20 Things To Do When You See The Movie - Page 6

Last Child of Ungoliant · 02-22-2005, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Embladyne

Is it a bad thing I am seriously considering trying some of these if LOTR comes back to theatres?
The funny thing is, whenever I see Hugo Weaving, I always think of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, so I keep on expecting Elrond to burst into singing a random ABBA song, with a neon wig and totally queeny outfi, with Cirdan and Galadriel right next to him.

haha embly, i have to do that, or next time i am watching priscilla, say in elrond-y voice 'there is nothing for you here, arwen' every five minutes

EarthBound · 02-23-2005, 10:55 AM

15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Slays me, absolutely Slays me...

Embladyne · 02-23-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by EarthBound

15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

Slays me, absolutely Slays me...

Yah, me too.

Christiana · 02-26-2005, 10:19 PM

LOLOL!!that always makes me laugh

ElemmÃrÃ« · 02-26-2005, 11:17 PM

A thread I haven't responded to...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insidious Rex

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

He probably could have...

At least, thirty years ago he could have.

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6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

Since technically, I would be the nearest ring-nut, if I tried that one, people would think I was both rude and schizophrenic.

Willow Oran · 02-27-2005, 03:06 AM

These are good, they probably shoudln't be done in theaters though, after all, it would be much more fun to mock the extended editions...

103. When Pippin pushes Faramir off the funeral pyre shout 'Stop, Drop and Roll!'

Count Comfect · 02-27-2005, 03:58 AM

These are all so hilarious

104. When Legolas grabs the harness of a horse in TTT and swings up (just pre-Wargs) loudly state "Legolas 1, Laws of Physics 0"
OR
Do the same in RoTK when he does the similar thing on the Oliphaunt.
For bonus points, watch all 3 in a row and make it "Legolas 2" the second time...

105. When we see Arwen first in FoTR, ask "Hey, when did Glorfindel get a sex change?"

Embladyne · 02-27-2005, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Comfect

105. When we see Arwen first in FoTR, ask "Hey, when did Glorfindel get a sex change?"

Or rather, "Hey, when did Glorfindel become a goth?"

(And dye his hair black...)

ElemmÃrÃ« · 02-27-2005, 03:45 PM

Nice ones, CC.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Embladyne

Or rather, "Hey, when did Glorfindel become a goth?"

(And dye his hair black...)

Nooooo!!!!!! Not the golden hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me9996 · 02-27-2005, 04:13 PM

This tread seems to be atracting a lot of Elf lords...
Gollem!
Gollem!

ElemmÃrÃ« · 02-27-2005, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

This tread seems to be atracting a lot of Elf lords...
Gollem!
Gollem!

*stares at post count*

I think all threads attract Elf lords...

Pytt · 02-27-2005, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElemmÃ*rÃ«

*stares at post count*

I think all threads attract Elf lords...

Yes, I guess they does. In a strange way

Cool thread.

12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
was great!

in fact they all very pretty bloody hilarious!

me9996 · 03-01-2005, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pytt

Yes, I guess they does. In a strange way

Cool thread.

12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
was great!

in fact they all very pretty bloody hilarious!

Nah, it's just the consinchration that suprises me...
Almost all the mooters here are elf lords
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me9996 · 03-01-2005, 09:50 AM

My own com-ents are marked with a :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Insidious Rex

All I have to say is :D

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
:) You cannot pass, funny!
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your
seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson!"
:) The matrix has you!
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
:) I do that at home- exept the biteing off fingers
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
:) My annoying sister says: WHAT?!?
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
:) I'll take mine well done.
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
:) Very funny!
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
:) He he he!
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
:) They did that you know...
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frank-N-Furter and wander around looking terribly confused.
:) Who?

No more com-ents

me9996 · 03-01-2005, 07:29 PM

How about yelling "Yey! No more orcs!" in the middle of a battle scene?

Or shooting arrows at the screen?

Or loudly exclaiming all your qualms about the movie as the movie plays?

**Nurvingiel** · 03-01-2005, 08:24 PM

I kept thinking "The Matrix has you Frodo..." every time Elrond spoke at the Council... I guess you did too eh?

(BTW you can end a quote by typing [/quote] and start one by typing [quote] or [quote=NameOfPoster])

Quote:

Originally Posted by brownjenkins

we have a theater with a bar in town... i may try this with some friends when it gets there in a month or so... we'll be ready to do the monty python skit by the end

Did you do that yet Browns?

me9996 · 03-01-2005, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

I kept thinking "The Matrix has you Frodo..." every time Elrond spoke at the Council... I guess you did too eh?

(BTW you can end a quote by typing [/quote] and start one by typing [quote] or [quote=NameOfPoster])

Did you do that yet Browns?

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Originally Posted by me9996

I allready know that Nurvingiel!

He he

P.S.
Browns?

ElemmÃrÃ« · 03-02-2005, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

He he

P.S.
Browns?

As in brownjenkins, to whom she was addressing her comment.

Twista · 03-02-2005, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

He he

P.S.
Browns?

ME, I think this would be an appropiate time to ask you what you thought the point of posting that was? There's having a bit of fun, and contributing nothing. I think you should work out which one you fit into.

me9996 · 03-02-2005, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twista

ME, I think this would be an appropiate time to ask you what you thought the point of posting that was? There's having a bit of fun, and contributing nothing. I think you should work out which one you fit into.

Not all of the idea is to figure things out...

P.S.
I hope I'm right

P.P.S.
Of corce there is very little to concribute here other than a bit of fun...

02-23-2005, 10:55 AM	#102
EarthBound Lady Tipple & Queen of Blessed Thistle Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I've been told it's all in my head Posts: 916	15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" Slays me, absolutely Slays me... __________________ Beer + Pizza = N'uff said Happy to be here The HACBR has been alerted to my postingsâ€¦..Hobbits Against Constant Beer References Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Ben Franklin I want my Mooter T-Shirt!

02-26-2005, 10:19 PM	#104
Christiana Elf Lord Join Date: May 2002 Location: Searching desperately for a swan boat to take to Valinor Posts: 1,231	LOLOL!!that always makes me laugh __________________ I take full responsibility for my actions, except for those that are somebody else's fault Having someone to blame is nearly as good as having a solution to the problem Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you habe their shoes. ~Frieda Norris

02-27-2005, 03:06 AM	#106
Willow Oran Deus Ex Machina Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,951	These are good, they probably shoudln't be done in theaters though, after all, it would be much more fun to mock the extended editions... 103. When Pippin pushes Faramir off the funeral pyre shout 'Stop, Drop and Roll!' __________________ "5. Plain Rings with RUNES on the inside. Avoid these like the PLAGUE. -Diana Wynne Jones Tough Guide To FantasyLand ...it's not much of a show if somebody doesn't suffer, and preferably at length. Suffering is beautiful in any case, and so is anguish; but as for loathing, and bitterness... I don't think they belong on the stage at all. - Isabella, I Gelosi

02-27-2005, 03:58 AM	#107
Count Comfect Word Santa Claus Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 2,922	These are all so hilarious 104. When Legolas grabs the harness of a horse in TTT and swings up (just pre-Wargs) loudly state "Legolas 1, Laws of Physics 0" OR Do the same in RoTK when he does the similar thing on the Oliphaunt. For bonus points, watch all 3 in a row and make it "Legolas 2" the second time... 105. When we see Arwen first in FoTR, ask "Hey, when did Glorfindel get a sex change?" __________________ Sufficient to have stood, yet free to fall.

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