Return of TLA

[Tanoliel]

ooc: Oh, that was bloody excellent, Maggie! "How should I know? This isn't moonlight!" *grins* Wonderful!

Tano: *spots Maggie running for her life* Hey, Maggie!
Maggie: Can't - stop - now - must - survive - *pant, pant*
Tano: Maggie, come here! *grabs Maggie by the back of her shirt and hauls her behind the chocolate pile* Hide here.
Maggie: Thanks!
Tano: Don't thank me. It's worth it to see Elrond's face like that.

[Renille]

OOC- LOVED that, Maggie/Willow!!!

Allie *Runs to catch up with Elrond*- WAIT! Stop chasing Maggie! LISTEN TO ME! Anyway....what do the letters REALLY mean? STTOP!

Elrond- I can't!!! MUST...get...dwarf.

Allie- *sigh* May as well go find her myself...*sees two moving creatures behind the chocolate pile.* Hi!

Tano- Back you devil!

Allie- I'm not going to rob you...I'm going to hide with you guys. Elrond is insane. I'm rather scared myself.

Maggie- I noticed...

*All three sit silently behind the pile*

[Willow Oran]

Allie: So... what did those letters mean anyway.

Maggie: They meant what I told you, I wasn't making that stuff about reading the script up you know. And I'm not a dwarf!

Tano: We never said you were.

Maggie: You didn't, but Elrond did. I'm an elf, and it's not like I'm short enough for people to get confused about my race... (trails of into indignant muttering.)

OOC: Thanks guys, I had fun writing it.

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

*Human is putting large amounts of chocolate into the Katt/sack.*

Human: This will be a very comphortable journey.

Katt/sack: By the time you're done filling me up there'll be no room for you.

Human: Shut up! You're a sack! You're not supposed to talk.

Katt/sack: I'm a goddess and I can do whatever the hell I want.! *Stands up* I can fly! *Takes a big jump and lands with a loud fooump* Ow! Can we leave now?

[Human#3.141592653]

Human came round the bend at that moment, dragging behind her the reproach of KC. She could be heard muttering:
“Stupid talking horses, stupid talking sacks, stupid chocolate, stupid Goddess, stupid stupid…”

*Allie pops out of bush* “Human?”
Human: “Allie?”
*Tano Pops out of bush* “Human?”
Human: “Tano?”
*Maggie pops out of bush* “Human?”
Human: “Maggie?”
Tano: “Human?”
Human: “Allie?”
Allie: “Human?”
Maggie: “Tano?”
Allie: “Maggie?”
Tano: “Human?”
Maggie: “Allie?
Human: “Human?”
Sack: “Maggie?”
Tano: “Neh?”
Human: “What are the three of you doing in that bush?”
Allie: “Bush?”
Human: “Yes! The one your standing in!”
Maggie: “Allie? I mean, We’re hiding form Elrond.”
Sack: “Oh.”
Maggie: “You see, he’s trying to murder me.”
Allie: “Tano?”
Maggie: “Maggie!”
Allie: “Who?”
Tano: “Elrond!”
Human: “Elrond?”
Sack: “Human?”
Human: “Elrond!”
Elrond: “KILL!”
Allie, Tano, and Maggie, possessing both speed and agility, ducked back into the bush when they saw the Great elf foaming at the mouth round the bend. Human, however, was still puzzling out the previous conversation, and only noticed Elrond a fraction of a second before he would have been upon her.
Elrond: “Dwarf…”
Human had only this fraction of a second.
Human: “I’m taller than Maggie!”
Elrond: “I don’t care.” *raises hands ominously above head*
*Human screams like a girl*
*WHACK*
*silence*
Maggie: “Oh no! Human’s been horrifically murdered in my stead by Elrond!”
Allie: “No *beep*, Sherlock.”
Human: “Actually, Elrond got mauled by KC.”
Indeed, he had been. Limbs could be seen sticking out form underneath KC, who slumped in a self-satisfied way.
Human: “Not that I’m ungrateful about it or anything…”
Maggie: “Perhaps now would be the time to go…”

[Christiana]

Violet:wait!we must stock up on chocolate!

[Human#3.141592653]

Human: "But I've got a whole sack full of--"
But TLA had already scattered in the winds...

[Earniel]

*Allie, Tano, Maggie and Human come running back at high speed back inside the Last Homely House where the rest of the TLA still resides. In their haste they forgot KC and the elf beneath it*

*back in the house*

Allie: Quick! Everyone pack your things! We're leaving!
Elizabeth: But there was a banket tonight, speaking of which.... all the elves are looking for Master Elrond to preside it. Have you seen him?*

*the four look at each other in horror* KC! We forgot the sack!

Elizabeth: Um... I was talking about Elrond here.
Tano: *starts shoving stuff in her bag* Um... seek the bag and you'll find Elrond. But I think it would be a good idea if he never found us!
Zandalf: What did you do to Master Elrond? Don't forget that you're all guests in his house.
Maggie: He forgot it first.
Zandalf: *rolls eyes* Where is he?
Human: *points*Behind that bush. I wouldn't recommend looking for hem though.

*Zandalf and Sarah go to the bush and find the sack and bits of Elrond underneath it.*
Sarah: Ouch, that must hurt.
Zandalf: KC! How could you!
*the bag doesn't answer but continues to look smug. The two others manage to get KC of Elrond. The half-elf looks daised and is singing drinking songs.*
Sarah: Is he supposed to do that?
Zandalf: Try being squashed by a big sack with an undetermined contence. I doub' you'll be feeling fine.
*Zandalf carries the miffed Lord of Rivendell to sickbay while Sarah drags KC back inside. Meanwhile the rest of the TLA starts packing stores (and chocolate) and loading them on the horses in high speed.*

[Claenoic]

Hannah: *Finds milk chocolate* Good! *Stuffs in sack* *Finds Dark chocolate* Yay! *Stuffs in sack* *Finds white chocolate* Yummy! *Stuffs in sack* *Finds Urple chocolate* Urple?..... aw, it'll do *stuffs in sack*

Maggie: *Pokes head in* Ready all?

Hannah: Wait! *Finds Skittles™* Just in case I run out of chocolate... *stuffs into cloak pocket* And plain sugar will do... *stuffs a whole bag into afore mentioned pocket* That'll keep me up until the end of the world.

Zandalf: *also pokes head in* That's Dagor Dagorath.

Hannah: Whatever...

[Christiana]

*Violet stocks up on brown sugar,maple sugar candy, chocolate covered strawberries,and white chocolate.*

[Willow Oran]

[The company has packed up and left Rivindell after leaving Elrond in the care of a very confused Glorfindel, (who got even more confused when Maggie kept dropping "hints" to him.) And they are now riding towards the foothills of the mountains.]

Maggie: (Looks sad) Maybe I shouldn't played that trick on Elrond, now he's probably going to fire me from my job as Head Librarian of Imladris.

Zandalf: Aw he'll forgive you sooner... or later.

Elizabeth: Probably later.

Maggie: Yeah. Definetly later.

Tano: Maggie... Your tone there suggests that he might have more than one reason to be angry with you.

Sarah: What did you do?

Maggie: You'll find out when he wakes up.

Human: How? We've already left.

Maggie: You'll probably be able to hear his scream of rage from here.

Zandalf: Scream of rage? Wha-

(he is cut off by the predicted scream of rage which was long, and drawn out with echos that bounced off the hills till they gradually died down.)

Maggie: We should probably ride a bit faster now, he just found out that I stole Vilya. (grins smugly and goads Rosemary into a gallop.)

[Earniel]

Sarah: Um... me thinks I'm going to follow Maggie really fast ...
Allie: Sarah?
Sarah: Um...yes?
Zandalf: What did YOU take?
Sarah: Me? nothing!
Zandalf: Sarah!
Sarah: I wasn't stealing! Honest! I was merely trying to show Elrond that tripled enchanted locks and mithril chains simply aren't enough to protect the lowest basement!
Elizabeth: What was in that basement?
Sarah:*eyes cast down* Chocolate.
Hannah: Chocolate? But there was plenty chocolate up for graps in the kitchen! Even urple chocolate!
Sarah: I know but this was.. *swallows and looks very guilty* ... praliné filled chocolate. *wails* I just couldn't resist!
Zandalf: *hits his forehead* Why did I ever agreed to lead this company? Now Elrond will never let me in Rivendell as long as he can say 'TLA'.

*the distant scream of rage changes into a shriek of bloodrage as Elrond discovers the latest theft. The horses and the TLA get uneasy.*

Zandalf: *shrugs* Oh well, I'll just try and buy him the last action figure from star wars, I believe he still misses Darth Vader. Alright troops, lets get the mountains between us and the very angry elven lord, shall we?

*The rest readily agrees and soon catches up with the fleeing Maggie and Sarah. The weather suddenly changes and corresponds with the current temper of the master of Rivendell. Rains pours from the sky and the wind is icy. The TLA tries to find some form of shelter*

[Renille]

Allie- thinks-*okay, OKAY...must be mature, responsible adult...must...* SAYS-Sarah...um...I hate to ask, but, is there any chocolate left for me?

Sarah- Yes....plenty.

Allie- WHERE?

Sarah- I don't know! Honestly, I don't!

Allie- You do! You theif! You villain! TRAITOR!

*Sarah starts running. Allie runs after her. They jump on horses, going nowhere.*

Zandalf- STOP!! THERE ARE GOBLINS AND WARGS AND ROCKS! What are you two doing??? Waaiiit! * chases after*

OOC- Will they stop? For the love of chocolate, someone take over this insanity!

[Christiana]

Violet:why would we want to eat goblins,wargs,and rocks while there is chocolate around?
*rides off on Lightfall*

[Willow Oran]

(as everybody is riding off into the mountains it begins to rain. This was fourtunate as it slowed everybody down and gave Zandalf a chance to get them all calmed and in moods that were at least sembalences of sanity. Unfourtunately everyone was soaked and several members of the company seemed to be developing colds.)

[Tanoliel]

Tano: *sniffles* Does anyone have kleenex? Anyone? Or something?
Sarah: Yeah, hold ob a minute...*digs in pockets* Er...*the pocket, like everything else, is soaked, and the kleenex comes up as bits of lint* Or not.
Tano: Neber-mind. I'b okay.
Violet: Are we ever going to stop? I'm tired and cold and hungry--
Allie: And the chocolate is running out....

[Human#3.141592653]

Violet: Zandalf?
Zandalf: Hmmm?
Violet: Can take a look at the map?
Zandalf: No.
Violet: Well, it’s just that we’ve been going for a very long time—
Zandalf: We’ll get there soon.
Violet: I was just thinking that maybe we need to get our bearings, what with the rain and all, we might get confused and—
Zandalf: I know precisely where we are.
Violet: And you haven’t taken a look at the map in quite some time and—
Zandalf: *darkly* I said “no” and I mean “no.”
Violet: *babbling* Well, just me and some of the others were just thinking that maybe you’d lost it.
Hannah: Violet, shh!
Zandalf: Lost it?
Violet: Well, yeah, I mean, we did leave Rivendale in quite a hurry…
Sara: And we’re all very tired and very hungry.
Allie: And the chocolate supplies are low.
Tano: And we want to see the frickin’ map!
Zandalf: Well, you can’t see the map.
Tano: Why not?!
Zandalf: *loftily* Because I said so. And I am Zandalf, and Zandalf means me! To think that I should lived to be “Let’s see the map”ed by Chocolate-Crazed Fantasy Nuts as if I were Willy Wonka selling chocolates at the door!
Maggie: *waking* You’re doing what now?
*Violet, Tano and Allie advance dramatically on their soggy ponies toward Zandalf*
Allie: Just give us the map and no one gets hurt.
Zandalf: Do you forget that I am wizard? I could put such spells on you that would make you allergic to chocolate!
All: No!
Maggie: *dramatically* A fate worse than death!
Human: *waking* Neh?
Zandalf settles into a smug silence while every one else settles into a more agitated, muttering curses and some saying various Spanish profanities kind of silence. For a time.
Human: *riding up to Zalndalf* Are you sure you know where we’re going? I wanna take a look at that map…*begins to rifle through Zandalf’s saddle bags*
Zandalf: That’s it! *raises staff over head while chanting*
And magically, Human turns into…

OOC: And the next person to post gets to decide what I turn into!

[Tanoliel]

Tano: Er...Human? Or do we call you Penguin now?
*The group all stares at the small, blinking penguin sitting on the ground, staring about her with a sense of confusion*
Pengiun: Meir?
Tano: *sighs* Now look what you've done. Come here, Penguin. *scoops up the bird and puts Penguin in front of her on Freak* You can ride with me. Come on, guys. Let's get going again.


ooc: Er...it was the avatar, really...

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

*KC/Sack was asleep but has just woken up*

KC/Sack: What? Penguin? What what?!? *Lurches up* Aaaaah! I'm not a penguin! *Starts floumping down hill which, luckily, it the way they were headed.*

Tano: No! Wait! KC! Er... Sack! Come back! *Rides after*

Maggie: Hey! Wait up! *Follows*

Zandalf: Jesh! *Refuses to follow*

All healthfull people: Aw crap. *Follow*

All sick people: So we'll just stay here, shall we? *hopefully*


OOC: We run into spiders now, right? I'm not quite sure... being a sack and all.

[Christiana]

all of a sudden,a goblin appears.
"Toll please."
Violet:why do we have to do that?"
Goblin:Because i want a vacation on Mercuery .
Violet:Screw the vacation! we dont have any money!
Goblin:im not sorry,but ur under arrest.
Tano:what the heck?
*goblins surround them*