Tolkien Lovers Anonymous - Page 7

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-21-2002, 01:27 PM

Well, we are currently in ME, so I have no idea how we're going to get to China. Anyone else?

TLA Lives!

Tanoliel · 03-22-2002, 02:30 AM

Haven't the foggiest...but weren't we sorta in "the real world" (heh) and then we randomly went to Rivendell, so....

-tano

Elf Girl · 03-23-2002, 03:51 PM

We don't have to know were we are, really. We can just walk west until someone gets tired of walking west, then we can get on a boat and sail until someone gets tired of sailing, and so on.

***Earniel*** · 03-23-2002, 04:55 PM

Fine with me, let's do it, before wel fall under the influence of the evil mobile phone.

Tanoliel · 03-23-2002, 07:06 PM

The Fellowship of the Cell Phone set out, walking west. The pony stayed as far from the rest of the people as he possibly could. Tano, every chance she got, bugged the counsellor about this place they were going to.
"What's it like? Tell me about it."
"It's a big building. They build phones there."
"What?" Tano shrieked. "There's MORE of these?" That made others look around. "Why are we going THERE?!?!?! We'll all be corrupted all over again!"

-tano (hey, hey, hey, it's my 200th post!

)

***Earniel*** · 03-23-2002, 07:20 PM

Congratulations!

Laurelyn: Aye it is a difficult task we have ahead of us.

Eruviel: Yet we must succeed. If we do not save Middle-earth from the terrible prospect of cell phones, who will?

*the TLA think of Elrond in Rivendell*

Morauko: Point taken. We are all that stands between Middle-earth and the horrible prospect of eternal phone-domination.

*they shiver*

Eärniel: When do we take a break? Can't save the world on an empty stomach, and I'm hungry.

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-23-2002, 08:31 PM

Eruviel: Here, Earniel, have some Lembas, I made it myself. *Hands Earniel some lembas*
Tano: Hey, can I have some too?
Eruviel: *Hands Tano some lembas.
Laurelyn: Come on, we have not the whole day to waste. We must reach somewhere safe by nightfall!
Eruviel: Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. *walks faster* So, where are we going to stop? Can we stop at The Green Dragon?
Earniel: Great idea! Can we? Can we?
Elf Girl: No! Shortcuts make delays, but inns make longer ones!
Earniel: Oh, we won't be too long there! Please?
Eruviel: She is right. We must go on!

Elf Girl · 03-24-2002, 10:40 AM

I just read this thread all the way from the beginning...it's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laurelyn · 03-24-2002, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elf Girl
I just read this thread all the way from the beginning...it's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good; that's what I intended when I started it.

Tanoliel · 03-24-2002, 04:44 PM

Tano: *chews on lembas, talks with her mouth full* Awww, please can't we stop at an inn just a little bit! Please? I'm thirsty!
Eruviel: There's a stream right there.
Tano: How do you know it's safe to drink?
Eruviel: I'm an elf.
*Tano, grumbling, drinks from the stream and joins the Fellowship again. * I still think we should've stopped.
-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-25-2002, 03:44 AM

Eruviel: (suddenly forgetting her desire for nice food and drink at an inn) we must continue on, there will be no stopping 'til nightfall. *walks ahead, then turns back and tosses an apple to Tano* (ooc: yeah, I go into Aragorn mode sometimes. . .

)
Tano: *looks at the apple and glares in Eruviel's general direction*
Eruviel: *drinks from the stream*

galadriel88 · 03-25-2002, 11:58 AM

Galadriel:If we do not stop between now and then, I believe we can make it to a safe spot in the forest that I know of. No danger will dare set foot there, for it is well guarded by the magic of Lorien. Is that any consolation for not stopping at the Green Dragon?

*silence as all stand still and stare at her*

Galadriel: Or would you rather press on till morning and get no rest at all?

*all start moving again, while saying things like "That sounds great." and "Yeah, yeah, sounds good to me."

Galadriel (with a slight smirk on her face): I thought so...

Tanoliel · 03-25-2002, 01:43 PM

Tano: Apples. How typical. We haven't had lunch yet. Or even second breakfast, or elevenses. And I doubt we'll stop for afternoon tea, either. Hey, Sam--do you think they even know about them? Or do they just want to starve the hobbits? Honestly. Apples...

-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-26-2002, 02:59 AM

Eruviel: *eats an apple*

markedel · 03-26-2002, 10:23 AM

markedel: (who has been brooding for the last 500 miles) Alas why do I only this foul matzah in my pack. When will they make imitation kosher for passover Lembas with unleavened holy corn (tm)?

galadriel88 · 03-26-2002, 11:29 AM

Tano: Okay, that all just went right over my head...

markedel · 03-26-2002, 01:59 PM

markedel: I cannot resist placing a matzah joke before passover...

Tanoliel · 03-26-2002, 03:26 PM

ooc: Galadriel88, that was a line from the movie, sort of. Slightly twisted to fit my own needs.

It's when Strider is leading the hobbitses *smack* HOBBITS! to Weathertop, and Pip and Merry stop to eat breakfast, and Strider says that they already had breakfast, and Pip replies with a long thing about all the meals hobbit eat. "What about second breakfast?" etc. Yikes. That was a run-on sentence...
And Markedel, I'd make lembas with unleavened corn of Yavanna (tm) but I haven't got any...
-tano

Eruviel Greenleaf · 03-27-2002, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanoliel

And Markedel, I'd make lembas with unleavened corn of Yavanna (tm) but I haven't got any...
-tano

If you ever find some, make some for me, too!

Okay, back in character. . .

Eruviel: Enjoying your apple, Tano? *tosses apples to everybody in the party*

Quote:

markedel: I cannot resist placing a matzah joke before passover...

As you did in your signature. . .

galadriel88 · 03-27-2002, 02:37 PM

Tano, I wasn't talking to you, that was your character saying something!
And I rather enjoyed the movie quote...

03-21-2002, 01:27 PM	#121
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Well, we are currently in ME, so I have no idea how we're going to get to China. Anyone else? TLA Lives! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-22-2002, 02:30 AM	#122
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Haven't the foggiest...but weren't we sorta in "the real world" (heh) and then we randomly went to Rivendell, so.... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-23-2002, 03:51 PM	#123
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	We don't have to know were we are, really. We can just walk west until someone gets tired of walking west, then we can get on a boat and sail until someone gets tired of sailing, and so on. __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

03-23-2002, 04:55 PM	#124
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Fine with me, let's do it, before wel fall under the influence of the evil mobile phone. __________________ We are not things.

03-23-2002, 07:06 PM	#125
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	The Fellowship of the Cell Phone set out, walking west. The pony stayed as far from the rest of the people as he possibly could. Tano, every chance she got, bugged the counsellor about this place they were going to. "What's it like? Tell me about it." "It's a big building. They build phones there." "What?" Tano shrieked. "There's MORE of these?" That made others look around. "Why are we going THERE?!?!?! We'll all be corrupted all over again!" -tano (hey, hey, hey, it's my 200th post! ) __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-23-2002, 07:20 PM	#126
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	Congratulations! Laurelyn: Aye it is a difficult task we have ahead of us. Eruviel: Yet we must succeed. If we do not save Middle-earth from the terrible prospect of cell phones, who will? the TLA think of Elrond in Rivendell Morauko: Point taken. We are all that stands between Middle-earth and the horrible prospect of eternal phone-domination. they shiver Eärniel: When do we take a break? Can't save the world on an empty stomach, and I'm hungry. __________________ We are not things.

03-23-2002, 08:31 PM	#127
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: Here, Earniel, have some Lembas, I made it myself. Hands Earniel some lembas Tano: Hey, can I have some too? Eruviel: Hands Tano some lembas. Laurelyn: Come on, we have not the whole day to waste. We must reach somewhere safe by nightfall! Eruviel: Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming. walks faster* So, where are we going to stop? Can we stop at The Green Dragon? Earniel: Great idea! Can we? Can we? Elf Girl: No! Shortcuts make delays, but inns make longer ones! Earniel: Oh, we won't be too long there! Please? Eruviel: She is right. We must go on! __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-24-2002, 10:40 AM	#128
Elf Girl Lurker Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 3,419	I just read this thread all the way from the beginning...it's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium...

03-24-2002, 04:44 PM	#130
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano: chews on lembas, talks with her mouth full Awww, please can't we stop at an inn just a little bit! Please? I'm thirsty! Eruviel: There's a stream right there. Tano: How do you know it's safe to drink? Eruviel: I'm an elf. Tano, grumbling, drinks from the stream and joins the Fellowship again. I still think we should've stopped. -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-25-2002, 03:44 AM	#131
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: (suddenly forgetting her desire for nice food and drink at an inn) we must continue on, there will be no stopping 'til nightfall. walks ahead, then turns back and tosses an apple to Tano (ooc: yeah, I go into Aragorn mode sometimes. . .) Tano: looks at the apple and glares in Eruviel's general direction Eruviel: drinks from the stream __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-25-2002, 11:58 AM	#132
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Galadriel:If we do not stop between now and then, I believe we can make it to a safe spot in the forest that I know of. No danger will dare set foot there, for it is well guarded by the magic of Lorien. Is that any consolation for not stopping at the Green Dragon? silence as all stand still and stare at her Galadriel: Or would you rather press on till morning and get no rest at all? all start moving again, while saying things like "That sounds great." and "Yeah, yeah, sounds good to me." Galadriel (with a slight smirk on her face): I thought so... __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain?* -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

03-25-2002, 01:43 PM	#133
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	Tano: Apples. How typical. We haven't had lunch yet. Or even second breakfast, or elevenses. And I doubt we'll stop for afternoon tea, either. Hey, Sam--do you think they even know about them? Or do they just want to starve the hobbits? Honestly. Apples... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-26-2002, 02:59 AM	#134
Eruviel Greenleaf Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Lyonesse Posts: 4,547	Eruviel: eats an apple __________________ Eruviel Greenleaf in a past life. "Whoever has come to understand the world has found only a corpse, and whoever has found a corpse is superior to the world." -The Gospel of Thomas SQUAWK!

03-26-2002, 10:23 AM	#135
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	markedel: (who has been brooding for the last 500 miles) Alas why do I only this foul matzah in my pack. When will they make imitation kosher for passover Lembas with unleavened holy corn (tm)? __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

03-26-2002, 11:29 AM	#136
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Tano: Okay, that all just went right over my head... __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

03-26-2002, 01:59 PM	#137
markedel 'Sober' Mullet Frosh Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Queen's Posts: 1,245	markedel: I cannot resist placing a matzah joke before passover... __________________ "Earnur was a man like his father in valour, but not in wisdom"

03-26-2002, 03:26 PM	#138
Tanoliel Eccentric Chocolate Crow Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA Posts: 1,861	ooc: Galadriel88, that was a line from the movie, sort of. Slightly twisted to fit my own needs. It's when Strider is leading the hobbitses smack HOBBITS! to Weathertop, and Pip and Merry stop to eat breakfast, and Strider says that they already had breakfast, and Pip replies with a long thing about all the meals hobbit eat. "What about second breakfast?" etc. Yikes. That was a run-on sentence... And Markedel, I'd make lembas with unleavened corn of Yavanna (tm) but I haven't got any... -tano __________________ Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson

03-27-2002, 02:37 PM	#140
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Tano, I wasn't talking to you, that was your character saying something! And I rather enjoyed the movie quote... __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

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