Star wars funnys - Page 7

me9996 · 11-01-2006, 02:20 PM

Yoda:Must force you use!
Luke:Okay...
(Takes out "The force")
Yoda:This again not!
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hectorberlioz · 11-01-2006, 02:22 PM

That reminds me: my American Gov & Politics teacher was reading part of Eisenhower's Farewell address, and he commented that some of this stuff sounded like Yoda...

ayra · 11-06-2006, 09:21 PM

Luke: Hey, Yoda, want to watch a movie?
Yoda: A movie I will watch.
Darth Vader: Hey, I wanna watch a movie too.
Luke: Don't you start thinking about anything like cutting off hands.
DV: Ok
Leia: Can I watch too?
Luke: Sure. This is getting to be quite a party.
Obi-Wan: Then, if this is a party, I can join, too. Right?
Qui-Gon: Me too!
Yoda: Who you were planning to invite, Luke?
Luke: Anyone who wants peace.
DV: Nuts.
(Darth Vader leaves, everyone else stays)
Obi-Wan: You starting the movie, Luke?
Luke: Uhh, yah, sure.

Thain Peregrin Took I · 11-13-2006, 01:51 AM

(On Musafar after the light saber fight)
Padme: Is Anakin alright?
Obi-Wan: Well... he's lost a bit of weight.

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Mace: You shall be a member of the Jedi Council, but you will not be made a Master.
Anakin: WHAT?!?!?
Obi-Wan: Well, Anakin, you see, you still have 10 years left in your anger management classes...

me9996 · 11-13-2006, 02:06 PM

That last one is realy good! Maybe that would have stoped him from turning to the dark side...

(Trying to stay on topic so heres a short little crazy bit)
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Luke: Why is this called a light saber anyway? It doesn't look like a saber...
Obi-wan: It's called a saber because... Gee I don't know, let's get Qui-Gon Jinn...
Luke: Isn't he dead?
Obi-wan: If you haven't nodiced... Jedi don't exactly stay dead around here...
(Enter Qui-Gon)
Obi-wan: Master, why is it called a light saber?
Qui-Gon: I don't know, I'll go get mace...
(Later, all the jedi in the star wars movies -and a few others- are in the swamp)
Yoda: Why is it called a light saber?
George Lucus: It sounded better than laser swords... Why do you ask?
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ayra · 11-13-2006, 07:19 PM

Good one. How many Jedi do you think there were? I know it is not on topic, but I was just curiose(I'm not sure how to spell that).

trolls' bane · 11-13-2006, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ayra

Good one. How many Jedi do you think there were? I know it is not on topic, but I was just curiose(I'm not sure how to spell that).

I don't know, but I'm sure "over a thousand generations" tend to add up.

ayra · 11-21-2006, 04:42 PM

Yes, but it also depends on how many people/aliens were force-sensitive. And how many were found. Still, there could be thousands maybe millions.

trolls' bane · 11-21-2006, 08:59 PM

Easily.

me9996 · 01-11-2007, 06:28 PM

Obi-wan: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Vader: Um, Obi-wan?
Obi-wan: I AM WIELDER OF THE FLAME OF STAR WARS! SERVANT OF THE SECRET DIRECTOR!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Vader: Obi-wan, hello?
Obi-wan: DARK FIRE SHALL NOT AVAIL YOU! FLAME OF THE DARK SIDE!!!
Vader: I'm not on fire.
Obi-wan: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Vader: OBI-WAN!!!
Obi-wan: What?
Vader: I'm over here.
(We see that Obi-wan has been faceing the wrong way the whole time)

ayra · 01-19-2007, 07:14 PM

Oh, great! That was a good one.

me9996 · 01-26-2007, 06:45 PM

(The attack on the jedi temple)
Darth Vader: Take this Jedi!
(Darth Vader "Force tickles" a jedi)
Jedi: Hahahaha!!! Stop! WEHEHEHEHE!!! NO, IT'S TO MUCH WAHAHAHAHA!!!
Clone trooper: Is that what you call "forced laughter"?

ayra · 01-31-2007, 10:34 PM

"'Forced' Laughter"! That was great! I like it.

hectorberlioz · 02-05-2007, 02:00 PM

Force tickling, now thats a power I wish I had

ayra · 02-07-2007, 02:07 PM

No kidding.

Darth Vader: Libraries are useless.
Clone Trooper: Why? I use them.
Darth Vader: Because every time I want to use them, they instigate fear in me.
Clone Trooper: Fear? You don't fear anything!
Darth Varder: Anything except libraries. My suit messes the data discs up.
Clone Tropper: Okay?
Darth Vader: Then the librarians go after me! Their power to instigate fear is incredible!

me9996 · 02-08-2007, 07:58 PM

Funny, Ayra

Now to keep on topic:
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(The distroying of the jedi temple)
Clone: So, Lord Vader, what are we going to do with this building after we clear out the jedi?
Vader: Well, I think we'll open a mall or something...
Clone: Won't the dead jedi sorta make it unpleasant for people to shop in?
Vader: So much for clones being able to think createively

ayra · 02-15-2007, 04:54 PM

That is why they are clones... They are all alike!
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Clone 1: I, umph, can't, umph, put this thing on!
Clone 2: Isn't there a zipper?
Clone 1: What?! Oh! I knew that!
Clone 2: There is a manuel over there. Read it.
Clone 1: I can't read.
Clone 2: Get a librarian. Just don't make 'em mad. They are deadly.
*Clone 2 leaves*
Clone 1: *worried* Deadly? Oh great!

me9996 · 03-21-2007, 09:11 PM

Darth Vader: So, what made you turn to the dark side?
Palpateen: Well, it was a long time ago...
(Flashback to Palpateens early days)
Young Palpateen: Ah, my first day of shcool!
Child 1: What's your name?
Young Palpateen: Palpateen!
Child 1: That sounds like a skin cream!
Children: Palpateen the skin cream! Palpateen the skin cream!
(Fade out of the flashback)
Vader: So what happened?
Palpateen: The school burned down later that day in an electrical fire.
Vader:

Palpateen: *Wistles*

trolls' bane · 03-24-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Darth Vader: So, what made you turn to the dark side?
Palpateen: Well, it was a long time ago...
(Flashback to Palpateens early days)
Young Palpateen: Ah, my first day of shcool!
Child 1: What's your name?
Young Palpateen: Palpateen!
Child 1: That sounds like a skin cream!
Children: Palpateen the skin cream! Palpateen the skin cream!
(Fade out of the flashback)
Vader: So what happened?
Palpateen: The school burned down later that day in an electrical fire.
Vader:

Palpateen: *Wistles*

That's the best one I've heard yet.

me9996 · 04-14-2007, 04:39 PM

Yoda: Lumanus beings are we, not this crude matter.
Luke: Who you calling crude?
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Tarken: Fire at will, comander.
Death star gunner: Yes sir!
(Draws gun)
Death star gunner: Sorry, Will.

11-01-2006, 02:22 PM	#122
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	That reminds me: my American Gov & Politics teacher was reading part of Eisenhower's Farewell address, and he commented that some of this stuff sounded like Yoda... __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

11-06-2006, 09:21 PM	#123
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	Luke: Hey, Yoda, want to watch a movie? Yoda: A movie I will watch. Darth Vader: Hey, I wanna watch a movie too. Luke: Don't you start thinking about anything like cutting off hands. DV: Ok Leia: Can I watch too? Luke: Sure. This is getting to be quite a party. Obi-Wan: Then, if this is a party, I can join, too. Right? Qui-Gon: Me too! Yoda: Who you were planning to invite, Luke? Luke: Anyone who wants peace. DV: Nuts. (Darth Vader leaves, everyone else stays) Obi-Wan: You starting the movie, Luke? Luke: Uhh, yah, sure. __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

11-13-2006, 01:51 AM	#124
Thain Peregrin Took I Thain of Randomness Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Most likely being completely random... Posts: 971	(On Musafar after the light saber fight) Padme: Is Anakin alright? Obi-Wan: Well... he's lost a bit of weight. ---- Mace: You shall be a member of the Jedi Council, but you will not be made a Master. Anakin: WHAT?!?!? Obi-Wan: Well, Anakin, you see, you still have 10 years left in your anger management classes... __________________ Here we were trying to take Rommel, when who do we kidnap but Admiral Todley himself. What? Hahahaha. That wasn't the plan you know. - Col. Crittendon Monk: I'm 100% sure that she probably killed him. Stottlemeyer: What does that mean? Monk: 95%... I feel like Pepé Le Pew when he look up "pew" in the dictionary. French accent Le pew? Moi? Noo. -Shawn Spencer British accent It's a bobble head Bobbie! head bob -Special Agen Seely Booth

11-13-2006, 07:19 PM	#126
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	Good one. How many Jedi do you think there were? I know it is not on topic, but I was just curiose(I'm not sure how to spell that). __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

11-21-2006, 04:42 PM	#128
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	Yes, but it also depends on how many people/aliens were force-sensitive. And how many were found. Still, there could be thousands maybe millions. __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

11-21-2006, 08:59 PM	#129
trolls' bane Entmoot Secretary of the Treasury Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Campsite-by-Giraffe Posts: 5,408	Easily. __________________ KI6PFA Amateur Radio Operator

01-19-2007, 07:14 PM	#131
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	Oh, great! That was a good one. __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

01-31-2007, 10:34 PM	#133
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	"'Forced' Laughter"! That was great! I like it. __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks! Last edited by ayra : 01-31-2007 at 10:36 PM.

02-05-2007, 02:00 PM	#134
hectorberlioz Master of Orchestration President Emeritus of Entmoot 2004-2008 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lost in the Opera House Posts: 9,328	Force tickling, now thats a power I wish I had __________________ ACALEWIA- President of Entmoot hectorberlioz- Vice President of Entmoot Acaly und Hektor fur Presidants fur EntMut fur life! Join the discussion at Entmoot Election 2010. "Stupidissimo!"~Toscanini The Da CINDY Code The Epic Poem Of The Balrog of Entmoot: Here ~NEW! ~ Thinking of summer vacation? AboutNewJersey.com - NJ Travel & Tourism Guide

02-07-2007, 02:07 PM	#135
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	No kidding. Darth Vader: Libraries are useless. Clone Trooper: Why? I use them. Darth Vader: Because every time I want to use them, they instigate fear in me. Clone Trooper: Fear? You don't fear anything! Darth Varder: Anything except libraries. My suit messes the data discs up. Clone Tropper: Okay? Darth Vader: Then the librarians go after me! Their power to instigate fear is incredible! __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

02-15-2007, 04:54 PM	#137
ayra Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2006 Location: Kalia. YOU HUMANS CAN'T GO THERE! Also land of boredom Posts: 230	That is why they are clones... They are all alike! ____________________ Clone 1: I, umph, can't, umph, put this thing on! Clone 2: Isn't there a zipper? Clone 1: What?! Oh! I knew that! Clone 2: There is a manuel over there. Read it. Clone 1: I can't read. Clone 2: Get a librarian. Just don't make 'em mad. They are deadly. Clone 2 leaves Clone 1: worried Deadly? Oh great! __________________ I am Queen Tallie Falcon. Do not mess with me. US KALIANS WILL RULE THOSE FROM THE REPUBLIC! Kalia rocks!

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