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Tano: Well...hmm. I suppose we could just write a nifty little treaty and be evil allies for an age or two.
Katt: Ahh. That sounds a little easier. Tano: Yes. So. Let's get writing, shall we? ooc: Katt...I have no motivation right now...so if you wanna write a treaty or whatever, go ahead. tano
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06-18-2003, 12:20 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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*Suddenly Melkor and Mr. Nelson come into the room where Tano and Katt are negotiating.*
Melkor: Hey, you, minions. My friend here has a job for you. Mr.Nelson: *dumps Willow at their feet* We found this thing spying on us, see what you can get out of it, I'll be back to dissect it later. *They leave* Willow: Dissect?!? Tano: Who the heck was that? Katt: No idea, but whoever he is he's nasty. Tano: Are we going to follow his orders? Willow: Say no, please, say no! Katt: Well...
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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06-18-2003, 01:39 AM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: If you want to hang around and help us, I suppose we can get you away from the unsavory characters. What d'ya say?
Katt: She could help control the neopets. Tano: No joke. I had no idea they'd be so....prolific. Er. Fruitful. Yeah. *picks neopet off shoulder* I think I might have to introduce a Neo-Predator... ooc: Had a thought, Willow--could the pink fluffy bunnies be natural neo prredators? 
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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06-18-2003, 05:52 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
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OOC: Of course! My carnivorous bunnies would love to eat some juicy neo-pets.
Willow: Neo-Predator...? Tano: Something to eat these critters. Willow: I could try to come up with something. Katt: So how did they get you anyway? Willow: I'm not sure. One moment I was a cloud of Urple stuff, the next I was in this body again. Tano: Maybe you could change bodies again, then they wouldn't recognize you. Willow: Maybe, I don't think it's going to work right now though. I've been trying. Tano: How bothersome, but about those neo-predators... Willow: Right, I think I've got some creatures of my own that would be perfect.
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"5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE.-Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi |
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06-24-2003, 04:45 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Eating WAY too much peanut butter...
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*Meanwhile, confused by the sudden darkness, an elf and her bird bumped into trees, rocks, the ground, and basically anything that you're able to bump into.*
Bird: Hey! I'll have you know, my night vision is VERY good! Arcala: And my name isn't elf, it's Arcala! I'll thank you to keep that in mind! *Well, you should call me MR. Narrator! Kids these days! No respect at all!* Arcala: It'll be UNCONCIOUS narrator if you don't shut up for once in your life! *Uh........* Bird: Hey, there are people over there, Acala! Arcala: Really? Well I hope you're right for once. Hmmmm..... You think they might know how to ger out ofthis darkness? Bird: Maaaybeee.... *So it was that Arcala and her bird met Eärniel and Miriam. By bumping straight into them.*
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07-01-2003, 05:26 AM
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The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium)
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*The sound *BUMP* is heard as the three girls and the bird collide in the darkness and end up in a heap on the floor.*
Eärniel: Umpf. I hate this. Miriam: Ouch, what did we bump into now? Arcala: Urgl... Eärniel: What was that? Miriam: I don't know. Something that goes bump in the night? Eärniel: Aren't those normally scary thing? *Miriam and Eärniel try to share a frightened look but since it's dark it fails somewhat. Instead the two Elves suddenly hug each other in fear and scream: Aaaah! Ms. Cam!* Arcala: What are you two whining about? Also, could you please go off me? Miriam: What? Who? Who are you? Arcala: I'm Arcala and incidentally you're sitting on my bird. Eärniel: What? Oh, sorry. *removed a somewhat flattened feathery thing from under her. The angry bird rewards her with pecking her hand and returns to Arcala.* Arcala: What happened? Why is everything dark? Eärniel: MelkorandUlricakilledtheTwoTreesandsokilledallthel ightsofValinorandManwëwasstupidenoughnottobuildan emergancygeneratorthenMelkorandUlricastoleFëanors sillymarilsandnowFëanorisveryangryattheworldingen eralandhesgoingtoarousethenoldorandbadthingsaregoi ngtohappenandeverybodywillsayitsallmyfaultbutallIw antedwasjustonelousylamp! Arcala:*confused* I see. Miriam: We're wasting time! Let's go!
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07-01-2003, 01:34 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: Oooh, fantastic. *picks Neopet off shoulder* These things are getting everywhere...
Willow: No kidding. Let's see... Tano: Now, Katt...*pulls out piece of paper* Let's write that treaty. Katt: Er...ok? Tano: Lessee...."Tano and Katt agree to be allies in evil for a while..." *scribbles on paper* "...for as long as it serves their interests..." There's really not much else. You have anything? ooc: I'm being stupid. Kitty, help me....add some stuff.
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-01-2003, 06:51 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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OOC:Eg, please do your speech so that i can come into the story more1
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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07-01-2003, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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Katt: No no no. It doesn't have enough clauses and subparagraphs. But, you know what? Lawyers haven't crawled out of the mud pits yet, so why bother?
*Katt got out a piece of parchment paper and Caligraphied in the phrase "Katt and Tano hereby aggree to be allies and co owners of the neo-pets so long as it suits their needs." Katt extended the contract and a pin.* Katt: Just a drop of blood there. I have to get back to my lair. I left the orks boiling and I think the phone may have fallen in. (OOC: the birth of solicitorks) Tano: Wait a minute, "co owners of the neopets"? OOC: You wanna get in an argument?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-01-2003, 11:32 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: I never said anything about owning the neopets. I didn't mean to make the things. I don't want the things. All I want to do is wreak some havoc and stuff....
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-03-2003, 06:52 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: in a treee, by the seeee, he he heee!
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*back in Valinor*
Nienna: *looking through her night vision goggles at the mess where the two chocolate trees used to be* they were so... so...beautiful! all that chocolate...gone...gone! *bursts out in tears as usual* *since no one is there to give her a tissue, Nienna's tears flow onto the ground to mingle with the spoiled chocolate. Then, miraculously, the mess is washed away and all that is left are two sparkly clean trunks that used to be chocolate.* A crowd of elves that has gathered: oooooh! Aaaaah! *one elf walks up and bottles some of Nienna's tears. She takes them back to her house where she duplicates them and sells them as the first ever cleaning liquid* Nienna: *breaks off from crying* eh? *nevermind. Meanwhile, Feanor is giving long speaches and rallying up the noldor, trying to convince people to rebell against the Valar* Feanor: Blah blah blah blah ... Manwe's underwear...blah blah blah... *Earniel spys on speach* Earniel: *stuffing chocolate bar in pocket* what? oh, right. Feanor: blah blah blah blah... we'll take the frogboats as no one else seems to want them...blah blah blah blah Earniel: *gasp* NO! *sob* *somewhere else* Manwe: so... d'you think Nienna'll stop crying anytime soon and ley Yvanna have a go at getting some last drops of glowing chocolate out of those stumps? Nienna: *cries* Varda: i wouldn't count on it. Manwe: i'm getting really hungry.. Varda: Manwe! we have to put them up and use them for light! Manwe: *dissapointed* oh. *grumbles* Nienna: *cries* GG: *popping out of a tree* Hey, manwe do your underwear really- Manwe: WHAT!?!? GG: it's just that Feanor said... Manwe: Grrrrrrrrr... *whines* that guy's really starting to get on my nerves...
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07-05-2003, 04:40 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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*Thus Feanor swore a great oath: an oath which none shall break, and none shall take, by the name even of Illuvatar, calling the Everlasting Chocolate-lack upon them if they kept it not: and Manwé and Varda they named in witness, and the twain's underpants, vowing to pursue with vengence and hatred to the ends of the earth vala, Demon, Elf, Man, Solicitork, Neopet, Fairy, Penguin, or pink Fluffy Bunny who should hold or keep from them a Sillymaril ect. ect.*
Fingoliana:Ya know bro, I would much rather stay in Valinor. But that would screw up the plot. Feanor/EG: Too true.Besides, that wierd gizmo man might take over the world then. Fingoliana:lets go.
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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07-06-2003, 09:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Texas. 'Nuff said.
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch... er, fortress...
Claedhros and company: Ho hum. Bored. Finrod: *Pops in* We're leaving. C & c: HUh? Why? Finrod: Because they *wiggles eyebrows* want my Sillymarils. Amrod: Who's they ? *wiggles eyebrows* Finrod: Um... never mind. We'll nick the frogboats after I make my Rousing Speech (TM)
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Very Biased Alternate Script (but it's funny!):Click here! FREAK RAIN!!!!!!!! O.o Queen of prolonged unexplained absences and long, loooong car rides. Well, hullo everyone. As you can see, I don't hang out here muchly anymore. There's a good reason for this. Y'see, I've been hanging out at a different chatboard called Cardboardia. So far, I've been havin' a blast. Not that I don't love the TLA, but the magic of Entmoot is lost on me. So, as soon as TLA ends, so will my existance here, probably. Who knows though? I might stay. Highly unlikely however. This is a good bye in advance, then. Unless you want to join me and my group of friends at Cardboardia. Cheers! |
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07-07-2003, 06:06 PM
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Katt: Oh. Ok! So the contract now goes something like this. You give all the lovely evil fluffy things to me, and I don't kill you in the upcomming war.
Tano: That's what I've been saying. Katt: Oh. All right. *The two did a complicated handshake that involved some blood, much swearing, spitting, and a funny little dance made up on the spot.* Katt: Now that that's settled, *turns to Willow* Whadda MEAN you got some of your creatures that are gonna eat my property?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-07-2003, 07:17 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: Hmmm. *folds contract carefully and puts it in her special unreachable pocket* Very good. Now Katt, the Neopets have to have some natural predator...they can't be everywhere. They'd choke us out.
ooc: Katt--reply to my email re:scheduling please! (I am going crazy...you have no idea....  )tano
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-09-2003, 05:52 PM
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Katt: Yeah, but preditors die out and cute fuzzy things thrive. It's the Tribble syndrome. We could save some time and forget the preditors.
OOC: I did call you! I told your dad "Katt's death scedualed for the 21st"
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-09-2003, 09:51 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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ooc: I know. I got the message after I posted. Thanks! I'll call you later about times for you death.
Tano: *sigh* I know. Tribbles. Somehow I think they'd be easier to deal with than these...neopets. *looks around at neopets, noticing that there seem to be a great many more of them than before* Speaking of which...I don't suppose they breed like Tribbles, do they?
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-10-2003, 05:58 PM
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Dead
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Katt: What? Born pregnant? I dunno. Suppose we should disect one? We were supposed to be disecting something.
Willow: *A little nervously* Um, I think the mystery of the Neopets is more pressing. Katt: Of course, you're right. Tano: Um, Willow? Now would be a good time to bring in those preditors! Ow! *A Neopet had just bit her on the ankle.* *The Neopets, which hadn't been fed since they were created, had started to eat trees and breed more rapidly.* OOC: um, are we the only ones posting?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-10-2003, 08:24 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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ooc: Apparently so. Come ON, guys! Post already!
Tano: *grabs a neopet, which squawks indignantly* Here, you little critter. Maybe we should dissect it. It would be fun. Wilow: Ew. You're going evil. Tano: Must be the influence of such an evil binding contract. I've got some tools over there, Katt.
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-10-2003, 08:37 PM
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Deus Ex Machina
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Seattle
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Willow: Predators? Alright, I'll see what I can do.
*she turns around and does... something, and when she turns back she holds two adorable Pink Fluffy Bunnies.* Katt: Those are predators? Willow: Just watch? *Several hours later, there is a small group of neopets left, and they are cornered by the bunnies. The rest of the room is covered in carnage.* Tano: Wow. Katt: Uhuh. Tano: That worked, now, what was it the bosses wanted us to do?
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