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05-11-2003, 02:31 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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OOC: ARGH! Gone 4 days now! Mak'in up for the day I missed I suppose. How dare you kill my elf! Lets see Sane you play Merry, me thinks. Now what awful things can I do to him...
Okay so Laglas is no more but Boromir lives on, is that right?
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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05-11-2003, 03:31 PM
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Lady of Legends
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OOC: Yep.
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05-11-2003, 09:50 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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OOC: Oh bugger it all! Lalaith wanted to die off! Damnit! So leave me outta this!! She woulda popped him off herself!! Sheesh!! dont blame it on Merry! Get rid of the Eye!!
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05-12-2003, 05:45 PM
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The Evil One
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Boromir: Me misses Legolos, even if his name sounds like he lost his legs insted of his marbles.
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05-12-2003, 09:11 PM
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The Black Númenórean
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Merry comes back to the group and see's poor Legolas' corpse
Merry: aw.... No more Leg-less?? *sees Eowyn looking at him so he promptly flees the scene* Eowyn: Hey wait up little man!! All:*groan* not again.
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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05-13-2003, 06:27 PM
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The Evil One
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Boromir: Head stone done!
*Poof! Gandalf appears* *Boromir lunges at him* Boromir: Gimme!!!!!! You'll take it to Sauron!!!! OOC: I'm gonna let someone else contiue this
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05-13-2003, 07:02 PM
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Lady of Legends
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OOC: Yay! My turn!
Gandalf: Will not! Whadya YOU want it for?!?! Boromir: Uh....er.....uh......Give it to my girlfriend! Gandalf: Awwww...that's so sweet! What's her name? Boromir:....uh....Frodo? Gandalf: Nice try. AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! * lunges at Boromir and tries to strangle him. Merry runs in with Eowyn close behind* Merry: Help! Help! She's after me! Eowyn: Hey! Wait! *Notices Boromir and Gandalf fighting* Eowyn: Oh no you don't! We're not killing off anymore guys! *Breaks the fight up.* Gandalf: Hmmph. Fiine. Until we meet again, Boromir!!! *poof. Disappears*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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05-14-2003, 07:10 AM
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My microwave speaks to me
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ooc: Why do you guys think that I would go for the short or the pretty boy type? Is it somthing I've said? Sure I know I played along, but I wanna pick my own person to chase(sp?), so here goes...
IC: *Merry walks back in alone* Merry: She finally left me alone! Thank Eru. Boromir:Go easy on her Merry she is on the rebound. Eye:*popping up* The all powerful Gandalf decrees that you should all serve him with undying loyalty. Eowyn:*walking in looking sad* Hmmmm...An eye? Me thinks me has new thing to chase(sp?) after. Eye:Oh boy, it's not bad enough that I'm an Eye but now Eowyn likes me. Sheesh!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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05-14-2003, 12:58 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Pippin: What if we don't want to serve him?
Eowyn: *muttering to self* how can I kiss something without lips???? Eye: Oh bloody hell *Poof.dissappears* Gandalf: If you don't serve me by choice Ill MAKE you serve me! All: How?? Gandalf: How do you think?!?! Daytime Television!!!! *astonsished gasps of unbridled terror*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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05-14-2003, 06:57 PM
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The Evil One
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OOC2: funny Deran!! lol
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05-14-2003, 07:44 PM
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05-14-2003, 08:47 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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I can spell and I like an Eye! Hurrah for me!!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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05-15-2003, 08:13 PM
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The Evil One
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05-15-2003, 08:29 PM
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My microwave speaks to me
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*floating down the river that will take us to the place Boromir gets killed at but does not get killed here* Eowyn:I think I'm gonna be sick. *pionting to merry* Come here and pat my back Pip. Merry:For God's SAKES!!! Can you people not read?! My shirt says M-E-R-R-Y!!!!! That spells Merry!! Aragorn so why are you wearing Mery's shirt Pip? *Merry jumps out of the boat* Boromir:*going in after him* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You are the only one who can blow the horn of Gondor! Merry:*splutering* Damn. Pip:You know I wonder what Gandalfs doing right. *wherever Gandalf is* Gandalf:*looking into plantir and hearing Pip's statement* How can I make them obey me!? Middle Earth has no electricity so day time television won't work!! Sauromon:*with a slight british accent* Well sir you do have the One Ring, do you not? Eye:Stupid twit. Can't even remember he has my Ring, so how could he ever figure out the secret to useing it. Gandalf:Well I may have the Ring but there seems to be some sort of secret to working it. Now I must go and ponder this question. *back with our characters who have heard the whole conversation because it is a 2 way plantir* Boromir:I bet you have to be a Steward of Gondor to work it. All: Shutup!
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Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
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05-16-2003, 04:57 PM
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Lady of Legends
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*Gollum appears alongside the boats*
Gollum: WE knowss how to work the precioussssss, yessss, er, precioussssss. Gollum!*waves at Frodo* Frodo: Ugh. Gandalf*from palantir* What?! How do you use it?!?!!! How?! Smeagol: We forget. Gollum: Do we? Smeagol: Uhuh. Gollum: Oh. *adressing Gandalf* We has forgotten. *Gandalf bangs head on palantir*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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05-16-2003, 05:26 PM
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Elven Warrior
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Gollum: No, now we remembersssss
Frodo: NOOO! [tackles gollum] Boromir: Hey not without me!!! [jumps into the middle of it all]
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05-16-2003, 05:50 PM
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The Evil One
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Gollum: Actually, we rememberssssssss. Smeagol: Ooooo ouch, he's going to beat me with his pointy stick and crooked staff! Ouch gollum! Be nice to us!
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05-18-2003, 12:53 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Gandalf: I will be nice if you tell me how to make the One Ring work!
Gollum: Gollum! We will telllllsssss them, nasssty wizardssss, if they promisssssessss to give us fish. Gandalf: That's all you want? Fish? Smeagol: Actually...*unrolls ten foot long list labeled 'Our Demandsssss'*
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The end justifies the means, thought Aziraphale. And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.* *This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice-skating down it. ~Good Omens |
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05-18-2003, 06:37 PM
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The Evil One
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Gollum: We tellsssss them, nice little wizardesssss.
Gandalf: I'm a wizard! Smeagol: Don't tell them!!! Noooo.
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05-18-2003, 07:04 PM
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Lady of Legends
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Gollum: Why not? We likessss them.
Gandalf: *suspiciously* I don't like where this is going.
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