah, nyah They say to make it you need talent and ambition Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition: Um, okay. what was it, okay, um, don't tell me, oh yeah, okay... "Duck, Magnum, duck!" 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah I took an IQ test, and I flunked it, of course I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche 'Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D 'Cause I'm a blonde Don't you wish you were me? I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children. 'Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah 'Cause we're a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true With my hair and body, you would be too 'Cause I'm a blonde B-L-... I don't know!
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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06-27-2002, 07:17 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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What the...?
whats w/ avatar?
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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06-27-2002, 07:48 PM
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Hoplite Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2001
Posts: 3,931
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Me..?
just needed a change besides there's a cool picture of me in the picture of me thread
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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06-28-2002, 02:53 AM
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Dead
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: on the floor, under the table, just to your left, your other left
Posts: 1,486
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Um, I'm new to this thread. Did we already do...
Gollum~ Here, Happy Birthday. Pippin~ I know exactly where we are. Sauron~ You take my throne. I never liked this job anyway. Frodo~ I'm gonna chalenge that ork to an arm wrestleing contest. Legolas~ Crap I missed. Tom Bombadil~ Oops. I died.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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06-28-2002, 11:14 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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galadriel:I think I will get a perm!
Frodo: I am going to grow an afro! Sam: This is a heavy pack! Gandalf: Pease dude. Aragorn: 0h I just gotta be me, oh just me. Legolas: Hand me a saddel for this horse. I am going horse back country style!
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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06-28-2002, 07:24 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
Posts: 1,231
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hehe.lol
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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06-29-2002, 03:54 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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Aragorn leading Frodo and company to Rivendell: Oh we are of to see the wizard the wonderfull wizard of Rivendell.
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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06-29-2002, 04:25 PM
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The Insufferable
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 3,333
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Gollum: Passs, us a granola barr, will you pleasse? We're on a diet, gollum!
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Disgraced he may be, yet is not dethroned, and keeps the rags of lordship once he owned |
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06-29-2002, 09:56 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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lol
Aragorn: I am afraid of the dark. So lets sleep in tonight everyone. Legolas: If I only had a brain(in song form) Gandalf at the gate of moria: Open sessami!
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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06-29-2002, 11:15 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter
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Lol, Sicirus! Cute avatar!
Boromir: If I only had a heart.......(song form) After the journey is over, with Galadriel: Frodo: You mean all those times I was lying there dying, all I had to do was tap my heels together and say' There's no place like home' three times and I would've been out'a there?!
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'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives! |
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