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12-04-2002, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Luke, you'll always have a friend wearing big red shoes.
Luke, I am your barber. It is time. Luke, I am your neopet. See what I have become after you abandoned me? This is your fault, and you will pay for it. Luke, I am your Drug Abuse Resistance Education instructor. I wish now that I had never started smoking. Luke, who's your daddy? [pardon if it's been done] Luke, I am an Ewok. And your father. Yub yub.
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12-04-2002, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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12-04-2002, 03:05 PM
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12-05-2002, 01:29 PM
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Head Hollara
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Luke, I know we're a disfunctional family... and I felt I needed to cut off your hand to make you realize this mistake you're making. Obi-Wan was a Jedi too, but look at where he is now! And Yoda... well, I've never trusted his backwards speech and riddles... I never understood those riddles...
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"People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us. |
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12-05-2002, 02:18 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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Luke, you got the hots for your sister? Say it isn't so, Luke
 
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Power attracts the corruptible. Absolute power attracts the absolutely corruptible. -Missionaria Protectiva, Frank Herbert Accio, Ash Nazg! Elennuru s?*la lúmenn' omentielvo (The Death Star shines on the hour of our meeting) - Darth Arathorn Put aside the ranger... Start looking for Mumakil action figures... |
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12-06-2002, 01:30 AM
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Head Hollara
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Texas
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Luke, you're far too reckless with that X-wing... give me the keys. Now.
Luke, I am the specimen from which you were cloned. Luke, I've brought you here on the Jerry Springer show to tell you something... Luke, you must join my boy-band... together, we will serenade the galaxy!
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"People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us. |
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12-06-2002, 02:30 AM
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Empress of the Writewraiths
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12-06-2002, 02:57 AM
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Head Hollara
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Luke, I am. That's all. I just am. I thought you'd like to know.
Luke, I am Shania Twain. *breaks off into song and choreographed dance steps; his voice changed from a low growl to a mellifluent, belted soprano* So ya got the sword but have ya... got the stuff? Now, don't get me wrong, I think you're quite tough; but that won't turn me back to the light side of the fo-orce... Okay, so you've got my droid... That don't impress-a me much... (Are these getting better or worse? Or both?)
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"People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us. |
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12-06-2002, 01:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Cockermouth
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the thought that shania twain is the most evil being on earth is quite funny ohhhh no wait its true
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Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot |
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12-06-2002, 02:48 PM
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the Shrike
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: San Francisco, CA <3
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Yes, and we all know who the Emperor is.... Celine Dion.
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12-06-2002, 03:35 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: West of Middle Earth...oh alright...Manila
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12-08-2002, 01:54 AM
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Head Hollara
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Texas
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Luke, I am your pharmacist... these pills cost 500 credits a dozen, but you must take four a day or DIE!!!
[Audience]: You FIEND! Luke, the real Darth Vader's trussed up backstage... can I have your autograph? Luke, I am your publicist. I told you to go for the Han Solo role, but you said "no, I wanna be the star" in that loathsome little whiny voice of yours... we'll both suffer from this... but you the more! (Worse, definitely worse... not to say I'm stopping here )
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12-09-2002, 01:05 PM
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Head Hollara
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Texas
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Luke, I am Bill Gates. If you do not join me in my attempt to govern life as we know it, you will be the last in the universe to get software upgrades! EVERYTHING will be incompatible with your systems!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
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"People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us. |
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12-12-2002, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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DV:Luke, I am your fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Luke:My broken record? DV:Luke, Yoda is your father! Luke:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ! DV:Yes, Bwahahahahaha!! DV:Luke, Boba Fett hasn't taken off that suit for years, you must find out how he takes a crap! Luke:NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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12-12-2002, 12:55 PM
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Empress of the Writewraiths
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12-12-2002, 01:03 PM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
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Homer Simpson: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: Mom's gone, no one else saw you, can't prove anything... Bart Simpson: Luke, I am your son. Luke: Doooh!
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12-12-2002, 02:59 PM
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12-14-2002, 02:17 AM
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Head Hollara
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Luke, I come from the future. After this trilogy and a single appearance on the Muppet Show, your acting career will dwindle into nothingness. But remember that crazy smuggler? Yes, yes... the non-lead, since you insist...
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12-14-2002, 05:18 AM
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Head Hollara
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Luke, I am your screen-saver... wake up! You have a term paper due in four hours!
Luke, I am your leftover eggplant souffle... do not underestimate the power of bad cooking. Luke, if you'll notice, I just lopped your hand off. I also happen to be selling these wonderful prosthetic hands that do everything that your old one did! This little beauty comes with a programming manual and list of features. This one's on me. Five year warranty, some restrictions apply.
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"People used to ring up and say 'Don't quit your day job' or 'sell your synth', but the joke's on them: we were fired and the synth is broken!" -John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants Ever heard of Mormons? I'm one. Click here to know more about us. |
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12-14-2002, 11:47 AM
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Bard of Mangled Songs
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Luke, I am bmilder...hmmmm...
ok! ok! I'm Arathorn! but don't tell Ben that I tried to impersonate him or I'll get banned!
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