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06-21-2002, 07:52 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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gimli: I speak no english.
elrond: lets just forget about destroying the ring, and just play a friendly game of chess. Aragorn to Legolas: Shutup you dumb blond. Legolas: Why don't you put you're sword were you're mouth is Aragorn. Aragorn replies: OH I bet you would like me to do that. Legolas whispers: pretty much.
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06-22-2002, 12:24 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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Aragorn
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes.  ~Frieda Norris
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06-22-2002, 12:36 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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Aragorn: I am sorry fair Eowyn Shieldmaiden. My heart belongs to Faramir.
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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06-22-2002, 12:50 AM
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Viggoholic
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
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Scrawled at the end of the Red Book in Sam's handwriting: Ok, you probably guessed it by now, me and Frodo were an item, and thats a fact!
Gandalf to Pippin: You are so smart! Tom Bombadil: Why do I talk nonsense all the time?
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06-22-2002, 12:53 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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Cas,whats w/ the avatar?
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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06-22-2002, 01:00 AM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Balrog: Stupid @#$%! detachable wings!
Gandalf: My pockets hurt.
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06-22-2002, 01:18 AM
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Viggoholic
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
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Quote:
(Sorry to be OT)
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06-22-2002, 05:24 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The Second Drawer Down
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I luv the avatar!
hee hee! And, Frodosgirlfriend, what's the elvish(presumed) in your signature? All you tell us is 'nice things to say...' Come on, I want to learn. Anyone know a translations place on the net that does Elvish? Sorry, off topic, it won't happen again, i promise!*cowers*
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Hey, I'm back! *resounding silence* You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster |
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06-22-2002, 09:24 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class
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a good translater is here and my thing says
"Dolle naa lost"- Your head is empty "Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina"- You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny "Auta miqula orqu"-Go kiss an orc "Lle holma ve' edan"-You smell like a human
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06-22-2002, 09:48 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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FG that is a really cool site!
Thanks. I have been looking for something like this. Gandalf: Dang you suck! Eowyn to Pippin when going to war: You do not know me? Then just call me Gandalf.
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06-22-2002, 10:05 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Ithilien
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Sauron: How come MY Ring isn't set with a diamond?!
Gollum: No thank you, fish are fattening. Haldir: Blindfold the Elf, the dwarf's alright. Denethor: You know my motto! "Have a Positive Attitude!" Sam: I think I'll hire a gardener, I hate having to take care of it myself. Saruman: You want this Palantir thingy Gandalf? It doesn't seem to be of any use. Pippin(or was it Merry?): No! Skip the Inn! Keep going!
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This is the Window of the Sunset, Henneth Annun, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."-Faramir, Chapter IV, The Two Towers ========================== FRODO LIVES!!! ========================== YODA IS DA MAN!!! ========================== I Love Jesus! |
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06-23-2002, 04:30 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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Sam: I hate apples!
Sam: Rope? We don't need rope. Gandalf to Shadowfax: Could you go alittle slower please? Saruman: it;s OK Wormtongue I did not need that Palantir. treebeard: do we have anything solid For dinner? An arguement breaks out between Boromir and Legolas: Boromir: Legolas you need to get a life. legolas: what are you talking about, one without common sense. boromir: your mamma Legolas: what are you saying you dung eating ring possesed short-living crazed man. Boromir:dang that is a long insult!
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06-23-2002, 09:54 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Denethor - Phew! Its hot in here
Treebeard - Milk and sugar in there my little friends? Saruman to Grima - Would you get the door for our guests? Aragorn - What do you mean a piece of Narsil is missing? Frodo - the wound will never heal...........Sam - not if you keep picking at it Mr Frodo Frodo to Sam - Exactly how many chidren are rose and yourself planning on having in Bag End? |
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06-24-2002, 04:36 AM
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Best Ex-Administrator ever
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
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Arwen: If you want him come and claim him.
Also pretty much anything in fanfiction. |
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06-24-2002, 05:05 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
Posts: 2,679
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Frodo: Who's your best buddy in the whole wide world?
Gollum: Raggy? Frodo: And who's my best buddy? Gollum: Rooby doo?
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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06-24-2002, 09:36 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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Eowyn: Pass me the lipstick please.
Theoden:OK OK I surrender. Gollum: did you know that my name sounds like the hebrew word for stone man? Gollum: I hate fish! I especially hate raw fish! Denethor: Boromir I hate you! Boromir: I gots a boo boo. Aragorn: Yeh Eowyn you can come with us. Just stay close. Aragorn: AHHHHHHHH! I lost my sword AGAIN. Arwen to Aragorn: I think I would rather join my father in Valarmon than stay with you.
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06-24-2002, 07:04 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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Aragorn to elrond:hi great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great(however many greats)uncle ellie.
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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06-24-2002, 07:34 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Lyonesse
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Elrond: (standing outside, waving to a star) Hi, daddy!
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06-24-2002, 07:37 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor
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lol
(curse 90 sec.rule  )
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I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris
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06-24-2002, 09:34 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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Yes that does get annoying!
Gimli: I think I will start shaving my face. Frodo: And I will start shaving my legs. aragorn: I hate Edhels(elves) Gandalf: I don't speak that toungue.
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