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Amaranthea · 04-27-2003, 11:19 AM

Larien: I don't know, but I suggest some place where we can fight hoardes of orcs. It's either that or see that therapist.

Everyone shudders at the mention of the shrink.

Larien: So, I guess it's orc-bashing. Where are they now?

Eowyn: I'm not sure. All I know is that my uncle had issues with them until we killed them all.

Seth: We could ride around pointlessly for another few days making tasteless jokes about Kalilie's height in our search of more orcs to kill.

Lalaith: That's a good idea.

Inhuriel: Yeah. Let's go.

All mount their horses and proceed to wander aimlessly.

Lalaith · 04-27-2003, 02:41 PM

Lalaith: Mirkwood, Mirkwood.
OOC: Forgot if I have the mirror again? Do I have it again?
Eowyn: we won't go there just because of your crush on Legolas
Lalaith: it isn't a crush, it is true love
Seth: No.
Lalaith: But there are spiders we can kill
Kalile: Stop that. We won't go there.
Lalaith: And ORCS
Eowyn: Let's go there.
Larien: We won't wait anylonger
Seth: Why are we still discussing. Orcs want to be killed
As she hears the others, Lalaith has to smile about how she convinced her fellows.

Amaranthea · 04-27-2003, 08:38 PM

ooc: Yup, you have the mirror.

Lalaith · 04-28-2003, 01:29 AM

OOC: Just wanted to know if I really want to go to Mirkwood. without it I couldn't go to my lover

The last sane person · 04-28-2003, 04:56 PM

OOC: great! now every one is goimg to see their lovers!! Wait!! Legolas is out with the REAL fellowship at gondor!! And theoden is supposed to be dead!! what the hell is going on?? oh well

*the fellowship had just ridden into mirkwood and had spotted Legolas polishing his bow, but no orcs*

Lalaith:*jumping into his lap, kissing him square on the lips*I MISSED YOU!!!

Legolas:*gives a grunt of suprise and smiles* I thought you were out with your friends having fun killing orcs. *wraps arms around her and picks her up and addresses the others who were glaring at them* Excuse us, we have some catching up too do!!

*he takes her up to his bedroom and....uh, we'll leave it there*

Seth: *Glareing* come on lets go! she can catch up to us later once they're... uh... done.

Kalile:*snickering* I hope they tak their time so we can get far ahead!

Larien:*snickering* I hope they enjoy themselves so much Legolas makes her stay!!

Eowyn:*Falls off horse laughing* boy! I would never think Legolas, An ELF, would be so, er, eager!!! specially with Lalaith!!

*They all laugh at the thought and ride away as fast as they can into the sunset*

Lalaith · 04-28-2003, 05:04 PM

OOC: Thanks for letting me have Legolas, and thanks for bugging me out of the company. Mean. Mean.

As the others are talking mean about Lalaith and Legolas, a group of orcs attac them. kalile, Larien and Seth get hurt. Eowyn stands alone crying in the wood.
Eowyn: Lalaith, where are you. We need you!

OOC2: Ha, there you have it.

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-28-2003, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: great! now every one is goimg to see their lovers!! Wait!! Legolas is out with the REAL fellowship at gondor!! And theoden is supposed to be dead!! what the hell is going on?? oh well

*the fellowship had just ridden into mirkwood and had spotted Legolas polishing his bow, but no orcs*

Lalaith:*jumping into his lap, kissing him square on the lips*I MISSED YOU!!!

Legolas:*gives a grunt of suprise and smiles* I thought you were out with your friends having fun killing orcs. *wraps arms around her and picks her up and addresses the others who were glaring at them* Excuse us, we have some catching up too do!!

*he takes her up to his bedroom and....uh, we'll leave it there*

Seth: *Glareing* come on lets go! she can catch up to us later once they're... uh... done.

Kalile:*snickering* I hope they tak their time so we can get far ahead!

Larien:*snickering* I hope they enjoy themselves so much Legolas makes her stay!!

Eowyn:*Falls off horse laughing* boy! I would never think Legolas, An ELF, would be so, er, eager!!! specially with Lalaith!!

*They all laugh at the thought and ride away as fast as they can into the sunset*

Eowyn: We better be long gone by the time Lalaith and Legolos return!
Seth: She'll have a lot of catching up to do!
Larien: THIS TIME WITH US!!!!
*Runs away with Lalaiths horse*
All: *laughs*

The last sane person · 04-28-2003, 05:15 PM

OOC: Yeah right in your dreams!! we need you as much as we need a hemeroid!

*the group was attacked by orcs and Seth and Eowyn succesfully kill them off, and they are attending to their ever so slight wounds*

Eowyn: Lalaith! where the devil are you!

Seth:*washing face in stream* Oh you know very well where the girl is!!

Kalile&Larien: In bed with Legolas!!

*They laugh and get back on trail and go kill more orcs, leaving Lalaith farther and farther behind*

Amaranthea · 04-28-2003, 08:55 PM

The "fellowship" took full advantage of Lalaith's....preoccupation....and was able to ride several hundred miles away, laughing and sniggering the entire time. They met LOTS of orcs along the way, and happily slew them all, the entire time chanting, "Lalaith won't catch us!" which mightly confused the already pretty stupid and slow orcs.

Eowyn: I wonder if there are many orcs left. We seemed to have killed so many.

Seth: Never enough! We can never kill enough! Grrrr!

Kalile: Yeah, but have you noticed how, there, erm, aren't that many anymore?

Larien: What's your point?

Kalile: Well, what are we going to do when there's no more orcs?

This stuns the entire company into complete silence, and they all halt their horses to ponder this horrifying scenario.

Seth: <in a small, hurt voice> No more orcs?

Gulio, Strength of Many · 04-28-2003, 09:20 PM

Umm hey everyone. Sorry to interrupt, but I was just wondering if u guys could meet a random warrior (me) and he could help u in killing orcs. Is that ok?

Kalile · 04-28-2003, 09:46 PM

Ooc: well, you've seen our predicament. Oh well. Go ahead. (you have to make the first post, though)

Lalaith · 04-29-2003, 07:43 AM

OOC: I'm still upset because you don't need me and you have ignored my post. Mean. I want to remain in Legolas arms.

Amaranthea · 04-29-2003, 04:13 PM

ooc: Yeah, just write it in that you meet us, Gulio. We're pretty liberal here.

The last sane person · 04-29-2003, 04:43 PM

OOC: Fine join in if ya want and welcome to the moot! but i'm warnin' you... dont bring Jesus or god into the conversation! I have had it up to here with those two!! Atheism rocks!!!!

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-29-2003, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lalaith
OOC: I'm still upset because you don't need me and you have ignored my post. Mean. I want to remain in Legolas arms.

OOC: Sorry Lalaith...

Hope you'll still be my friend.

Eowyn: Where the heck is Lalaith??????
Lalaith: I'm here!!!
Eowyn: *Runs to embrace Lalaith* LALAITH!!!!!!
Seth: Had enough of Legolos?
Lalaith: *Mock horror* Enough of Legolos? Never enough of Legolos!
Larien: Let's go kill some orcs!
Seth: Who's that stranger over yonder?

Kalile · 04-29-2003, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: Fine join in if ya want and welcome to the moot! but i'm warnin' you... dont bring Jesus or god into the conversation! I have had it up to here with those two!! Atheism rocks!!!!

It certainly does. Go Unitarian Universalism! (Only in Las Vegas could a UU church thrive in the building of an old nightclub. Oh well)

Gulio, Strength of Many · 04-30-2003, 12:42 AM

ooc: sweet, but JESUS STILL ROCKS!!!!

ic: Gulio: "Ahh nothing like a day of killing orcs! Hey, who the heck are those ppl and what do they mean by 'Lalatih won't catch us'?"
He walks up to everyone and asks, "What are you doing?"

Seth: "We were killing orcs, but that killjoy over there *mean looks at Kallie* just had to put the thought into our heads of what would happen if we killed all the orcs!" *more mean looks*

Gulio: *shocked expression* I hadn't thought of that!!!!!! O well, maybe there will be another dark lord by the time we run out and he can make more orcs!!! *Huge grin

*

The last sane person · 04-30-2003, 03:28 PM

OOC: He does not. so there and leave it at that!

*the stranger had introduced himself as Gulio, strength of many and had fallen in with the troop*

Seth: Your name is to long.

Eowyn: Yes, we must fix that!

Kalile:*smiles* And you have yet to prove your "strength of many" title to us!!

Larien: And I'll warn you that that will not be an easy task as we are all very extremly seasoned veterans of the battle field and we have all earned that title at least ten times over already!!

Lalaith:*smiling at the boy* Therefore we shall dub thee, Gulio the Untried!!

Gulio: Hey! I am not that much of a sapling! I have 11 ( I refer to your postings) orcs under my belt!!

Seth:*frowning slightly at the new comer* Yes, but we all have at least a thousand times that number under our belts, so you have much to prove boy! *adressing the whole group* Very well, It seems that we have a new member in our tribe!

All: Welcome Gulio the Untried!

Seth: *snaps his fingers and brightens up* Hey! I've got it! We could go down east and fight the witch king! He has a hell's load of orcs and what-not down there!!

*Gulio frowns at the language*

The rest of the group: Yay! hurray for the fast thinking of Seth!! To the East!!

Gulio: Well, there still are some left up here so we should finish them off first. Dontcha think?

Eowyn: Ai! What a newbe! *turning to Gulio* No, we should leave these ones alone so they can regain there numbers. We dont want them to go extinct!! Then we will truley have nothing to do!

*they all ride off to the East*

Eowyn, Lady of Rohan · 04-30-2003, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The last sane person
OOC: Gulio: Hey! I am not that much of a sapling! I have 11 ( I refer to your postings) orcs under my belt!

Eowyn: Mmm hmmmm. Whatever. i have, like, 184 under my belt.
Seth: So? I have 127, under my belt.
Gulio: Hey! I'm not as bad as you think.
Eowyn: *mumbles* you are Gulio the Untried.
Gulio: Shut up. Let's go kill some orcs.
Eowyn: That's the first wise thing you've ever said to me!!!
*Gulio and Eowyn engage in a slapping match as they ride off to the East (or was it the West?)*

Legoles · 04-30-2003, 06:38 PM

ooc:HELLO IM STILL ALIVE YA KNOW!!
Anyway Im huriel was being ignored she finally said, after hours of prolonged scilence I've got about 110 under mine. She then says "how did Lalaith catch up with us???!!"

04-27-2003, 02:41 PM	#122
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	Lalaith: Mirkwood, Mirkwood. OOC: Forgot if I have the mirror again? Do I have it again? Eowyn: we won't go there just because of your crush on Legolas Lalaith: it isn't a crush, it is true love Seth: No. Lalaith: But there are spiders we can kill Kalile: Stop that. We won't go there. Lalaith: And ORCS Eowyn: Let's go there. Larien: We won't wait anylonger Seth: Why are we still discussing. Orcs want to be killed As she hears the others, Lalaith has to smile about how she convinced her fellows. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-28-2003, 01:29 AM	#124
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	OOC: Just wanted to know if I really want to go to Mirkwood. without it I couldn't go to my lover __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-28-2003, 04:56 PM	#125
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: great! now every one is goimg to see their lovers!! Wait!! Legolas is out with the REAL fellowship at gondor!! And theoden is supposed to be dead!! what the hell is going on?? oh well the fellowship had just ridden into mirkwood and had spotted Legolas polishing his bow, but no orcs Lalaith:jumping into his lap, kissing him square on the lipsI MISSED YOU!!! Legolas:gives a grunt of suprise and smiles I thought you were out with your friends having fun killing orcs. wraps arms around her and picks her up and addresses the others who were glaring at them Excuse us, we have some catching up too do!! he takes her up to his bedroom and....uh, we'll leave it there Seth: Glareing come on lets go! she can catch up to us later once they're... uh... done. Kalile:snickering I hope they tak their time so we can get far ahead! Larien:snickering I hope they enjoy themselves so much Legolas makes her stay!! Eowyn:Falls off horse laughing boy! I would never think Legolas, An ELF, would be so, er, eager!!! specially with Lalaith!! They all laugh at the thought and ride away as fast as they can into the sunset __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-28-2003, 05:04 PM	#126
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	OOC: Thanks for letting me have Legolas, and thanks for bugging me out of the company. Mean. Mean. As the others are talking mean about Lalaith and Legolas, a group of orcs attac them. kalile, Larien and Seth get hurt. Eowyn stands alone crying in the wood. Eowyn: Lalaith, where are you. We need you! OOC2: Ha, there you have it. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-28-2003, 05:15 PM	#128
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Yeah right in your dreams!! we need you as much as we need a hemeroid! the group was attacked by orcs and Seth and Eowyn succesfully kill them off, and they are attending to their ever so slight wounds Eowyn: Lalaith! where the devil are you! Seth:washing face in stream Oh you know very well where the girl is!! Kalile&Larien: In bed with Legolas!! They laugh and get back on trail and go kill more orcs, leaving Lalaith farther and farther behind __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-27-2003, 11:19 AM	#121
Amaranthea Enting Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pennsylvania. Ugh. Posts: 67	Larien: I don't know, but I suggest some place where we can fight hoardes of orcs. It's either that or see that therapist. Everyone shudders at the mention of the shrink. Larien: So, I guess it's orc-bashing. Where are they now? Eowyn: I'm not sure. All I know is that my uncle had issues with them until we killed them all. Seth: We could ride around pointlessly for another few days making tasteless jokes about Kalilie's height in our search of more orcs to kill. Lalaith: That's a good idea. Inhuriel: Yeah. Let's go. All mount their horses and proceed to wander aimlessly.

04-27-2003, 08:38 PM	#123
Amaranthea Enting Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pennsylvania. Ugh. Posts: 67	ooc: Yup, you have the mirror.

04-28-2003, 08:55 PM	#129
Amaranthea Enting Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pennsylvania. Ugh. Posts: 67	The "fellowship" took full advantage of Lalaith's....preoccupation....and was able to ride several hundred miles away, laughing and sniggering the entire time. They met LOTS of orcs along the way, and happily slew them all, the entire time chanting, "Lalaith won't catch us!" which mightly confused the already pretty stupid and slow orcs. Eowyn: I wonder if there are many orcs left. We seemed to have killed so many. Seth: Never enough! We can never kill enough! Grrrr! Kalile: Yeah, but have you noticed how, there, erm, aren't that many anymore? Larien: What's your point? Kalile: Well, what are we going to do when there's no more orcs? This stuns the entire company into complete silence, and they all halt their horses to ponder this horrifying scenario. Seth: <in a small, hurt voice> No more orcs?

04-28-2003, 09:20 PM	#130
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	Umm hey everyone. Sorry to interrupt, but I was just wondering if u guys could meet a random warrior (me) and he could help u in killing orcs. Is that ok? __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

04-28-2003, 09:46 PM	#131
Kalile The Potato sack... er elf Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sailing between the stars is a white ship with silken sails... Posts: 1,382	Ooc: well, you've seen our predicament. Oh well. Go ahead. (you have to make the first post, though) __________________ To dream the impossible dream To fight the unbeatable foe To bear with unbearable sorrow To run where the brave dare not go To right the unrightable wrong To love pure and chaste from afar To try when your arms are too weary To reach the unreachable star

04-29-2003, 07:43 AM	#132
Lalaith The Elvish Temptress Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 3,055	OOC: I'm still upset because you don't need me and you have ignored my post. Mean. I want to remain in Legolas arms. __________________ What I am and what I would are as secret as maidenhead.

04-29-2003, 04:13 PM	#133
Amaranthea Enting Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pennsylvania. Ugh. Posts: 67	ooc: Yeah, just write it in that you meet us, Gulio. We're pretty liberal here.

04-29-2003, 04:43 PM	#134
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: Fine join in if ya want and welcome to the moot! but i'm warnin' you... dont bring Jesus or god into the conversation! I have had it up to here with those two!! Atheism rocks!!!! __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-30-2003, 12:42 AM	#137
Gulio, Strength of Many Lover of all things orange and cheesy Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: On a smokestack eating my the chekt. Posts: 1,045	ooc: sweet, but JESUS STILL ROCKS!!!! ic: Gulio: "Ahh nothing like a day of killing orcs! Hey, who the heck are those ppl and what do they mean by 'Lalatih won't catch us'?" He walks up to everyone and asks, "What are you doing?" Seth: "We were killing orcs, but that killjoy over there mean looks at Kallie just had to put the thought into our heads of what would happen if we killed all the orcs!" more mean looks Gulio: shocked expression I hadn't thought of that!!!!!! O well, maybe there will be another dark lord by the time we run out and he can make more orcs!!! Huge grin __________________ El Poco Diablo is watching you... It was like the Manifest Destiny all over again, except, instead of taking and consuming everything in their paths for God, they did so with the same fervor and sense of entitlement for their new god... themselves. If you want to know more about Jesus, have a prayer need, or want to talk about anything, PM me.

04-30-2003, 03:28 PM	#138
The last sane person The Black Númenórean Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,773	OOC: He does not. so there and leave it at that! the stranger had introduced himself as Gulio, strength of many and had fallen in with the troop Seth: Your name is to long. Eowyn: Yes, we must fix that! Kalile:smiles And you have yet to prove your "strength of many" title to us!! Larien: And I'll warn you that that will not be an easy task as we are all very extremly seasoned veterans of the battle field and we have all earned that title at least ten times over already!! Lalaith:smiling at the boy Therefore we shall dub thee, Gulio the Untried!! Gulio: Hey! I am not that much of a sapling! I have 11 ( I refer to your postings) orcs under my belt!! Seth:frowning slightly at the new comer Yes, but we all have at least a thousand times that number under our belts, so you have much to prove boy! adressing the whole group Very well, It seems that we have a new member in our tribe! All: Welcome Gulio the Untried! Seth: snaps his fingers and brightens up Hey! I've got it! We could go down east and fight the witch king! He has a hell's load of orcs and what-not down there!! Gulio frowns at the language The rest of the group: Yay! hurray for the fast thinking of Seth!! To the East!! Gulio: Well, there still are some left up here so we should finish them off first. Dontcha think? Eowyn: Ai! What a newbe! turning to Gulio No, we should leave these ones alone so they can regain there numbers. We dont want them to go extinct!! Then we will truley have nothing to do! they all ride off to the East __________________ Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.

04-30-2003, 06:38 PM	#140
Legoles Goddess of the evil smilies Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Somewhere where it's hot, and icky Posts: 1,587	ooc:HELLO IM STILL ALIVE YA KNOW!! Anyway Im huriel was being ignored she finally said, after hours of prolonged scilence I've got about 110 under mine. She then says "how did Lalaith catch up with us???!!" __________________ BTW PADFOOT LIVES!

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