Fellowship of the Ringwraiths - Page 8

Gordis · 07-10-2005, 07:06 PM

Meanwhile, back South, the other six (including Five and Eight) were having a nice time. They were quietly drinking, eating, telling funny stories and playing Poker. The game, however, turned rather dull, as irrespective of who dealt, Wikkie always had all the aces in his hands. After showing an Ace-Poker for the Forty-seventh time, Wikkie yawned and asked nobody in particular “Where are the girls, I wonder…”
“Perhaps they are eaten by vargs” suggested Five. “Poor beasts, they will die of indigestion”.

Grey_Wolf · 07-12-2005, 07:18 AM

Then there be neighing from afar and back came the three adventurous girls from their treck to Lorien.

CrazySquirrel · 07-12-2005, 07:59 AM

"We have caught an Elf!" shrieked Lily while she was still some distance off from the group. "He told us the Shire was... Uhm.. What was it, Gor, do you remember?"
"Near the Gladden River." hissed Gor.
"Yess!", continued Lily brightly. "That's exactly what he said!"
"How did you manage to get him talk?" asked Wikkie.
"How?? Bu torture of course", replied Lil innocently, flashing a wink to Gor and Viv. The girls lowered their eyes.

"Humm", said Wikkie, fixing Lil with his cold penetrating gase, "that's exactly what I thought". Lily soon grew uncomfortable.

Withdrawing from a deep shade of the trees, she went to the middle of the clearing, bathed in bright sunlight, and stretched on her belly, exposing her back to the sun.

"What in Angband are you doing?" asked Goth.

"I am tanning my back. It is stylish to have tanned skin , or so I was told recently" replied Lily.

Grey_Wolf · 07-12-2005, 12:16 PM

"And, by the way, I think I'm gonna accept that offer of starring in the new Costner-movie "Sleeping With Elves", so perhaps I won't be around for much longer." Lily said saucily.

Gordis · 07-12-2005, 03:37 PM

“What exactly are you trying to tan, Lil?”, sneered Gordis, “Your Fea or your Hroa? The latter is invisible and the former is dark enough as it is!”

“I am tanning neither of these things, whatever they may be. I am tanning my BACK” replied Lily unperturbed. “You would better do the same, you pallid thing.”

Gordis’s eyes flashed angrily. “I have enough of you, Lily! Stuck for all eternity with someone like YOU!”.

Butterbeer · 07-12-2005, 07:23 PM

SFX: whoooosh!

Lotesse · 07-13-2005, 02:50 PM

"Don't we have better things to do than laying around and bitching at each other?" snapped Viv. "If you want to beat each other up, do it and get it over with so we can continue our mission. If not, then quit bickering like a coupla elven sorority girls."

Lily and Gor looked at each other. "What got into HER?" mused Gor.
Lily picked herself up, and started getting dressed.
"I don't know, but she's got a point. Girls, let's get back on the road. We've got halflings to terrify, and champagne to steal and drink."

CrazySquirrel · 07-13-2005, 06:11 PM

"We can't get moving till sunset" said Wikkie. "Khamul can't really stand the sunlight. By the way, where is he?"
Khamul was nowhere to be seen. The eight remaining nazgul called for him in ever increasing the volume of their shrieks. There was no reply.
"Most likely he has crawled into a darkest hole and fallen asleep," suggested Goth. Mor laughed, his superiours phobias were quite entertaining.
"I am not sure you are right, Goth" said Wikkie.

Lotesse · 07-13-2005, 06:20 PM

"If Lily can SUNBATHE, then certainly SOME wraiths can handle a little sun," sneered Gor. Lil shot her an evil look.
"Yeah, you guys; where IS Khamul?" Viv interjected, as the fellowship of the ringwraiths slowly drew to each other in an anxious huddle.
"Wik, what do we do now?" queried Lily.
what indeed.....

CrazySquirrel · 07-13-2005, 06:23 PM

"KHAMUUUUL!" shrieked Lily at the top of her voice.

Lotesse · 07-13-2005, 10:39 PM

For once, no one in the fellowship had anything to say. It was odd, very odd, that their comrade had vanished, and more than one of the wraiths suspected some sort of foul play. Was Khamul following a lead that no one else had picked up on, was he even at this moment racing toward the Ring alone? Wik gave these and other ideas a moment to percolate in his mind. He felt something was not right, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
Just then...

Grey_Wolf · 07-14-2005, 08:43 AM

Meanwhile, Khamul was riding hard towards a silvery glitter in the distance. The Gladden River.

"I'm off to find the hobbits, the wonderful hobbits in holes..." he sang ever so happily, having given the remaining 8 the slip earlier.

CrazySquirrel · 07-14-2005, 05:40 PM

Two small hobbits were sitting on the green bank of the Gladden river fishing and chatting. It would have been better to remain silent of course, but hobbits really can't sit silent. They have discussed all the village matters and moved on to weather.
"Look, Feagorl," said Mattomgorl scratching his hairy feet, "don't you think the summer is unusually chilly? Right now I am getting cold"
The other one was also shaking from the sudden cold. He noticed frost on the grass at his feet. Strange creepy feeling overcame them, then terror followed.
Cowering on the ground, they glanced around, their lines forgotten.

Grey_Wolf · 07-14-2005, 11:26 PM

Khamul came riding from the south like a bat out of hell startling the two hobbits sitting by the riverside. At first they just felt a cold horrid presence.

"Where to do the hobbits live?" a menacing voice asked."Where is the Ring kept?"

"W-where? W-we d-d-don't k-n-now." said Mattomgorl, his teeth shaking from the horrid cold presence.

"R-r-ring? W-we h-h-have l-lots o-o-of r-r-rings." Feagorl volunteered eagerly and brought forth a score of rings he had had in his pockets.

Mattongorl ran off to his hole and brought even more rings.
"W-will t-these d-d-do?" he asked the cold menacing presence eagerly.

CrazySquirrel · 07-15-2005, 04:54 PM

Khamul looked at the collection at his feet. There was a score of rusted chain-mail rings, used to weight fishing lines, several bronze wedding rings, curtain rings and even a big ring from a barrel. Khamul's eyes burned red like flaming coals. There was a mighty intake of breath and then a blood-curdling shriek followed:
EEEEEEEKKKKKKKAAAARGGGGHHHHHH!
Drawing his blade he cut the two shriveled figures into very tiny pieces.

Butterbeer · 07-15-2005, 05:54 PM

meanwhile back with the main party, some guy talk was about to happen ...

* OOC: we may need some gals doin' some guy talk here!: should be fun!

*

The strong silent type (khamul) nodded and looked menacing muttering .... (a phonetic) "grunt ..."

Mor agreed and leading the crescendo added a very loud and meaningful noise - as made by heftily re-adjusting his 'tool' department loudly ... before adding an insightful burp.

Wikkie, the sophisticated and articulate alpha male wraith simply and superbly conducted this symphony of male-talk with a seminal half-yawn , half vague

" oh yeah?"

*this post is dedicated to all our girl wraiths and for their steadfast and original input but especially for Lotesse who is even now going through a break-up: good luck!*

CrazySquirrel · 07-15-2005, 07:43 PM

As always when an Exclusively Male ConversationTM occurred, the girls withdrew from the spot. They were never part of that sophisticated exchange.

However, Gor tugged at the strap of Lily's bra (which she used instead of a missing sleeve, of course).”Don’t you think, Lil, there was Khamul’s grunt at the beginning. I distinctly heard it”
“Sure, that was Khamul’s!” intervened Viv. Strange, isn’t it?”

"KHAMUL!!!" screeched Lily, cutting through the meaningful male-wraith exchange.

Butterbeer · 07-15-2005, 08:02 PM

khamul was half-asleep at this point (wherever he was) ... was he dreaming that he had in the twinkle of an eye somehow ridden all the way to the gladden and found awake easy going hobbits to torture or was he dreaming?

he wondered for a while and then promptly fell asleep (male TM )

Telcontar_Dunedain · 07-16-2005, 07:05 AM

"Khamûl," said Wikkie shaking Khamûl awake. "Khamûl, wake up. I heard you ran into some halflings."
"Yesssss. That issss correct," hissed Khamûl.
"Well, what did you find?" replied Wikkie.
"Nothing, all they had wassss ssstupid wedding ringssss. There isss nothing in the Gladden. I sssuggessst we now move wesssst and north, further towardssss the realmssss of Elrond," sssugessted Khamûl.

Gordis · 07-16-2005, 07:27 AM

"Nay, Khamul", replied Wikkie coldly. "We must check the Gladden. There should be hobbits there if your dream be true. We ride North-East now, in four-five days we shall be there. This place is quite near the spot where the stupid Isildur got himself slain. A wannabe Dark Lord slain by mere orcs! Meh..."
"But they have no ring!" cried Khamul, frustrated.
"It was but a dream, lord Khamul. Dreams may be deceiving, especially those in the close proximity to the White Witch's realm. Next time do not wander alone to choose your sleeping place. Stay with the group". Wikkie's voice had a distinct cutting edge to it.
Khamul knew it was time to obey without comments. But he vowed to report to the Master as soon as possible

07-10-2005, 07:06 PM	#141
Gordis Lady of the Ulairi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 2,783	Meanwhile, back South, the other six (including Five and Eight) were having a nice time. They were quietly drinking, eating, telling funny stories and playing Poker. The game, however, turned rather dull, as irrespective of who dealt, Wikkie always had all the aces in his hands. After showing an Ace-Poker for the Forty-seventh time, Wikkie yawned and asked nobody in particular “Where are the girls, I wonder…” “Perhaps they are eaten by vargs” suggested Five. “Poor beasts, they will die of indigestion”. Last edited by Gordis : 07-12-2005 at 03:35 PM.

07-13-2005, 02:50 PM	#147
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	"Don't we have better things to do than laying around and bitching at each other?" snapped Viv. "If you want to beat each other up, do it and get it over with so we can continue our mission. If not, then quit bickering like a coupla elven sorority girls." Lily and Gor looked at each other. "What got into HER?" mused Gor. Lily picked herself up, and started getting dressed. "I don't know, but she's got a point. Girls, let's get back on the road. We've got halflings to terrify, and champagne to steal and drink." __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Last edited by Lotesse : 07-13-2005 at 02:52 PM.

07-13-2005, 06:20 PM	#149
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	"If Lily can SUNBATHE, then certainly SOME wraiths can handle a little sun," sneered Gor. Lil shot her an evil look. "Yeah, you guys; where IS Khamul?" Viv interjected, as the fellowship of the ringwraiths slowly drew to each other in an anxious huddle. "Wik, what do we do now?" queried Lily. what indeed..... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Last edited by Lotesse : 07-13-2005 at 06:21 PM.

07-13-2005, 10:39 PM	#151
Lotesse of the House of Fëanor Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,150	For once, no one in the fellowship had anything to say. It was odd, very odd, that their comrade had vanished, and more than one of the wraiths suspected some sort of foul play. Was Khamul following a lead that no one else had picked up on, was he even at this moment racing toward the Ring alone? Wik gave these and other ideas a moment to percolate in his mind. He felt something was not right, but he couldn't put his finger on it. Just then... __________________ Few people have the imagination for reality. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

07-14-2005, 11:26 PM	#154
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Khamul came riding from the south like a bat out of hell startling the two hobbits sitting by the riverside. At first they just felt a cold horrid presence. "Where to do the hobbits live?" a menacing voice asked."Where is the Ring kept?" "W-where? W-we d-d-don't k-n-now." said Mattomgorl, his teeth shaking from the horrid cold presence. "R-r-ring? W-we h-h-have l-lots o-o-of r-r-rings." Feagorl volunteered eagerly and brought forth a score of rings he had had in his pockets. Mattongorl ran off to his hole and brought even more rings. "W-will t-these d-d-do?" he asked the cold menacing presence eagerly. Last edited by Grey_Wolf : 07-15-2005 at 04:19 PM.

07-12-2005, 07:18 AM	#142
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Then there be neighing from afar and back came the three adventurous girls from their treck to Lorien.

07-12-2005, 07:59 AM	#143
CrazySquirrel Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 796	"We have caught an Elf!" shrieked Lily while she was still some distance off from the group. "He told us the Shire was... Uhm.. What was it, Gor, do you remember?" "Near the Gladden River." hissed Gor. "Yess!", continued Lily brightly. "That's exactly what he said!" "How did you manage to get him talk?" asked Wikkie. "How?? Bu torture of course", replied Lil innocently, flashing a wink to Gor and Viv. The girls lowered their eyes. "Humm", said Wikkie, fixing Lil with his cold penetrating gase, "that's exactly what I thought". Lily soon grew uncomfortable. Withdrawing from a deep shade of the trees, she went to the middle of the clearing, bathed in bright sunlight, and stretched on her belly, exposing her back to the sun. "What in Angband are you doing?" asked Goth. "I am tanning my back. It is stylish to have tanned skin , or so I was told recently" replied Lily.

07-12-2005, 12:16 PM	#144
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	"And, by the way, I think I'm gonna accept that offer of starring in the new Costner-movie "Sleeping With Elves", so perhaps I won't be around for much longer." Lily said saucily.

07-12-2005, 03:37 PM	#145
Gordis Lady of the Ulairi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 2,783	“What exactly are you trying to tan, Lil?”, sneered Gordis, “Your Fea or your Hroa? The latter is invisible and the former is dark enough as it is!” “I am tanning neither of these things, whatever they may be. I am tanning my BACK” replied Lily unperturbed. “You would better do the same, you pallid thing.” Gordis’s eyes flashed angrily. “I have enough of you, Lily! Stuck for all eternity with someone like YOU!”.

07-12-2005, 07:23 PM	#146
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	SFX: whoooosh!

07-13-2005, 06:11 PM	#148
CrazySquirrel Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 796	"We can't get moving till sunset" said Wikkie. "Khamul can't really stand the sunlight. By the way, where is he?" Khamul was nowhere to be seen. The eight remaining nazgul called for him in ever increasing the volume of their shrieks. There was no reply. "Most likely he has crawled into a darkest hole and fallen asleep," suggested Goth. Mor laughed, his superiours phobias were quite entertaining. "I am not sure you are right, Goth" said Wikkie.

07-13-2005, 06:23 PM	#150
CrazySquirrel Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 796	"KHAMUUUUL!" shrieked Lily at the top of her voice.

07-14-2005, 08:43 AM	#152
Grey_Wolf Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood, well actually I live in North-west Scania, Sweden Posts: 9,481	Meanwhile, Khamul was riding hard towards a silvery glitter in the distance. The Gladden River. "I'm off to find the hobbits, the wonderful hobbits in holes..." he sang ever so happily, having given the remaining 8 the slip earlier.

07-14-2005, 05:40 PM	#153
CrazySquirrel Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 796	Two small hobbits were sitting on the green bank of the Gladden river fishing and chatting. It would have been better to remain silent of course, but hobbits really can't sit silent. They have discussed all the village matters and moved on to weather. "Look, Feagorl," said Mattomgorl scratching his hairy feet, "don't you think the summer is unusually chilly? Right now I am getting cold" The other one was also shaking from the sudden cold. He noticed frost on the grass at his feet. Strange creepy feeling overcame them, then terror followed. Cowering on the ground, they glanced around, their lines forgotten.

07-15-2005, 04:54 PM	#155
CrazySquirrel Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 796	Khamul looked at the collection at his feet. There was a score of rusted chain-mail rings, used to weight fishing lines, several bronze wedding rings, curtain rings and even a big ring from a barrel. Khamul's eyes burned red like flaming coals. There was a mighty intake of breath and then a blood-curdling shriek followed: EEEEEEEKKKKKKKAAAARGGGGHHHHHH! Drawing his blade he cut the two shriveled figures into very tiny pieces. Last edited by CrazySquirrel : 07-15-2005 at 04:55 PM.

07-15-2005, 05:54 PM	#156
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	meanwhile back with the main party, some guy talk was about to happen ... * OOC: we may need some gals doin' some guy talk here!: should be fun! * The strong silent type (khamul) nodded and looked menacing muttering .... (a phonetic) "grunt ..." Mor agreed and leading the crescendo added a very loud and meaningful noise - as made by heftily re-adjusting his 'tool' department loudly ... before adding an insightful burp. Wikkie, the sophisticated and articulate alpha male wraith simply and superbly conducted this symphony of male-talk with a seminal half-yawn , half vague " oh yeah?" this post is dedicated to all our girl wraiths and for their steadfast and original input but especially for Lotesse who is even now going through a break-up: good luck!

07-15-2005, 07:43 PM	#157
CrazySquirrel Shape-shifting, men-grabbing NAZGUL Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 796	As always when an Exclusively Male ConversationTM occurred, the girls withdrew from the spot. They were never part of that sophisticated exchange. However, Gor tugged at the strap of Lily's bra (which she used instead of a missing sleeve, of course).”Don’t you think, Lil, there was Khamul’s grunt at the beginning. I distinctly heard it” “Sure, that was Khamul’s!” intervened Viv. Strange, isn’t it?” "KHAMUL!!!" screeched Lily, cutting through the meaningful male-wraith exchange. Last edited by CrazySquirrel : 07-15-2005 at 07:46 PM.

07-15-2005, 08:02 PM	#158
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	khamul was half-asleep at this point (wherever he was) ... was he dreaming that he had in the twinkle of an eye somehow ridden all the way to the gladden and found awake easy going hobbits to torture or was he dreaming? he wondered for a while and then promptly fell asleep (male TM ) Last edited by Butterbeer : 07-15-2005 at 08:04 PM.

07-16-2005, 07:05 AM	#159
Telcontar_Dunedain Warrior of the House of Hador Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,651	"Khamûl," said Wikkie shaking Khamûl awake. "Khamûl, wake up. I heard you ran into some halflings." "Yesssss. That issss correct," hissed Khamûl. "Well, what did you find?" replied Wikkie. "Nothing, all they had wassss ssstupid wedding ringssss. There isss nothing in the Gladden. I sssuggessst we now move wesssst and north, further towardssss the realmssss of Elrond," sssugessted Khamûl. __________________ Then Huor spoke and said: "Yet if it stands but a little while, then out of your house shall come the hope of Elves and Men. This I say to you, lord, with the eyes of death: though we part here for ever, and I shall not look on your white walls again, from you and me a new star shall arise. Farewell!" The Silmarillion, Nirnaeth Arnoediad, Page 230

07-16-2005, 07:27 AM	#160
Gordis Lady of the Ulairi Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 2,783	"Nay, Khamul", replied Wikkie coldly. "We must check the Gladden. There should be hobbits there if your dream be true. We ride North-East now, in four-five days we shall be there. This place is quite near the spot where the stupid Isildur got himself slain. A wannabe Dark Lord slain by mere orcs! Meh..." "But they have no ring!" cried Khamul, frustrated. "It was but a dream, lord Khamul. Dreams may be deceiving, especially those in the close proximity to the White Witch's realm. Next time do not wander alone to choose your sleeping place. Stay with the group". Wikkie's voice had a distinct cutting edge to it. Khamul knew it was time to obey without comments. But he vowed to report to the Master as soon as possible

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