A few ways to tell if you are obsessed with LOTR II - Page 7

me9996 · 12-01-2006, 11:47 PM

You know you are obsessed if you have read all these posts and said "hey! I've done that!"

me9996 · 12-07-2006, 12:55 PM

You know you are obsessed with LOTR if you think Tolkien didn't wright the LOTR books and just made another edition of there and back again and the red book of westmark...

Acalewia · 12-26-2006, 07:34 PM

You're obsessed when you buy each film the day they come out then turn around and buy the Limited Edition of the films

durinsbane2244 · 01-01-2007, 12:23 AM

the fact that you spent all of new year's eve waiting to see the sun and moon in the sky together, and a secret keyhole open....

Curubethion · 01-01-2007, 12:26 PM

I believe that merits an ROFL.

Although it's technically from The Hobbit...

You're obsessed if...you're at a party and you ask the DJ to put on the Green Dragon Inn song.

durinsbane2244 · 01-01-2007, 02:12 PM

oh, i konw it was from the hobbit, but it seemed appropriate, no?

Acalewia · 01-01-2007, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Curubethion

I believe that merits an ROFL.

Although it's technically from The Hobbit...

You're obsessed if...you're at a party and you ask the DJ to put on the Green Dragon Inn song.

If you ask someone if they have ever had a mug at the Green Dragon

me9996 · 01-08-2007, 05:31 PM

1: You traval to new zeland to see the hobbits

2: You hide in a tree for days as people try to convince you that Mt. Saint Helens is not Mt. Doom.

3: You do not think Mt. Doom sounds a little like a roller coaster

4: You insist that the mountens (or just the high hills) in washington are the mysty mountens
(Fitsm doesn't it? All the fog, and the lenth, and the orcs...)

Acalewia · 01-08-2007, 06:17 PM

everytime you see a creature that even a mother couldn't love, you say "That's a weird looking orc"

You think the Urguls in the movie verson of Eragon are orcs.

ecthelion · 01-09-2007, 12:50 PM

You start thinking the rings of power are real... careful frodosampippinmerry!

me9996 · 01-09-2007, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acalewia

everytime you see a creature that even a mother couldn't love, you say "That's a weird looking orc"

You think the Urguls in the movie verson of Eragon are orcs.

Urgals do fit the Orc archtype... But Urgals have antlers... Like raindear or something...

Anyway to stay on topic:

You know you are obsessed with LOTR if:

1: You never want to go to washington because it reminds you to much of the withered heath.

2: You have locked in a insane aslilem with a computer and have learned to type with your toes - All becuase of LOTR

me9996 · 01-24-2007, 06:22 PM

You know you're obsessed with LOTR if you go up to people on the street and give them a gold ring which you convince them to a nearby volcano (Or large mounten)

me9996 · 01-29-2007, 06:42 PM

You know you are obsessed with LOTR if you refer to your wedding ring as "The ring of doom" and your spouse knows what you are talking about.

me9996 · 02-01-2007, 06:27 PM

You know you're obsessed with LOTR if:

1: You go to one of those midevil reenactment thingys and ask everone if they know any elves.

2: You are the main source of income for the town blacksmith, not so much because of buying lots of metal things but from constantly breaking them!

3: You are always suspishus of forests.

4: You think Eragon is a big LOTR rip off (All of it, not just the elements that are rip offy)

5: You randomly call people names of charictars from LOTR.

6: You can pronounce "LOTR" and do so rather than saying "The Lord of the Rings"

7: You find nothing strange with nameing a book after its villen.

8: Once, you got lost in the woods for a week and when they found you, you said that you had been staying with the ents.

9: You think vulcans are elf rip offs.

10: Useing a small digital camera and self made finger puppets you made your own vertion of the LOTR movies.

me9996 · 02-17-2007, 05:54 PM

You know you're obsessed with lord of the rings if you are currantly in jail after a dare that you couldn't resite all of the lord of the rings books and movies from memory...

You could and that's why you're in jail...

(Note: This is purely from my imagenation as I haven't done that.)

Acalewia · 04-23-2007, 07:43 PM

You're obssesed when:

1) You can recite the entire LotR EE from memory.

2) you try talking to a tree.

3) You tell your family and friends said tree is an Ent.

4) You tell anyone who tries to cut down said tree that they will incure the wrath of the Ents if they do.

5) You've asked an assosiate at an organic food store if they have Ent drought.

DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NOT DONE ANY OF THESE THINGS!!!

btw , me, why would you be in jail?

me9996 · 04-25-2007, 01:00 PM

Copyright infringement, wouldn't reciteing all of LOTR have copyright problems?

Acalewia · 04-25-2007, 07:42 PM

I think if you recorded yourself and sold it it would. Someone correct me if im wrong

luvEyowen · 05-31-2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

You know you're obsessed with LOTR if:

4: You think Eragon is a big LOTR rip off (All of it, not just the elements that are rip offy)

Guilty

me9996 · 06-16-2007, 03:53 PM

You know you are obsessed with LOTR if you eat shired eggs every day because they have the word "shire" in them, dispite not even likeing them.

12-26-2006, 07:34 PM	#123
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	You're obsessed when you buy each film the day they come out then turn around and buy the Limited Edition of the films __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

01-01-2007, 12:23 AM	#124
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	the fact that you spent all of new year's eve waiting to see the sun and moon in the sky together, and a secret keyhole open.... __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

01-01-2007, 12:26 PM	#125
Curubethion Fenway Ranger, Lord of Red Sox Nation Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College! Posts: 1,976	I believe that merits an ROFL. Although it's technically from The Hobbit... You're obsessed if...you're at a party and you ask the DJ to put on the Green Dragon Inn song. __________________ Adventure...betrayal...heroism... Atharon: where heroes are born. My wife once said to me—when I'd been writing for ten or fifteen years—that I could always go back to being a nuclear engineer. And I said to her, 'Harriet, would you let someone who quit his job to go write fantasy anywhere near your nuclear reactor? I wouldn't!' (Robert Jordan)

01-01-2007, 02:12 PM	#126
durinsbane2244 Dreamweaver Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Misty Mountains, where the spirits go... Posts: 3,560	oh, i konw it was from the hobbit, but it seemed appropriate, no? __________________ Lord, what fools these mortals be! ---------------- We are the music-makers, And we are the dreamers of dreams, Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams; World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams: Yet we are the movers and shakers Of the world for ever, it seems. ---------------- Shanti, shanti, shantih...

01-08-2007, 06:17 PM	#129
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	everytime you see a creature that even a mother couldn't love, you say "That's a weird looking orc" You think the Urguls in the movie verson of Eragon are orcs. __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

01-09-2007, 12:50 PM	#130
ecthelion Enting Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Gondolin. in travian.it server5 Posts: 91	You start thinking the rings of power are real... careful frodosampippinmerry! __________________ The green earth, say you? That is a mighty matter of legend, though you tread it under the light of day! What does "LOL" mean?

04-23-2007, 07:43 PM	#136
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	You're obssesed when: 1) You can recite the entire LotR EE from memory. 2) you try talking to a tree. 3) You tell your family and friends said tree is an Ent. 4) You tell anyone who tries to cut down said tree that they will incure the wrath of the Ents if they do. 5) You've asked an assosiate at an organic food store if they have Ent drought. DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NOT DONE ANY OF THESE THINGS!!! btw , me, why would you be in jail? __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

04-25-2007, 07:42 PM	#138
Acalewia Halfelven Daughter of the Dunedain, President of Entmoot Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In trouble. As usual. Posts: 4,674	I think if you recorded yourself and sold it it would. Someone correct me if im wrong __________________ "Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life!"~ inked Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. "Don't be such a sour wolf" Stiles ~ Heart Monitor http://www.wattpad.com/user/IceQueenofMitera

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