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07-24-2003, 02:16 AM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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Rum, Rum, wheres the rum?
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07-26-2003, 03:20 AM
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The Black Númenórean
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Aye! I drank it and she spat it up!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-27-2003, 10:36 PM
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Store owner: Oh...
Customer: What? Store owner: The cat's eaten it. Customer: Has he? Store Owner: She sir. OOC: YAY FOR CHEESE! Katt: Anyway, I know I'm dead, but where did the rum go?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-29-2003, 10:14 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Emerald City--Seattle, WA
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ooc: Kitty, I am a LAZY arse...can you tell me things I need to know? what's going on? Why'd you drag me in here? When? what page? Help me...I'm drunk on limeade. it was kinda gross. and then we, er...
Burned things and experimented with alcohol! (Right. We flambed things.  )tano
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07-30-2003, 01:07 AM
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OOC: We killed some police and Roya killed me and now Roya, Emy and my spirit are on that island from Pirates.
It was night on the island. Roya and Emy sat next to a bonfire wondering how they got themselves into this mess. Suddenly a bright object streaked accross the sky, then crossed it's trail and headed for the island. BOOM Roya: What the hell was that? The asteroid landed just offshore on the other side of the island. Yadda yadda yadda, something's on fire, not anymore, water splashes, it cools off, right. Suddenly the asteroid dematerialized into 472 tiny pixies which swarmed around the island turning things into other things. Roya: Bloody feck! My boot is a cream puff! Emy: That's better than having a jelly roll for a hat. *A pixie lands on her shoulder* Aah! Get it off me. Pixie: Calm down. This is the best body I could find. Roya: Katt? Pixie: Yeah. Emy: Why don't you use your pixie powers and make a new body. Pixie: If you haven't noticed, we can only turn things into food. Indeed, the island was becoming a buffet table. Roya: Well could ya conjure up some booze? I think we're gonna need it.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-30-2003, 02:42 AM
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The Black Númenórean
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Roya: Indeed! *thwacks Pixie-Katt into a bush*
OOC: Oh, by the by, the Lady is 2 miles off shore of waikiki in Oahu, i look out every morning and i see it on the horizon. Now thats what i call a cruel joke!
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Your children are not your children. They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you, And though they are with you yet they belong not to you. You may give them your love but not your thoughts, For they have their own thoughts. You may house their bodies but not their souls, For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow, which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams. |
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07-30-2003, 03:14 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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(ooc: Oh, ouch! That's pain, that is, Roya! I'm so sorry. Wait, you're in Oahu? Whoah. Cool. Will you get me a sarong there? I'll pay you back when you get home. I'm such a shameless...something.
)Emy: Right. Well, Katt, booze would be great but so would getting back to where we're supposed to be. . .er. . .wait. . .*falls into water. . .emerges a few seconds later looking more like EG. A lot more. Like, is EG again. Good* EG: What the hell? Stupid alter-ego taking over my body again. . .arrgh.
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07-30-2003, 05:53 PM
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PixieKatt: *climbes out of bush* Well, that wasn't very nice. But here's a bottle anyway.
*A couple of bottles fall out of the trees and Roya and EG catch them.* Roya: Thanks. *muttering* you little pest.... EG: Hey Katt, how did you make bottles if you can only make food? PixieKatt: They're sugar bottles. You can eat them.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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07-31-2003, 02:05 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Not so very far out to sea, a small boat with a very patched sail is floating on the waves, the wind being nearly nonexistent. A small girl is sitting in the boat, tying knots in lines and, every once in a while, bailing out the boat, which seems to be bringing on water much faster than it had been.
Tano: Oooh, must've sprung a leak...bugger all. *spots small island* Hey! Land ho! Land ho! Random Voice: And who are you shouting to? Tano: Wha--? She looks around and finally spots a small, glittering creature the same color as the water, sitting on the starboard side of the boat. It has a pointy face, and large wings, and a long scaled tail, and is looking very amused. Tano: Hey! A dragon! Nifty. The Dragon: Nifty? Tano: Yeah. Like, neat. Awesome. Cool. Fantastic. The Dragon: I see. Who are yooouuu, and what are you doing sailing in my waters? Tano: *holds out hand, which the dragon takes in its tail and shakes* I'm Tanoliel. I'm a pirate. Dragon: You don't look like a very good one to me. Tano: Pfffft. I stole this boat, didn't I? She's a pretty little thing. Dragon: She's sprung a leak. Tano: Yes, yes she has. I was hoping to get to land before-- She is cut off by a bump as the boat hits sand. She jumps out, pulls the boat onto the beach and furls the patched sail. Tano: That'll have to do for now. *spots the fire* HEY! People! Or something. Wanna go have a look? Dragon: Oh, why not? Nothing else is ever interesting around here. *hops to Tano's shoulder* Let's go. ooc: Whooo...that was fun. 
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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07-31-2003, 05:03 PM
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The noises from the campfire were angry voices.
Roya: But how did we get here in the first place? EG: I dunno! My alter ego was in my body! Roya: But it was your body. You walked up to this campfire and suddenly we were here! PixieKatt: I told em, Millenium Hand and Shrimp. Buggrit. Roya&EG: *Stop and stare* Are you still here? Tano: Hello? Roya&EG&PixieKatt: GAH! Tano: Uh, hello. I'm Tanoliel and I'm a pirate. This is a dragon. He say's these are his waters. *draws sword* Who are you?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-01-2003, 12:24 AM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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EG: Good, honest, merchant-ship cardboard.
Tano: *Raises an eyebrow* EG: *leans in very close to Tano* Until you get too close! Tano: Ah. I see. EG: That is to say, I'm a pirate too. Jolly Roger? *holds out a small flag on a stick to Tano* Tano: Thanks! EG: Do you have a boat? Tano: Well, I did. . .Do you? EG: Well...I'm in the market *winks*
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08-01-2003, 01:35 AM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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Suddenly a beautiful girl w/ light blue webbed ears, a light blue Dratini like tail w/ a leaf shaped end, silver-purple eyes and lipstick, blue eyebrows, tanned skin, a attractivly cut suit of black, covered at her shoulders and below her midriff with a light aqua cloth, popped out of the water. She walked up to EG, Pixie-Katt, and Roya.She said ,"Hallo, whats with you?" everyone stared at her, even the pixies." Ya look like ya've seen a ghost or somethin."
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08-01-2003, 10:28 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: *to dragon* You know this person?
Dragon: She came out of MY water! Who is it? Tano: *shrugs* Beats me. Oh, you--*to EG* There's a port town nearby that's got lots of good boats just waiting to be comandeered. EG: *interested* Really? Tano: Oh, yeah. I can show you where---just gotta fix that leak in my boat. *beams proudly* She's called L'uccello. She's the best. Dragon: She's got a leak. Tano: I know. Shut up.
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson Last edited by Tanoliel : 08-01-2003 at 10:41 PM. |
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08-02-2003, 03:00 AM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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"If you must know, I'm Juri Hakashomi. I'm a water demon, with legs, of course."
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08-02-2003, 05:43 PM
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Alcoholic Villain-Fancying Elf Pirate
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EG: That's nice dear...*blatantly ignores the "water demon." Tano! Let's comandeer a boat!
Tano: Yes. My boat has got a leak. I can't go anywhere. Does anyone have any repair supplies handy? *looks hopefully around at the gathered group* No? Darn... And suddenly, the skies darkened, the wind howled, and a voice, sounding suspicously familiar to Tano and EG, and Katt, and Roya, (rather, in fact, like a pirate girl with a long brown braid) says "LO! If thou hast no ship, BLOODY GO AND STEAL ONE!" EG: Um, and where do we get this boat, eh? And Lo, a ship appeared on the horizon. Strange the way that works, in'it? And the booming voice spake again... "Go have fun, kids. And don't forget to play nasty."
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08-03-2003, 01:43 AM
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Goddess of the evil smilies
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"Uh, who was that? I'm comin with ya. I sick of this crummy island. Any way, EG I'm a pirate too!"
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08-03-2003, 06:31 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: Meh....*stalks off to L'ucello, an rummages in the few boxes and bags, most of which are wet* I wonder if that ship's got food? Mine's all mushy...ooh, look. Pirate cardboard. That's about the right consistency now.
Dragon: What is that stuff? Tano: Hardtack. Good, law-abiding merchant ship cardboard...until you get too close. Dragon: Ahh...I see. Tano: Look! *pulls out mending supplies* I thought they were here! Well, thank you Navica. *begins mending boat* It's just a little leak, after all.
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Wisdom for Short Attention Spans...Ozy and Millie. It rocks. Food Of The Gods: 3,7-dihydro-3,7-dimethyl-1H-purine-2,6-dione Feed Me.... Another Online Dwelling Place... "All right, I confess. It is my intention to comandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, to rape, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out." -Captain Jack Sparrow "The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify." -Amelia Peabody Emerson "Most people obey the orders of someone who is pointing a gun at their head." -A.P. Emerson |
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08-03-2003, 08:45 PM
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PixieKatt: *pesters Tano* Whatteryoudoing?
Tano: *oblivious to pestering* Fixing this. PixieKatt: Why? Tano: We're gonna comandeer that ship. PK: With that boat? Tano: Yes. Should be easy. PK: Wish I could help. I got this crummy body and all it can do is fly and turn things into food. Look. *Turns a rock into a hunk of chocolate* Tano: CHOCOLATE?!? *takes a bite* Katt, you may be useful after all. Roya: No she won't! *Swings large piece of wood in Katt's direction.* PK: *laughs like a chiuaua on helium and get's hit by a secont piece of wood* Ow! Stop it! Or I'll turn you into a Pina Colada. EG: Quit it guys! OOC: LEGOLES!!!!!!!!! Shorten your sig or don't post here.
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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08-03-2003, 09:18 PM
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Eccentric Chocolate Crow
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Tano: Come on, Roya--think about it. Never ending supplies on board the ship. We'd never have to put into a port unless we wanted to. How cool is that?
PK: Hey! I'm not making anything because you SAY to! Tano: Oh. Really? I bet it's because you CAN'T. You couldn't turn that rock over there into a bottle of fresh spring water. PK: Could too. Tano: Could not. *goes back to fixing boat* PK: Could TOO! Tano: No, no you couldn't. PK: YES, I COULD! *there is suddenly a bottle of fresh water by Tano's foot, where the rock was a moment ago* Tano: Ooh, look. Water. *Picks it up and drinks* PK: You could at least say THANKS! Tano: Oh, yes. Thanks, Pixie. PK: Grrr.... ooc: seconded here, legoles.
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08-03-2003, 09:45 PM
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OOC: Am I destined to be a galley slave EVERY TIME we turn into pirates?
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How to Survive the Sillmarillion I thought that Alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze. But now I know that there's a time and there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self control and self abuse. "Lacerations make complications, but welts go away in a day." |
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